How to blow of a fat chick, gently..

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

This fat chick that lives in my apartment block invited to a party on Saturday night. I had nothing better to do so I went along.

Anyway at the party she keeps asking for hugs and Sh!t and doesn't shut her fat motor mouth. Anyway she got my fvcken phone # off one of my buddies Now she sent me a SMS saying "Hi Michael, was wondering if you wanna come out to dinner with me tonight, I'll pay for it. Ok, sms me back."

I haven't SMS'ed her back and I don't want to. I'm a prisoner in my own apartment right now, she lives down the hall from me. How do I blow this bush pig off, GENTLY because I see her nearly everyday.

I DON'T find her attractive at all, she's around 5'5" and 190-200lbs. I'm macking a italian HB9 right now so I'm don't need this buffalo fvcking sh!t up. Suggestions??

 

[So Many Ways]

I know how you feel. I've been avoiding a fat next door neighbor for several months due to the fact that I made out with her while drunk off my ass at a party. Every time I see her I literally get sick to my stomach as I recoil from that awful memory.

I'd say avoid her and then if she talks to you pretend like you're in a hurry to go somewhere and ignore her phone calls. I feel for you bro. I've been there.

 

[blienk]

Do the same thing uninterested chicks do. Tell her you're busy anytime she asks you out, and if she confronts you more directly give her the "I'm seeing some else / Don't want a relationship / Let's just be friends" line or whatever.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Knock on her door and leave a hot stack of bacon at the door step and run away. That should keep her busy for about 2 tenth's of a second...LOL

Just messing man. Just tell her upfront. I kinda have a gf right now, so I don't want to give you the wrong impression. Your really great and we should be friends.


Don't ignore her or blow her off, just tell her how it is.


PIMP

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Mr. Hash,

You are not alone. For about the past year an overweight girl that lives 4 houses away from me has been persistantly pursuing me. Last friday she asked me if I wanted to get drinks with her at a local bar and I told her no. I have declined all her requests for dates but she is just too damn persistant( she's basically a female AFC). Every time I see her she gives me a hug and I wish she would just leave me alone. I have standards and I won't date any woman who weighs more than I do.

 

[BrWnSugaMan]

I've noticed that fat chicks tend to be rather persistent. I guess they have to be since they don't get approached by many guys. It makes sense that they would have to pursue more than a HB.

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Originally posted by Pimp-sicle
Knock on her door and leave a hot stack of bacon at the door step and run away. That should keep her busy for about 2 tenth's of a second...LOL

Just messing man. Just tell her upfront. I kinda have a gf right now, so I don't want to give you the wrong impression. Your really great and we should be friends.


Don't ignore her or blow her off, just tell her how it is.


PIMP

This is about the only sensible advice in this post as yet so far.

Wtf is wrong with you pvssies?

"I'm a prisoner in my own apartment"...

"I know how you're feeling, I've been avoiding my fat nextdoor neighbor for months now"...

Firstly, know that there is no such thing as no strings anything, women are too friggin emotional not to attach vaulted significance to even the most benign gestures of a guy they like. If she invites you to a party, your acquiescence is sending her a message not that you don't have anything better to do (which btw, as an alpha male you should), but that you think you would enjoy spending time with her.

Secondly, if you don't want a hug, protect your personal space. You can say no to a woman. Don't let her get that close. Yeah, she'll think you're an azz, but she won't bother you again.

C'mon guys, you're sacrificing your freedom so that you don't have to make eye contact with a woman you're not interested in. What pain could she possibly cause you that wouldn't be ecclipsed by the loss of your masculine nadulars?

Cut her off.

Oh no! A big girl next door I have no interest in hooking up with is making advances?!?!? I know! I'll barricade myself in my apartment and time my entrances and exits strategically so I don't have to talk to her!

I ask again, wtf?

I'm confiscating your manhood for the sake of the species. You shouldn't miss it, you're obviously not using it anyway. You can have it back when you get your head out of your azz...

-Cyrano

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Originally posted by CyranoDeBergerac
This is about the only sensible advice in this post as yet so far.

Wtf is wrong with you pvssies?

"I'm a prisoner in my own apartment"...

"I know how you're feeling, I've been avoiding my fat nextdoor neighbor for months now"...

What if the girl threatens to crush you to death if you won't go out with her?

