How to deal with douchebaggery

[seek&destroy]

So...here is my situation.
I posted about this girl in my class that I asked out recently. First off...this one douche of a guy (he's well overweight, lazy as fvck, and just plain annoying....the sort of guy you can ONLY take in doses, and not to mention that he's a major fvcking creep!) ****blocked mea few times so I decided to join the battle, after all he stands no chance against me! Anyways, today at break, me and the girl went to get a coffee...and as soon as we walked out of the classroom, she starts telling me about how much she hates this guy. He's very rude, obnoxious, and he generally just tries to keep her away from me by boring her to death every day...the problem is, she is too nice to tell him off, and this drives me fricken insane! After the class he followed her to the outside waiting area, and she texted me asking me to give her a way out, so I told her to excuse herself and go to the washroom, after all he should not follow her there. Guess what? He did...he waited right outside of the girls' rest room for her. Unfvckingbelievable!
So...long story short....she practically begged me to get rid of him for her. Now, I am not going to do her dirty work for her (entirely) but I am willing to help. Can you guys help me come up with a foolproof plan to take this douchebag out of the equation?

THANKS!

 

[pipe007]

you say you asked her out recently? did she say yes? did you guys go out? did you kiss her??

whats the update on that first???

let me tell you something.. if she said NO, or made an excuse not to go out with you, then she probably SECRETLY likes this guy, and she is just using you to make you orbit around her...

but I could be wrong if you have gone out with her AND MADE A MOVE

 

[CantTouchMyStyle]

Been in similar situations with girls in my classes.

Not only would I not help her, I would encourage the other guy to continue his shenanigans. And let her know you are encouraging him.

 

[seek&destroy]

She said she will check her schedule when I first asked. Then when she did not answer my calls, I pretty much ignored her for two days, after which she approached me and asked me out. She said she was surprised I was not interested in taking her out anymore, and I told her why that was too...maybe means no 99% of the time.
Yesterday, she practically begged me to give her an excuse not to go out with the fatass....and my buddy did it for me. One of my other friends said that I can become her hero if I chase the fatass away from her, kind of like a father figure. What do you think?

 

[Myrrdin]

Try this. Could be bad, I don't know, it's for you guys to decide.

Tell her to act like you too were together. This will definitely keep the guy at bay and at the same time light something up inside her. You never know.

 

[J. Darko]

She's just an attention wh.re that gets penetrated by the douchebag. And who cares about the douchebag anyway. Funny thing is, you see him as a competitor. Which means you are insecure.

 

[Iceberg]

She said she will check her schedule when I first asked. Then when she did not answer my calls, I pretty much ignored her for two days, after which she approached me and asked me out. She said she was surprised I was not interested in taking her out anymore, and I told her why that was too...maybe means no 99% of the time.
Yesterday, she practically begged me to give her an excuse not to go out with the fatass....and my buddy did it for me. One of my other friends said that I can become her hero if I chase the fatass away from her, kind of like a father figure. What do you think?

I think it's a terrible idea. You shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get a woman to date you. The process is: "ask her out, she says YES/NO, then you date/forget her." It's not "ask her out, get rejected, become her hero, ask her out again."

Why put in all this effort and strategy for a girl who clearly isn't excited about you? It just seems like she's in it for the attention. If you want to get her out on a date, then set up a date and get her to put her cards on the table. If she rejects you again, then you're 100% sure she's a flake. And if you get the date, then you're probably dating an attention wh*re, but that's what you seem to want. This douchey guy has no impact on your situation.

 

[teacha]

looks like we got a case of white-knight syndrome on our hands....

 

[Jblitz59]

you should tell her next time she asks that you need to 'check your schedule' to see if you guys can date.

what a *****.

