how to fcuk married women?

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I've heard of horror stories about messing around with married women. I don't think it's smart unless you don't care about getting nuts ripped off by some gargantuan cross-eyed ex prisoner named Ripped
 

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I don't know what it is, but it seems married women keep hitting on me!

Maybe they should get a divorce first!

The time I ended up banging a married woman, I didn't know that she was. She was at age 40 and only looked 20 with a coke bottle frame! Not only that, she stayed across the street from me! Have mercy on my soul. At the time I was 19, and was barely putting the moves on her. She was making moves on me! I knew she had a thing for me after we hugged (had no bra on btw:) ) and she was literally sucking on my neck with lipstick on! Then I see her outside alone and I go talk to her. Things went well noticing that she had her arm around me and it didn't come off. Then we go in the house and nobody's home! So we go in the guest bedroom and she locks the door! Ooh, I was hot! it started with kissing, then we took each other's clothes off! I was so happy I had a couple of condoms in my wallet! Talk about a safety net! Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.:trouble:

The next day, I find out she was married. And her husband looked like Deebo from Friday! Thankfully, we wiped everything clean and forgot it ever happened. Yes I respected the husband. I even gave her a kiss goodbye as a last request, which I made unforgettable!

After this situation, I go by a woman who seemingly doesn't have a ring on, I end up smashing, and when the husband came in, I found myself dodging multiple swings of a metal baseball bat, then I left the house while dodging a flurry of thrown kitchen knives! :trouble: Talk about disaster! I did escape safely.

This taught me to not get with someone's wife, no matter how good the sex is. And be sure they are not married, or you could be dodging gunshots! :yes: + :mad: + :trouble: + :eek: + :cuss: = :box:

Always remember that.
 

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Lately, I've been the victim of married women's advances. And I've thought long and hard about fvcking them. There's a book. It's called Scoring Married Women by Major Mark.

Here's a little excerpt from the prologue:

Renegade Hypnotist Reveals Amazing True Secrets About
Scoring With Married Women!

“The Last Refuge Of Uncommitted Sex In America!”

A Totally True Book
By Dirk Manly,
Who Is Staying Anonymous
So As To Continue Prowling Amongst
The Delicious Wives Of The World.
Major Mark Cunningham

Read at your own risk..


At the moment, I am SO tempted by a couple of wives 16 to 18 years my senior. They come over and sit with me, hold my hand, tell me about their problems. I swear it's just like you hear in the news where the teacher seduces the student. I have a feeling that, if we were to ever be alone, I'd cave and fvck her. She's that sweet. I think that their husbands might be on to us too, not sure. I am certainly giving off the forbidden fruit aura to these women. I can't help it. They all seem to want to have a piece of me. And who am I to deny that??
 

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wildleopard said:
i dont have any issues with moral schitt like guys dont fcuk married women and its gonna lead to a broken home or whatever..

the only issue is how to game her and make her invite me or to invite her to my place or whatever way it takes to get her into bed or atleast get anywhere near.. coz i know i can escalate from there..

ive managed to bang a married chick on the plane basically a few minutes after meeting her there..
I don't see any issue here. If you don't have any problems morally with having sex with a married woman (I'm assuming she's okay with it too here) and you've already show you have banged a married girl although didn't know till later, what's the problem?

If you want to have sex with a woman with a slight complication like being married but she's into you big time there really shouldn't be a problem. If a person girl or guy wants to have sex bad enough, a little thing like marriage isn't going to stop them, again assuming they're morally okay with this. If a the woman isn't going to do it she isn't going to do it at that time. Maybe if something happens in her marriage and she's looking for a physical out burst she MIGHT look to you but honestly that's a timing thing and really any guy could fill that role.

If she's a fence sitter you could talk her into it get her all rilded up and past her worry and doubt and again she'll help you figure out a way for you two too meet up.

If she's just a straight up wh*re of a house wife and she just does it with anybody. Cheating on her husband is run of the mill and she goes to the bar to pick up young guys all the time.

Anyway you look at it, it's just having the confidence to step up to the plate and play ball. If you get enough information you'll be able to figure out who and what you're dealing with like any other girl obligated or not...Not saying that's a game i like to play that much but to each his own right? Everybody does what they have to to make it.
 

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Thought of having sex with an attractive mature married woman is kind of a turn on honestly, even though i know it's wrong and I probably will not do it.
 

