How to get my gf to do anal

[treytrey777]

I saw a previous post on how to get thier girlfriend to do anal. And i was wondering if it worked for him or if anyone knows a couple of small tricks. When my girlfriend rides me she sometimes lemme put my finger in there(which sometimes i put middle) but when i asked to actually do it she rejects me. Any one want to comment?

 

[PapiChulo]

Chloroform all the way. If she doesn't remember it she can't complain.

 

[ilikecharlene]

It's not a matter of force. she may think anal is yucky/gross (a lot of women do). if it's not her thing, so be it.

Do get to the bottom of it (no pun intended), ask her if she doesn't like anal? if she says she's curious, there may be some leeway in convincing her. if she says it's gross, let it be.

 

[treytrey777]

Chloroform all the way. If she doesn't remember it she can't complain.

Haha yea thatll be good..

 

[treytrey777]

It's not a matter of force. she may think anal is yucky/gross (a lot of women do). if it's not her thing, so be it.

Do get to the bottom of it (no pun intended), ask her if she doesn't like anal? if she says she's curious, there may be some leeway in convincing her. if she says it's gross, let it be.

She always says someday... then she jokes and says shell do it when shes 30 and married.. think thats a leeway?

 

[Eternal_water]

dammit misleading title

I thought this was going to be instuctions on how to get treys gf to do anal

 

[TonyBaloney]

Anal Lessons - Part 1~

You gotta start ny getting into rimming. Look at it this way, your gonna get that tight ass, so u gotta put in the tongue work

1) Next time u get into the puss with ur tongue, move down the "The Brown Eye" Forty licks and she'll be loving it. Proceed to pu ssy with **** and b ang as per normal.

2) Next s ex session, tongue puss, move to ass with tongue, and bring out LOTS of lube and pop a finger in. rim her and finger her. Proceed to pu ssy with **** and b ang as per normal.

3) Next s ex session, tongue puss, move to ass with tongue, and bring out LOTS of lube and pop a finger in. rim her and finger her. Proceed to pu ssy with **** and pop LOADS of lube over your **** - put the HEAD in only and with the puss FULLY lubed, and the **** fully lubed, she'll LOVE it - JUST GO VERY VERY VERY VERY SLOW for the first 4/5 times,

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I saw a previous post on how to get thier girlfriend to do anal. And i was wondering if it worked for him or if anyone knows a couple of small tricks. When my girlfriend rides me she sometimes lemme put my finger in there(which sometimes i put middle) but when i asked to actually do it she rejects me. Any one want to comment?

BUY A GOOD LUBE AND PREPARE TO SLOWLY AND GENTLY INTRODUCE HER TO ANAL WITHOUT PRESSURING HER INTO IT.

You can try to put her over your lap and try a light firm spanking first...then have her suck on your fingers and play with her cl!t slowly inserting your fingers into her puss getting them wet and put them in her mouth to suck on...then take them and run your wet fingers around her a-hole while using your other hand to run your fingers on her rib cage lightly to give her a pleasurable feeling associated with having her a-hole touched (as long as she's not too ticklish.) Have her spread her legs and insert 1 finger in her puss and the other in her ass GENTLY and slowly start pumping both while telling her how hot she gets you.

Tell her you want to taste her sweet juices and have her lie down on the bed with a pillow under the small of her back, have her spread her legs and as ridiculous as it sounds put your mouth on her cl1t while humming on it to simulate a vibrator, use one of your free hands to insert one finger in her puss and the other in her a hole at the same time as you are humming on her cl1t (mouth slightly open) and flicking your tounge on her cl1t. use your other hand to circle your fingers gently above where your nose reaches.

Let her get used to getting extremely turned on slowly with different play to 'distract' her from the negative thoughts about anal and the good feelings you are giving her while you slowly keep playing with her holes first.

Don't pressure her to do anal at all.

You can try standing up at the edge of the bed and fvking her with the pillow still under her back with her putting her ankles on your shoulders and then taking one hand and holding her around just above her ankle (firmly so she doesn't kick you) and sucking her toes and licking the bottom of her foot gently while using your other hand to play with her **** turning her on even more and then without a word...SLOWLY while continuing to play with her cl1t and sucking her toes pop the head of your c0ck in and out of her ass..see how she reacts and try slowly going in a bit deeper...