 

[seek&destroy]

I will call her later on today, to cancel for Tuesday because I'm busy on that day. I will see if she wants to do this for Wednesday instead, or maybe even the week after. I actually have a date with the other girl on Tuesday, and I don't want to flake on her for the girl that has been flaking out on me all the time so far.
Anyhow...No, I do not see this douchebag as competition, although I did at first, but I realized the error of my ways when he told me he is: a) 27 years old b) He lives in his mommy's basement c) Is practically obsessed with stupid crap like Magic The Gathering d) Is too lazy to go to the gym and is damn proud of it.
I work out every single day, and I don't let anything get in the way of that. I love the rush I get after a good workout, more than anything to be honest. Anyways, I backed this guy into a corner 2 nights ago. I was talking to him on AIM, and asked him "So, you going to ask this girl out or what?". He texted her telling her that I asked him that, which is exactly what I thought he would do...he fell right into the trap.
She called me up and we talked for about good 40 minutes about how he is just too pathetic and keeps trying waaaay too hard to get her. For crying out loud, he practically stalks this girl no matter where she goes in our school. He constantly keeps asking her to do something with him, and she constantly keeps ducking him. For example, he asked her to come in early yesterday so that they could study, so she told him she couldn't. I asked her if she was going to be there early, and she said "only if you are".
I also constantly tease her, use push-pull tactics, and neg her at every right opportunity, laugh AT her when she does stupid crap, etc. I also told her that if she ducks out on me again, she can forget about spending any time with me, to which she replied "I only do that to people I don't like, and you are not one of them".
So, this guy is just plain annoying, I want to take him out of the picture, because he shouldn't even be ther to begin with. While he is trying to be nice to her, he is also smothering the hell out of her, and not giving her any personal space. That's just not right. She dug herself into that hole by making herself seem interested/available, and I told her that. It's her mistake. I won't do her dirty work for her, I will ONLY help her get rid of this douche.
One of her text messages to me read:
"He sticks on to me like superglue, and he won't let me hang out with you guys."
He thinks he's a master ****blocker, but in truth, he is nothing more but a big fat douchebag!

 

[Iceberg]

Anyhow...No, I do not see this douchebag as competition, although I did at first, but I realized the error of my ways when he told me he is: a) 27 years old b) He lives in his mommy's basement c) Is practically obsessed with stupid crap like Magic The Gathering d) Is too lazy to go to the gym and is damn proud of it.

Well, you see him as SOMETHING because you know his whole damn life story. And you're sitting here with us gossiping about him

Anyways, I backed this guy into a corner 2 nights ago. I was talking to him on AIM, and asked him "So, you going to ask this girl out or what?". He texted her telling her that I asked him that, which is exactly what I thought he would do...he fell right into the trap.

Why are you talking to him on AIM, asking about his dating life in the first place? He's not your friend. More high school soap opera drama.

She called me up and we talked for about good 40 minutes about how he is just too pathetic and keeps trying waaaay too hard to get her.

A - Why are you spending 40 minutes on the phone talking to a girl who you're not banging?

B - If you are spending 40 minutes on the phone with her, maybe you could avoid gossip talk about other dudes. That's for women.

I also told her that if she ducks out on me again, she can forget about spending any time with me, to which she replied "I only do that to people I don't like, and you are not one of them".

She disliked you enough to ignore your phone calls the first time around...

So, this guy is just plain annoying, I want to take him out of the picture, because he shouldn't even be ther to begin with.

Other than being annoying, I don't see how he's "in the picture" in the first place. Is he picking fights with you? Making fun of you? It just seems like you're whining about some random annoying guy in your class who has no impact on your dating life whatsoever. This is high school sh*t, man.

How do you get him out of the picture? Stop talking to him.

While he is trying to be nice to her, he is also smothering the hell out of her, and not giving her any personal space. That's just not right.I won't do her dirty work for her, I will ONLY help her get rid of this douche.

Why? Why help her with anything? Is she your girlfriend? Oh right, she's a girl who has ignored your phone calls and hasn't even gone on a single date with you.

He thinks he's a master ****blocker, but in truth, he is nothing more but a big fat douchebag!

More playground insults. Grow up, forget about this dude, and get the girl out on a date. Unless he is flat out disrespecting you, he has a right to be annoying and fat, and you have the right to ignore him. You seem more interested in gossip than you do in the woman.

I don't even know this fat d-bag guy and he already sounds cooler than you.

