How To Get A Handjob On The First Date In 10 Easy Steps

[DonJuanPlayer]

1. Take a girl to a movie.
2. Sit on her left.
3. Put your right arm around her shoulder.
4. Put her left hand in your left hand.
5. Kiss her.
6. When you get an erection put her hand on your penis.
7. Let her rub it.
8. Unzip your pants and pull it out.
9. Put her hand on it.
10. Let the action movie reach its climax.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Genius

 

[spider_007]

one thing tho, who cleans up the mess?

 

[DonJuanPlayer]

I've Done It Twice

"BULL SHYT!

stop picking up sluts.

sorry but that shyt just don't work."

It works. I've done it twice... loser.

 

[catch]

ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

 

[Hunchback]

Follow the same steps, replacing the word hand, with mouth.

:crackup:

 

[Smooth Player 056]

HE is RIGHT ON!
Ive done something very similar to this. Its simple yet effective



- Smooth Player 056-
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

HE is RIGHT ON!
Ive done something very similar to this. Its simple yet effective!

In a public movie theater? where theres a whole bunch on people sittin in the right, left, front and back? hmm i dunno....but i just might be crazy enough to try somthing stupid like that who knows it might work.

 

[Archaic]

You guys are fricken retarded, judging his credibility by his post count? What a bunch of ****ing degenerates. He is simply showing you a blueprint of what you should do on a movie date, wont always work, but it might, specialy if you already know the chick anyways. Stop being dumbasses and take the god damn advice.

 

[longwood]

hey i've done this plenty times before and it has always worked. Especially when your making out with the girl and ya'll are really going at. Haven't you guys fingered an girl in the movies. same thing reversed.

 

[diceman]

Getting a handjob in cinema just seems tacky & selfish. I mean, have some consideration for other people.

How would you feel if the couple sitting next to you were doing that. Theres a time & a place for this stuff.

 

[animal crackers]

Handjobs arent the same as fingering a girl. I won't be able to come unless she goes nuts on it, and that's a little distracting to the people sitting around you.

 

[Duke]

I fingered a girl using this tactic, so don't put it down. Never tried getting a handjob though. What do you do with the mess?

 

[DonJuanPlayer]

Thanks for the positive feedback

No one else was in the theatre both times. Thanks to MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO, Phoenix_of_the_ashes, Smooth Player 056, Archaic, Longwood, Duke, and I'm Joe Dirt.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

I can verify that this works..

 

[pimpfromdayone]

You all must be drizzlers then..... if I did this in the theatre, not only would I get it all over my clothes, but it would probably shoot onto someone else too. Maybe if I aimed it at her face.....

I guess if nobody else is in there, fine, but no way would I do it otherwise. Might get your ass thrown out of there if you mess up someone's viewing experience.

 

[longwood]

now i not saying this shiit wont be messy, because it probaly will be. I mean like all over her face, messy. But then again you dont have to nut. just hold it in
:crackup:

 

[jason999]

That doesn't seem like it would work, and even if it did, I think I'd rather wait to go all the way. There is very little appealing or sensual to me about handjobs.

 

[Smooth Player 056]

I didnt mean I do it in a packed theater in the middle row durring Harry Potter, I do this technique way at the top in the back corner in somewhat empty theather where nobody is even in the back rows with you. Its money and it works. Cant argue with the facts.


- Smooth Player 056 -
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

 

[Archaic]

for the mess, carry a cleenex in your pocket, its innocent, it doesnt look like you just have it for cleaning up sperm,and its usefull for many situations. Hell you could paint a bullseye in the middle.