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Thought of having sex with an attractive mature married woman is kind of a turn on honestly, even though i know it's wrong and I probably will not do it.
 

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Any single man is a complete idiot to game a married woman. AFC too, since obviously the operating creed is taking what you can get.

There's no logical reason for you to voluntarily take on that added risk when there are millions of single women out there.

IMO, any single man who knowingly boinked a married woman and, resultingly, shot by the husband of the woman he boinked (or tried to bonk) should be an automatic qualifier for a Darwin Award.

Being a DJ, and, if you don't see it by now, it crosses over to married women women, single women, long-term relationship women...Being a DJ you must take on the title. Especially, if you got you DJ skills all-to-get-her (altgether).

It's not always the DJ. I'm a black male and get white females on my gov't job giving me attention and I'm like whoa!!!!.....What I'm saying is, being a DJ, you will cross many barrier you were not prepare for, crossing single, crossing married, crossing color barriers, crossing young barriers, crossing older barriers, however, I do not think we really discussed all these barriers we crossed understanding our skills and knowledge about what we know about women. You're A Human Being.....And, being a DJ, they don't teach you how to prepare for married women....even though they're women too and read the same signals as single women.....
 

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im still reading all the responses that everyone of you have written.. and although i specifically mentioned in my post that morals and "getting shot" are the least of my worries in this game.. most of the guys still want to talk about whether its wrong or right..

i certainly respect your views and youre welcome to share them with all of us but they dont really help my cause.. as im being honest.. women are just there to be fcuked and if my (future)wife does it too, its upto her and if i find out, im more likely to shoot her than who she cheated with.. as she was the one who cheated..

however, for the few people who do actually understand my point, the fact is that she is married and thats at the back of my mind.. and that makes it really awkward for me to ask her out.. how do i do it? i mean, i work with a couple of them and im not sure how to go about it.. as they continue to tease me with those sweet glances..
if they were in a club, i wudnt worry as i care jack schitt about wat they would think.. and the fact that theyre in a club means theyre in the meat market and want to get slaughtered..

some of the views presented were really good but i believe there must be more to gaming a committed hwore.. any experienced guys welcome to contribute!!

thanks again!!
 

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I made a post against the morality police so I'm on your side here. The most important thing I can tell you is stay away from women at work, trust me no good can come of it. The only other advice I got is treat them like any other women, don't treat them differently cuz they are married.

I find attached women perfect FB's because they get their emotional fix at home and most times they aren't interested in leaving their marriage, they are just looking to fufill their other needs, excitement, wanted, sex, lust, etc...
 

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Excerpt: "I’ve got to be honest with you guys — there are a few drawbacks to our little hobby. I’ve
jumped from second story windows while an angry. gun-waving husband charged up the stairs.
I’ve endured weeping women pounding on my door in the middle of the night, demanding to get
in and get some more. And more than one dinner party has cooled considerably when it became
apparent that I had been treating the hostess to dessert on the side!
And the plain fact is, what I want most for her is to have a wonderful time, and then to
send her back to a happier, more stable marriage.
So we need to extricate ourselves gracefully, if only so we have the time free to do her
neighbors as well!
So let’s borrow one last page from the romance novels. In these fantasies love is either
forever, or it is doomed — “a love that would not die, that could not be — star-crossed lovers
torn apart by fate ... ” Yeah, gag me! But they love it!
So when it’s time to move on. 1 use a language pattern that I call “The Locket”. And it works
every time. Because I have worked long and hard to keep my head and stay focused on what it is
that I want from all this, she has never been given to understand that I want anything permanent.
I’ve never encouraged her to talk about her husband and family. I’ve always told her that
my interest in her is as a woman, not as one of her other roles. And I have always insisted on
taking my pleasure with her as a woman.
So, basically I’ve ended up as someone who is a rare testosterone treat. And it’s not
realistic that this sort of relationship should last — the whole point of a “once-in-a-lifetime”
romantic adventure is that it happens once and then it’s over!
Who am I to mess with years of cultural conditioning?