 

[J. Darko]

I will call her later on today, to cancel for Tuesday because I'm busy on that day. I will see if she wants to do this for Wednesday instead, or maybe even the week after. I actually have a date with the other girl on Tuesday, and I don't want to flake on her for the girl that has been flaking out on me all the time so far.
Anyhow...No, I do not see this douchebag as competition, although I did at first, but I realized the error of my ways when he told me he is: a) 27 years old b) He lives in his mommy's basement c) Is practically obsessed with stupid crap like Magic The Gathering d) Is too lazy to go to the gym and is damn proud of it.
I work out every single day, and I don't let anything get in the way of that. I love the rush I get after a good workout, more than anything to be honest. Anyways, I backed this guy into a corner 2 nights ago. I was talking to him on AIM, and asked him "So, you going to ask this girl out or what?". He texted her telling her that I asked him that, which is exactly what I thought he would do...he fell right into the trap.
She called me up and we talked for about good 40 minutes about how he is just too pathetic and keeps trying waaaay too hard to get her. For crying out loud, he practically stalks this girl no matter where she goes in our school. He constantly keeps asking her to do something with him, and she constantly keeps ducking him. For example, he asked her to come in early yesterday so that they could study, so she told him she couldn't. I asked her if she was going to be there early, and she said "only if you are".
I also constantly tease her, use push-pull tactics, and neg her at every right opportunity, laugh AT her when she does stupid crap, etc. I also told her that if she ducks out on me again, she can forget about spending any time with me, to which she replied "I only do that to people I don't like, and you are not one of them".
So, this guy is just plain annoying, I want to take him out of the picture, because he shouldn't even be ther to begin with. While he is trying to be nice to her, he is also smothering the hell out of her, and not giving her any personal space. That's just not right. She dug herself into that hole by making herself seem interested/available, and I told her that. It's her mistake. I won't do her dirty work for her, I will ONLY help her get rid of this douche.
One of her text messages to me read:
"He sticks on to me like superglue, and he won't let me hang out with you guys."
He thinks he's a master ****blocker, but in truth, he is nothing more but a big fat douchebag!

Then why do you care about him so much? You are gossipping like a girl.

 

[SPEAK]

Heres your plan of action for this ridiculous situation:

1. Step 1 is tell the girl that you have been thinking and you think that her and the fatguy would make a really good couple. (Be serious.)

2. No contact her FOREVER, cus she is an attention *****.

3. Mac other girls and talk to other women that won't waste 40 mins of your time talking about a fat loser?

 

[maqnetik]

dont be a captain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc&ob=av2e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhj3N_hAF7Q

this girl is trying to pit the two of you against each other and getting off on it in the process. tell her she needs to take care of business or make her problems his business because theyre not yours.

 

[Warrior74]

If women are children, what would you tell your child about someone bothering him and being annoying? I would tell my child to handle it. Tell the guy to leave you alone, if you won't do that, I don't want to hear about it. Then again I'm from the old school, when I lived with my gran and some kids picked on me, she said be a man and you go back out there and stand up for yourself and don't come back in here crying. If they start something you better finish it. Gran wasn't no captain save a bro.

 

[seek&destroy]

I already told her I won't do it for her, she has to do it herself. But I wll give her some advice on how to deal with this fatass! Other than that, it's not my fvcking problem if she draws him closer to herself, which is the exact opposite of what she wants to do...then again I'm breaking a rule here ("Never trust what she says, look at what she does")...if she wants him out of her life so badly, she needs to do this herself, because it wouldn't be effective if someone else does it for her. She's allowed to be a cold harted b!tch, after all she is a grown woman, although she keeps acting like a little kid who's unable to stand up for herself.
If she doesn't do this, I will know exactly where she stands. I have no intention on making enemies (publically) since I will have to deal with these people for the next 3 years in school.

I will tell her to tell the guy that she thinks that I was right when I asked him if he was going to ask her out, and that she is not interested in him at all in that way. If he still keeps persisiting, then I will let sh!t unravel without interfering. This guy is obviously obesessing over her, he cannot leave her alone. I just want to help, that is all.