 

[duke007]

Originally posted by Pimp-sicle
Knock on her door and leave a hot stack of bacon at the door step and run away. That should keep her busy for about 2 tenth's of a second...LOL

Nah don't do this, she like you even more! Remember the Simpsons episode where Homer's Vegas wife made him a sandwich?

 

[jaybeezi]

I had a similar problem, this big girl that I worked with was always talking to me when I was trying to work, then one time I was walking by her, she stopped me and asked me if I would scratch her back, I just said "oh, no thanks" and kept on going.

 

[Devestator]

At a club once a fat chick jumped on me and gave me a hug. She frickin knocked me down and as I fell I knocked down a half dozen guys who were around me.

I'm 250, so I can only imagine how big the chick was. Especially since I was wasted at the time.

 

[Kidquick]

Originally posted by Devestator
At a club once a fat chick jumped on me and gave me a hug. She frickin knocked me down and as I fell I knocked down a half dozen guys who were around me.

I'm 250, so I can only imagine how big the chick was. Especially since I was wasted at the time.

Rofl! Really wish I coulda saw that...

 

[ArmondTamzarian]

Obviously most of you are still waiting for your balls to drop. She may not be attractive to you, but she is still a person. How would you feel if the roles were reversed? Try treating her with some respect. Aknowledge her when you see her. And if she asks you out again, tell her you're flattered, but you are seeing someone. Or, if you're not seeing anyone, tell her you just don't share her interest. Really, what a bunch of wusses hidding from a woman.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

"Hey, damn dinner? You are such a nice friend but sorry I don't have time I'm swamped . But hey if you have a party ready this weekend I'm defenately up for that and maybe you can hook me up with one of your hot friends! TTYL Darling!"

 

[Tweek_1984]

Tell her she's a pure fatty wobbler and you wouldn't go down on her to save your life. But you'd still like to be friends and all that rubbish. Tell it to her straight man.

Seriously though, I've been through this before and I just told the chick that I'm not interested in a relationship at the moment. Luckily for me, I didn't live near her. It's a shame though, because if she'd lost 50lb's she would have been hot.

 

[DankNuggs]

Tell her your interested in being friends with her, and you appreciated the invite to the party...She'll be happy your still even talking to her...Fat girls have no self esteem remember....

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

My bad~

I thought that the topic was, "How to bl*w a fat chick gently"- in which case, I had some pretty good advice.

Anyways, pretty easy really. Simply fall all over her till' she gets sick of you. The only reason why she wants you, is because you don't want her. Women are funny about that.

 

[niteguy2003]

Through out my life, fat chicks have always wanted me!! You just simply have to tell them that you are not interested. They are used to being turned down so they kinda expect it. Don't show them any signs of hope that you are interested. They eat that up(pardon the pun). Just be stern and tell them, sorry I'm not interested. It has worked for me many times.

Now I have a delima!!! Get this. There is this new girl at my work they just hired. She has been after me ever since she saw me and I am having trouble telling her that I am not interested because well...............Um she is 3 freakin feet tall!!!! Yeah the girl is a dwarf. I have never had anything like this happen to me in my life ever!!! Not only that but the girl has major issues!!! Should I tell her sorry but I am not into circus side shows?? I dunno every one at work thinks it is halarious.

-Jeremy

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

[circus music plays]

Everytime I tell a woman "I'm just not interested" they become obsessive freaks. Fat chicks like tall guys, we are like some kinda' after dinner toothpick or something - once they get their meathooks into your rock hard abs, they never let go!

Anyways, I would not be too insulting to the dwarf lady. You might try giving her the LJBF line that soo many women have used on us. Or you could just tell her that you are in love with the bearded lady who works in the cubicle across from yours. But you know this might just make her an obsessive freak.


P.S. What exactly do you do for a living anyways!?...

 

[niteguy2003]

Re: [circus music plays]

Originally posted by Spike_the_cowboy
Everytime I tell a woman "I'm just not interested" they become obsessive freaks. Fat chicks like tall guys, we are like some kinda' after dinner toothpick or something - once they get their meathooks into your rock hard abs, they never let go!

Anyways, I would not be too insulting to the dwarf lady. You might try giving her the LJBF line that soo many women have used on us. Or you could just tell her that you are in love with the bearded lady who works in the cubicle across from yours. But you know this might just make her an obsessive freak.


P.S. What exactly do you do for a living anyways!?...

I work in Telecommunications. Yeah I figured they had to hire her due to the discrimination laws and what not. She works in Customer Service.

-Jeremy