So I tell her that you must understand something important. There ‘s something that is
drawing us apart — it’s not about you, it ‘s about me. I’ve had the enormous pleasure, the good
fortune to chance upon you and discover the amazing woman you had kept hidden inside. And I
have had the privilege to be the man who has drawn you into a life that is far richer for it.
But I need to do something now, and that means that that we can no longer be with each
other in the same ways. And I understand, now, that in all of your richness you must include that
which you have had at home as well. I am the man outside, and I am the one who must now go.
But in my memories 1 treasure all that we have shared. and all that we have been becoming
together. It‘s like if you were to lake a locket. And in this locket you can place all of our
laughter, our excitement, our pleasures, our disappointments, our memories. As the locket snaps
shut, put ii deep down inside, right next to your heart so that with every beat of your heart they
stay warm and strong. When you looked in the mirror that first lime, and you ‘re surprised to see that in spite of all
that we are doing, you still look the same? And all the profound changes are happening deep
inside?
It ‘s like that. And so for all the time to come, whenev er you feel lonely or afraid, whenever
you‘re feeling a little down ... Or just when you want to reach in and touch the essence of all that
is valuable about what we share, that locket full of our memories and dreams will be there.
It’s like that with me. And now, as one day ends and another begins, I know that you have
given me a prize beyond all measure.
I can’t begin to imagine when and where, and how, we will be able to meet again ... to laugh
and love, as men and women do.
But until and unless we do, that locket filled with thoughts, feelings, and memories will
remain the only remnant of this time — the warm coals glowing after the blaze burns low.
And so this is the truth — we ‘re a good thing, something rare and wonderful, that has had
our time together. And I lift my glass to you — you ‘re more than I expected, all I ever wanted,
and my life will be less without you!"
 

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MacAvoy said:
I love the morality police.




Cheating has been around since the beginning of time. Your granddad was banging some other skank while your grandma was home changing your daddy's diapers.

The difference between now and then is optics. Technology has changed so much that its talked about a lot more than it was back then. I've listened to stories of 70 year olds and it went on.

The difference was, the women back then never chose to keep their blinders on a little more and men in turn, didn't throw it in their face like what happens more often now.

How do you think marriages lasted so long before? Do you think people were really monogamous? Your a complete idiot if you do.

Its all about respect, what a women doesn't know doesn't hurt her. Now if your dumb enough to fall in love with a 2nd women, then you deserve the sh1t parade that will follow. If I was married for 15 years, I would likely forgive a cheating wife as long as it wasn't a serious relationship, and was willing to go back to being a devoted wife.
So basically your saying that your mother has the potential to have a threesome with skilled puas behind your fathers back.
 

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Loser thread, started by a loser, and anyone who thinks it's cool messing with married women is equally a loser.

Real Dons don't f*ck with married women - ever.

Poser, dip-shyt FEMINIZED AFCs, however, do fool around with married women.
 

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Don Juanabbe said:
Loser thread, started by a loser, and anyone who thinks it's cool messing with married women is equally a loser.

Real Dons don't f*ck with married women - ever.

Poser, dip-shyt FEMINIZED AFCs, however, do fool around with married women.
And a real Don Juan doesn't need to swear and call people names.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
Lately, I've been the victim of married women's advances. And I've thought long and hard about fvcking them. There's a book. It's called Scoring Married Women by Major Mark.

Here's a little excerpt from the prologue:

Renegade Hypnotist Reveals Amazing True Secrets About
Scoring With Married Women!

“The Last Refuge Of Uncommitted Sex In America!”

A Totally True Book
By Dirk Manly,
Who Is Staying Anonymous
So As To Continue Prowling Amongst
The Delicious Wives Of The World.
Major Mark Cunningham

Read at your own risk..


At the moment, I am SO tempted by a couple of wives 16 to 18 years my senior. They come over and sit with me, hold my hand, tell me about their problems. I swear it's just like you hear in the news where the teacher seduces the student. I have a feeling that, if we were to ever be alone, I'd cave and fvck her. She's that sweet. I think that their husbands might be on to us too, not sure. I am certainly giving off the forbidden fruit aura to these women. I can't help it. They all seem to want to have a piece of me. And who am I to deny that??
Honestly, It's wrong, but how could something like banging a married woman which is wrong, feel so right?!

If they want a piece of me, AFAIC the husband ain't puttin' out right! The iron usually gets hot around these times and that's when I strike! You should do the same!
 

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Exactly. A current gf of mine cheated on her husband before her divorce. That makes her sound like an adulterous wh0re, but the other side of the story is that he went over a year without having sex with her. There are always two sides.
 
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