You have been on sosuave for almost FIVE YEARS and this is the best you can do? Here's what you sound like to me:
Now I'll relay this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and, looking to score
Now I know, I should say no, but
It's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
Instead of pretending to be a dj, try actually being one. Pretending works a little, but not nearly as well as being genuine.
When a girl says:
she wants to be friends and start seeing new people.
She means - "I've been fvcking other guys, and I love it! Unless you go get some new pvssy yourself, I'm never going to respect you again!"
Does your girl still seem so precious when you imagine other guys banging the hell out of her and her loving it? If she will have casual sex with a guy she is trying to dump, then I really doubt she is that selective about putting out.
The only way to handle this is by fvcking other women - it's the only way. There is only one "ganji game" and that is it. If your girl respected you and believed that you would do that, then she would never pulls that friends bs and expect to talk to you again. If my gf told she she just wanted to be friends, instantly inside my head I would start doing mental cartwheels of joy, "WOO-HOO! YES! NEW PVSSY FOR ME!!!" And I love my gf, known her 17 years - that does not make her any less replaceable than anyone else on this Earth - including your own girl.
Go fvck some other women, and you'll find that your natural attitude is the same as what you're trying to pretend to feel now. You'll be happier, and your old girl will want you more than any other way, because you genuinely don't value her as much. Women can sense when you are pretending. Being a genuine dj works much better than pretending.