How to have as much sex as possible: THE GUIDE

[Rescue Mission]

Let's not waste any time here, and let's cut all the bullshyt. Follow this, and you WILL start having sex with as many chicks as humanly possible. I will keep it short and sweet for those who do not like long reads.

#1) The less experienced you are, the less chance you have of fvcking a hottie.......lower your standards for a while, have some sex with average chicks as practice, so you will be ready to fvck the hot ones and fvck them good when they do come around - inexperienced guys usually do very poorly with hot chicks.

#2) Never EVER go on a "date" again!!! The first time you hang out with a girl, ALWAYS make sure it is either her place or your place, with movies and wine. I have covered before how to arrange this kind of meeting properly without sounding like a pervert or a horndog.

#3) Improve your appearance as much as humanly possible - it makes a world of difference for how girls view you on a sexual level.......have that hot hairstyle, wear that sexy shirt, show off your pecs/abs/shoulders/arms, get a nice but not too orange tan, ect ect ect.........your APPEARANCE matters!!

#4) Use every resource around you that you can - do not just meet girls at parties or clubs or through friends.......go online, use myspace, facebook, or any other free site, IN ADDITION to cold approaching, partying, clubs, bars, through friends, through yoga class, i don't care.......use EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE METHOD that you can to meet new girls.

#5) Be as sexual as you can in every single word that you say to women.......you will come off as a creep at first, but as soon as you practice it enough, it WILL become more and more natural to you, but only under 1 condition - you follow rules 1 - 4 as well

That's all for now, simple enough, right?

 

[stayfly]

I agree 100% with #1 #3 and #4

the other 2 aren't really my style and aren't necessary for me

overall excellent advice that a lot of people could benifit from

props

 

[Lexington]

I'd add: eye contact, eye contact, eye contact!

What if you could communicate to a girl that you want to **** her brains out? Well you can. I find that using your eyes, you can communicate just about anything and you can do it in a subtle manner too.

If you tell a girl you just met that want to bend her over and fvck her, she'd probably run away. But if you hold eye contact and give her the right look, you can communicate that message to her. What's more, she's going to think that the horniness she feels is entirely of her own making.

 

[Scion]

why do you guys care so much about sex? Why make sex the goal? Just do what you want, have fun with your life and you'll have women in your life.

 

[pipe007]

I read the first line and realized this post was created to indirectly attack Snowdog's attempt at writting a book...

you have given Snowdog so much attention buddy. You understand that giving someone negative attention has been scientifically proved to be as good as giving someone positive attention.

the effects are the same, it has generated controversy, and now everyone will read his book, including you and me.

dont waste your time no more

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Bookmarked.

 

[Mr.Freestyler19]

now everyone knows about the book....,thank you so much......cant wait until the book is out

 

[The Greek]

I don't like #1. As inexperienced as you may be, if you can get the experience with hotties, what's the prob? If chicks actually think you don't get any (even if you don't), you're either very new to this or are doing a lot wrong.. IF you fall under that category, sure lower those standards.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Link?

I think typing this out again will be faster than looking for my own post from the past, so....

In order to get a chick to hang out for the 1st time at either her place/your place, when you are talking to her and setting up when to see each other, you casually say "hey I got a whole bunch of insanely good movies at my place, we should chill over here and watch a few of them and drink some wine, what do you like more, red or white?"

By asking her what she likes more, red or white wine, you are basically assuming that the rest of your proposal is an automatic yes, and you are just getting her to answer the secondary question of what kind of wine she likes. You are LEADING her like the man, you are not ASKING her to see you like some nice guy chump.......you OWN the situation, she will hang out with you on YOUR terms, otherwise she misses out on the opportunity to get to know you in a casual relaxed environment (that being your place, with a nice movie, and some nice wine, while sitting on a comfy couch).

Below is a formula for those who would like a mathematical model of the situation

wine = horny, movie = cuddling,
wine + movie = horny + cuddling,
horny + cuddling = kissing passionately
her/your place = isolation (thus her slut defenses are way down)
wine = slut defenses being down even more
isolation + kissing passionately = sex
her/your place + wine + movie = sex

 

[Rescue Mission]

I don't like #1. As inexperienced as you may be, if you can get the experience with hotties, what's the prob? If chicks actually think you don't get any (even if you don't), you're either very new to this or are doing a lot wrong.. IF you fall under that category, sure lower those standards.

hotties like to be fvcked well, and virgins do not know how to fvck........this lack of knowledge oozes out to the surface of every virgin when he has a hottie in front of him, and he is much better off getting the easier sex out of less than hot girls, FOR EXPERIENCE, so that when it is time to attract a hottie, it will be much easier. The more pvssy you get, the more pvssy you will continue to get! So you cannot be just some virgin walking around and hoping to score a homerun - it's a step by step process!!!

 

[Don Wha]

wine = horny, movie = cuddling,
wine + movie = horny + cuddling,
horny + cuddling = kissing passionately
her/your place = isolation (thus her slut defenses are way down)
wine = slut defenses being down even more
isolation + kissing passionately = sex
her/your place + wine + movie = sex

Haha. I like this.

 

[nismo-4]

This post is platinum! You should've posted this in the tips section though.

 

[Alex11]

In order to get a chick to hang out for the 1st time at either her place/your place, when you are talking to her and setting up when to see each other, you casually say "hey I got a whole bunch of insanely good movies at my place, we should chill over here and watch a few of them and drink some wine, what do you like more, red or white?"

