How to disarm chicks with oversized sunglasses?

[noneother]

I see a lot of women wearing oversized sunglasses which makes them more attractive but I've noticed a lot of the time when they take them off they're not as hot as initially thought.

What strategies do you guys to use to get them to remove their glasses?

 

[Maxtro]

I hate those big glasses. I can't stand anything that covers a woman's face.

BTW nice tip Wolf. To expand, don't give them back to her right away, do a little game of keep away. Just be sure not to break them

 

[Alle_Gory]

I see a lot of women wearing oversized sunglasses which makes them more attractive but I've noticed a lot of the time when they take them off they're not as hot as initially thought.

What strategies do you guys to use to get them to remove their glasses?

This is why paper bags were invented.

 

[WC2]

What kind of question is this? Disarming oversized sunglasses?

Ask her to take them off.

Next, get off your computer.

 

[DJVladdy]

lol

"Only on Sosuave"

 

[TheRealSupreme]

lol

"Only on Sosuave"

LOL...I thought I was the only one who said that..

 

[It's-Me]

I hate those big glasses. I can't stand anything that covers a woman's face.

BTW nice tip Wolf. To expand, don't give them back to her right away, do a little game of keep away. Just be sure not to break them

Or break them and tell her you'll pay her back by some sex tonight. Yeah how about that?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Are you a celebrity? You're hiding from the paparazzi, right?

No? So your boyfriend beat you up and you're hiding the bruises? I don't believe you. Women lie about these things, you know?

 

[Brighty]

Are you a celebrity? You're hiding from the paparazzi, right?

No? So your boyfriend beat you up and you're hiding the bruises? I don't believe you. Women lie about these things, you know?

Not so sure the last one would be an ideal opener... or really be apart of any conversation. I dunno, could be wrong, but talking about spouse abuse to me doesn't exactly seem like emitting a positive vibe.

 

[Moose_God_II]

Just repeat after me... "Take off those ridiculous sunglasses--you look like a damned prostitute." :crackup:

 

[Bible_Belt]

no, but I would find it funny, which I think is all that really matters. Fvck 'em if they can't take a joke. Uptight women are not any fun anyway. And you would find out if she had a boyfriend.

 

[Brighty]

no, but I would find it funny, which I think is all that really matters. Fvck 'em if they can't take a joke. Uptight women are not any fun anyway. And you would find out if she had a boyfriend.

ah yeah, you're right. too often i feel myself getting caught up in her and how she'd perceive it than to just be self-amusing and not really caring what she thinks. ugh, I've gotta get out of that mentality.

 

[TheGameMaster]

"hey, are you guys celebrities?"
sarcastic yes/no
"yeah i got the impression you were hiding from the paparazzi"
laughs
"actually i think you guys had a cat fight before you came out, but you made up an now you are hiding your bruises"
sounds alot better than saying their boyfriend beat them up.

also if you accuse them of having a cat fight, you can test their friendship with the best friends test.

 

[cedd]

ask her :

would you please take off your sunglasses ?
- why ?
- I just wanna see if you've got oversized eyes too !

cheers

 

[DJVladdy]

why, because of same reason as the guys in clubs who wear BASEBALL HATS.

they got something to hide, subconsciously at least u feel me?

also prolly because they dont have good bone structure - low/invisible cheekbones, so u cant tell.

 

[Desert Fox]

I usually go up to them and be like "Yo ET wasssupp!!!"

then u gotta dodge the slap, and pull them into a kiss. then be like "was that 2 tongues i felt? "

 

[Prodigy746]

Lol i laugh at girls who wear them , today was a rainy gloomy day , sun nowhere to be found and i saw a chick that i know driving with the sunglasses on. Ill mess with her about it if i see her soon enough...