How to get that girl today.

[Amazing]

I want all of you to text to that one girl you had been wanting

"My horoscope said we are hooking up today"



seriously, text that.






if there is any resistance, you have the perfect fall back.

"April fools! It said girls named (her name) are the worst!"

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Hahaha . . awesome. I am so thinking of using that.

 

[Kailex]

What if all she responds with is "LOL" or "WHAT?"?

 

[GetOveIT]

Do not text a girl period.
Texting does more damage than good to a dj.

 

[Amazing]

What if all she responds with is "LOL" or "WHAT?"?

then she is an idiot!!


keep your frame. "OK what time did your horoscope say is best for hooking up today? mine said 7"

 

[Iceberg]

I want all of you to text to that one girl you had been wanting

"My horoscope said we are hooking up today"



seriously, text that.






if there is any resistance, you have the perfect fall back.

"April fools! It said girls named (her name) are the worst!"

As a line, it's pretty awful. And as a joke, it's not particularly funny.

But sure. Okay.

 

[Don Wha]

Pretty funny if you ask me.

 

[Don Wha]

Texted this to two girls...4 hours later and still no reply. Maybe it wasn't so funny after all... oh well haha.

 

[ENIGMA16]

I hate the stupid "do a magic trick/talk about horoscopes" bullsh!t. Any girl that would take that seriously I want nothing to do with.

 

[Stryker]

Yeah you might get a bit of a giggle from that, but a line like that is going to get you no where... generally speaking. It's a mediocre line, and let's face it, girls don't take texting seriously anyway.

 

[Dannyrt34]

uhh i dunno about that line.

Or you could just learn the song "More than words" on the guitar and play and sing it for her.. She'll rip your clothes off on the spot, as you play.

lol Maybe not that much, but I did play that song at a local bar one night (I play guitar at this bar that I know the owners) and I heard girls seriously screaming when I began. Then got hit on the rest of the night by drunk girls.

Anyway hobbies really can attract girls if you are really good at what you do.