Make sure you get a good, generous amount of anal lube before you try to fvk her ass. It takes some time for chicks who aren't used to it. Tough there are many ways to prep them with lube, your fingers, and tounge rimming them first without pressuring them to fvck them in the ass first off.

 

[roman81]

BUY A GOOD LUBE AND PREPARE TO SLOWLY AND GENTLY INTRODUCE HER TO ANAL WITHOUT PRESSURING HER INTO IT.

You can try to put her over your lap and try a light firm spanking first...then have her suck on your fingers and play with her cl!t slowly inserting your fingers into her puss getting them wet and put them in her mouth to suck on...then take them and run your wet fingers around her a-hole while using your other hand to run your fingers on her rib cage lightly to give her a pleasurable feeling associated with having her a-hole touched (as long as she's not too ticklish.) Have her spread her legs and insert 1 finger in her puss and the other in her ass GENTLY and slowly start pumping both while telling her how hot she gets you.

Tell her you want to taste her sweet juices and have her lie down on the bed with a pillow under the small of her back, have her spread her legs and as ridiculous as it sounds put your mouth on her cl1t while humming on it to simulate a vibrator, use one of your free hands to insert one finger in her puss and the other in her a hole at the same time as you are humming on her cl1t (mouth slightly open) and flicking your tounge on her cl1t. use your other hand to circle your fingers gently above where your nose reaches.

Let her get used to getting extremely turned on slowly with different play to 'distract' her from the negative thoughts about anal and the good feelings you are giving her while you slowly keep playing with her holes first.

Don't pressure her to do anal at all.

You can try standing up at the edge of the bed and fvking her with the pillow still under her back with her putting her ankles on your shoulders and then taking one hand and holding her around just above her ankle (firmly so she doesn't kick you) and sucking her toes and licking the bottom of her foot gently while using your other hand to play with her **** turning her on even more and then without a word...SLOWLY while continuing to play with her cl1t and sucking her toes pop the head of your c0ck in and out of her ass..see how she reacts and try slowly going in a bit deeper...

Make sure you get a good, generous amount of anal lube before you try to fvk her ass. It takes some time for chicks who aren't used to it. Tough there are many ways to prep them with lube, your fingers, and tounge rimming them first without pressuring them to fvck them in the ass first off.

Spoken like a true pro, well played sir.

 

[pr!nce]

It's not a matter of force. she may think anal is yucky/gross (a lot of women do). if it's not her thing, so be it.

Do get to the bottom of it (no pun intended), ask her if she doesn't like anal? if she says she's curious, there may be some leeway in convincing her. if she says it's gross, let it be.

My ex was at first grossed out by it too. She said that her butt was dirty etc. I told her that shiit was just processed food and it worked :yes: BTW before asking for anal I started getting her comfortable by occasionally fingering her ass and later started putting her small vibe in it while fvcking her doggy.

 

[Atom Smasher]

What song should I be humming? Can you provide a playlist?

I'm thinking of warming her up with some legato scales, transitioning to the guitar lead in "Beat It", and then on to an ecstatic crescendo of Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries".

She should be very receptive at this point and as I turn her over I'll hum "Slip Slidin' Away" by Paul Simon.

Do you guys think this would work?

(Ninja, no mocking intended. Just having fun with it).

 

[Naughty Ninja]

What song should I be humming? Can you provide a playlist?

I'm thinking of warming her up with some legato scales, transitioning to the guitar lead in "Beat It", and then on to an ecstatic crescendo of Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries".

She should be very receptive at this point and as I turn her over I'll hum "Slip Slidin' Away" by Paul Simon.

Do you guys think this would work?

(Ninja, no mocking intended. Just having fun with it).

Thank you for not AMOGing me. You know how much it hurts my alpha feewings as I value my rep and street cred on these forums.

I'd say the theme from Rocky because I'm getting her ready to go twelve rounds pounding dat sweet tight little ass. (I just hope she doesn't tell me to go beat my meat like Rocky did in the freezer.)

Or something light hearted and fun. A$$ busters hummed to the tune of Ghost Busters.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Just tried it, no joy. I was too exhausted to continue after the "Beat It" solo.

She said she might let me next time if I start off with "Yackety Sax" and transition into "Flight of the Bumble Bee". I'm practicing them now as I type this.