By asking her what she likes more, red or white wine, you are basically assuming that the rest of your proposal is an automatic yes, and you are just getting her to answer the secondary question of what kind of wine she likes. You are LEADING her like the man, you are not ASKING her to see you like some nice guy chump.......you OWN the situation, she will hang out with you on YOUR terms, otherwise she misses out on the opportunity to get to know you in a casual relaxed environment (that being your place, with a nice movie, and some nice wine, while sitting on a comfy couch).

Below is a formula for those who would like a mathematical model of the situation

wine = horny, movie = cuddling,
wine + movie = horny + cuddling,
horny + cuddling = kissing passionately
her/your place = isolation (thus her slut defenses are way down)
wine = slut defenses being down even more
isolation + kissing passionately = sex
her/your place + wine + movie = sex

Haha and this works? BS... she will just say "I dont go to house of person i dont know" and what then ?? So You must meet somewere alse so it means go to fckn "date"

 

[Iceberg]

Haha and this works? BS... she will just say "I dont go to house of person i dont know" and what then ?? So You must meet somewere alse so it means go to fckn "date"

Yeah. I didn't feel like debating this, but hell...I wouldn't visit the home of a dude I just met. I couldn't imagine a chick doing it.

Yeah, through the years I've met some high interest girls who were down to f**k from the start. But the typical girl I meet at clubs/bars, etc? It's like, you meet them, you talk for 20-30 minutes, and get the number. Then you call...talk for another 15 minutes to set up the date. That's not enough time to establish enough rapport to get her over your house for wine and a movie. Wine and movie is code word for f**kin. "Hey, we've known each other for a grand total of 45 minutes. Wanna f**k yet?"

Since it's the internet, I'm sure some macho guys will tell me that I'm wrong / doing something wrong. Girls are just dying to jump on their d**k. Blah blah. It doesn't quite work like this. I've been lucky enough to roll with a team of guys who are great with women...and no. This happens. But it doesn't happen frequently enough that I'd put it in an advice column.

 

[stayfly]

in terms of the home thing

honestly, I wouldn't really want a girl I don't know very well at my house.

after a few dates I might but before that nahhhh

it's a personal thing though and do whatever works for you.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Yeah. I didn't feel like debating this, but hell...I wouldn't visit the home of a dude I just met. I couldn't imagine a chick doing it.

Yeah, through the years I've met some high interest girls who were down to f**k from the start. But the typical girl I meet at clubs/bars, etc? It's like, you meet them, you talk for 20-30 minutes, and get the number. Then you call...talk for another 15 minutes to set up the date. That's not enough time to establish enough rapport to get her over your house for wine and a movie. Wine and movie is code word for f**kin. "Hey, we've known each other for a grand total of 45 minutes. Wanna f**k yet?"

Since it's the internet, I'm sure some macho guys will tell me that I'm wrong / doing something wrong. Girls are just dying to jump on their d**k. Blah blah. It doesn't quite work like this. I've been lucky enough to roll with a team of guys who are great with women...and no. This happens. But it doesn't happen frequently enough that I'd put it in an advice column.

The whole key here is to make it look like you DON'T wanna fvck her, you really do wanna just chill and watch a movie and drink......of course she is practically a stranger. You turn the sexuality up naturally when you are already sitting next to each other on your couch, but before that, make sure to sound as fun and as harmless as possible, while at the same time still throwing in sexual innuendo and projecting a strong sexual energy of a sex god.

Girls HATE creeps, and in no way am I suggesting that you invite a girl to your place in a creepy way......it just needs to be said in a smooth, natural, ASSUME THE SALE kind of way.

And of course, it is more likely to work the more she is attracted to how you look, the more time you spend talking to her when you meet her or on the phone (or even on AIM).

This is also very likely to work if you are meeting her online, and you talk for a bit on instant messanger/emails, then you call and have a nice good 1 hour long "get to know each other before we fvck" conversation, and then finally meet up in the way that I suggested - by that point she is already comfortable with you.

Now, I would like someone to argue against this advice, but I want it to be someone who has TRIED applying this tactic in their game, and someone who has FAILED every single time - that is who I wanna hear from.

For all of you guys who haven't even tried this kind of "date", and are assuming everything based off of theory, this simply cannot be explained to you, so you might as well just stick to going out with chicks who you barely know, spending $$, and getting a kiss if you are lucky.

For me personally, this has worked dozens of times.

 

[Rescue Mission]

in terms of the home thing

honestly, I wouldn't really want a girl I don't know very well at my house.

after a few dates I might but before that nahhhh

it's a personal thing though and do whatever works for you.

definitely feel free to invite yourself over to her house - she might actually feel safer there anyway.

 

[Diaforetikos]

What if I don't drink any form of alcohol? How do you say it then?

 

[MeteorMash]

What if I don't drink any form of alcohol? How do you say it then?

Be creative then

"hey, i make a mean (insert dish here). You should come over for dinner"

anything could do it. the key is isolation and comfort and sexuality.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Be creative then

"hey, i make a mean (insert dish here). You should come over for dinner"

anything could do it. the key is isolation and comfort and sexuality.

chocolate works doesn't it? Also, you could still get her to drink wine while you drink non-alcoholic beer. Just make sure to poor it into a mug every time you go into the kitchen, and make sure she does not see it's non-alcoholic........a girl will definitely not want to get tipsy all by herself, so you gotta give her the illusion that you are drinking too.