Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
the d.ick has a mind of its own... put the moves on big bertha, then take her hand and gently place it on your crotch, if you get hard and she gets you off, then what's the problem? Thank her for a good time, but tell her you need your freedom and you'll give her a shout when you're in the mood again.
If she doesn't get you off, tell her for some reason you just don't feel any chemistry. She'll know you're telling the truth cause nothing happened. Either way, mission accomplished.
I don;t know if you're being serious or not, but this is BAAAAAADDD advice. (I know from experiance.) Back in high school, I "befriended" this OBESE chick basically because I was desperate and couldn't get a girl to save my life. I knew she had a crush on me, so I figured I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. As I talked with her, I realized that we had quite a bit in common, and that we could probably be decent friends. Eventuall, due to my lack of other options, my ****'s mind took over one day, and I went to see her. One thing led to another, and we went pretty far. (I still shudder at the shear power of my desperation at that lonely moment, and the things I did to her.) Uhhhhgggggg.....yuck!! :hangs head in shame:
The problem was that not only did this girl and I have common interests, and a light friendship, but now she was BEYOND clingly with me!!! She began to introduce me to EVERYONE at school as her "boyfriend".........and she told EVERYBODY about what we did together!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! Yeah..........I know, I regret it to this day!! I'm just lucky it was the last few months of my senior year.
I eventually started to see another girl (whom I ended up marrying, and who looked like Natalie Portman, BTW.) So, needless to say that as soon as high school ended, I made sure to conveniently "lose" contact with the FAT chick...and I never looked back! She knew I was seeing this other girl, but she kept on telling me how shallow she was (That's FAT CHICK lingo for; "She's physically attractive.") She actually expected me to stop seeing the pretty one, and continue to see her. LOL!
Anyway, I left her behind and went off and got married. The marriage was over within a year, and it turned out that she REALLY was shallow.
About 5 years after that, I run into the fat chick again at a local mall. Stupidly, I thought that since it had been so long, I could start a fresh "friendship" with her, and leave it at that. I was wrong. Now, not only we she even FATTER, she now had the power to say; "I told you so!" regarding the pretty girl. So she actually thought it was a sign or something, and she was just as clingy as before. She immediately began introducing me to her new friends as her EX boyfriend who was STOLEN from her. LMFAO!! Ugggghhhhh......there must be some correlation between fat cells and ignorance because it's amazingly strong with these types!!
AND clingy!!! OH MY GOD!! Now, it's been several years, and she gotten married. (To someone on her same leverl, I might add.) So, I am safe from not having to make up excuses on why we can't mess around or be together, but she continues to talk to people of our "doomed love affair" in high school, and how I was stollen from her by a shallow *****!! It annoys the **** out of me because it makes me look like a desperate loser with no standards, but I don't have the heart to destroy her little fantasy. I also never had the heart to tell her how unattracted I am to her, and how much I regret doing the things I did to her. Uhhhhhggggg..
She's since confessed to me that I was the ONLY "boyfriend" she EVER had in high school, even though she was there 3 years after I left. She's told me that if it weren't for our "relationship", that she would've never continued to hope or think that anyone could ever like her. To this day, she lives on anti-depressants, and still struggles with esteem issues regarding her weight. Mostly due to her father calling her fat and worthless all of her life.
She even storms out of movies when she sees fat girls being ridiculed. (Like, when watching Donnie Darko the other day.) So....it's a VERY sensitive topic with her, and always will be.
So, yeah....my point....be gentle, and cut her off ASAP! By NO means mess around with her.....even if you're on 10 drugs!! You will NEVER be able to lose her, while continuing to be nice about it. Once they have you, they NEVER let go! Unless you are brutally mean, and that's not cool. You could literally kill them with depression. They will also (as you can see from my story) blow a simple evening of messing around into a fanatical story of love and romance that EVERYONE will hear about.....FOREVER!! Luckily, I maintain a good friendship with this girl, and I tolerate the silliness of her little fantasy world, but I feel safe now that she's married. If she wasn't married, I would've found a way to ditch her again, without being too honest about why.