 

[SgtSplacker]

The anus is not like the vag where as soon as it's wet you can get right in there. You have to start off slow and small and work your way to bigger things. You have to stretch it out a bit basically so it doesn't hurt her. Just look at anal porno and you can see how the pros prep the booty for insertion. First a little finger, then deeper, then a bigger finger, then deeper, then just the tip, then deeper... little by little. In the porn you can see how the girls butt starts off totally closed then by the time she is ready you can see the little gaper wide open. I had an ex that required none of this protocol... she rocked.... hard

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

For the love of god dont talk to her about anal. Dont ever ask if you can try it.

The only time you should mention anal sex with a girl is if your dirty talking in the bedroom and she is extremely turned on. Even then its not necessary. All you need is lube, patience, and maybe a little alcohol in her system.

Next time your on top, after fvkcing her for 5 or 10 minutes pull out and slide your d1ck below her vag to put just slight pressure on her a$$hole. Do this for only a second. Then slide your d1ck right back into her vag and go back to normal sex. It should happen fast enough that it seems innocent and pleasurable to her. Do this every once in a while when your having sex for a couple weeks.
Eventually the idea of anal sex should turn her on enough that she will make her body very receptive toward having d1ck in her a$$. Use lube and go slow.

Remember every girl is going to be different so be sure to try most if not all the things the guys here are suggesting. Maybe my advice wont work for your female but the next guy's idea will. This is just what has worked for me in the past.

 

[Down Low]

Jesus Christ! Are you men or girlies?

Just push her down and stab her to hell with it. If she fights and raises up her head, slam it down onto the nightstand or bedpost. (But make that look like an accident of just being aggressive and trying to reposition yourself to keep it continuing. She wants to believe that you tried for a long time but you can't resist her ass and your desire exploded.)

I find this to be a very effective response to a woman running off at the mouth (but only when it got to the point where even she's ashamed of her behavior). She wants to believe that you're justifiably punishing her with your rage, letting yourself lose control with sexual aggression not physical violence.

After some months, when she's saying "no" too much lately, catch her when she's sleepy, yank off the panties, and give a very gentle go where only the head is inside. It's a night-and-day difference that will surprise and delight her. Afterwards, she'll be OK with anal and will tolerate you going as deep as you can, and will twist around to find the least uncomfortable position while you're getting near the climax.

 

[Dedication]

Jesus Christ! Are you men or girlies?

Just push her down and stab her to hell with it. If she fights and raises up her head, slam it down onto the nightstand or bedpost. (But make that look like an accident of just being aggressive and trying to reposition yourself to keep it continuing. She wants to believe that you tried for a long time but you can't resist her ass and your desire exploded.)

I find this to be a very effective response to a woman running off at the mouth (but only when it got to the point where even she's ashamed of her behavior). She wants to believe that you're justifiably punishing her with your rage, letting yourself lose control with sexual aggression not physical violence.

After some months, when she's saying "no" too much lately, catch her when she's sleepy, yank off the panties, and give a very gentle go where only the head is inside. It's a night-and-day difference that will surprise and delight her. Afterwards, she'll be OK with anal and will tolerate you going as deep as you can, and will twist around to find the least uncomfortable position while you're getting near the climax.

I don't quite understand, could you provide a video? It would be highly prevered if it contains an ass virgin.

Thanks in advance.

 

[speed dawg]

I think the best time to go about it is after she's gotten off. Sh1t, just tell her, you want to put it in her @ss. Don't be a complete idiot about it, though. Fvck this 4 hours of foreplay stuff some of these other guys are talking about. If you're into that, I guess it's fine.

I personally don't think anal is as great as it's cracked up to be. I go through stages when I want it and when I'm repulsed by it.

 

[BigJimbo]

Don't do it with a broad. She will probably poop on Mr. Stiffy.

Try it with a cute guy first. They are easier to pickup, plus they want it. Don't believe the hype that some guys are tops and some guys are bottoms. All gay guys go bottom once in a while. They are experts on how to make it more enjoyable for you. Plus, they know how to NOT poop on Mr. Skinny.

 

[Zerro]

The only observation I can offer is that you're going to have a much more difficult uphill battle if she's already tried it with a previous guy and he did something to make her swear off of it forever. That one dude who didn't know how to do it right (or just didn't care) ruined the chances of every guy who comes after him.

It's much easier if she hasn't tried it before. It'll be even easier if she did and liked it because the last guy did it properly, but that is going to be pretty damn rare.