Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
How to be ****y 'n' Funny
The great mistery. The answer to your problems. No, it's not.
People overrate being ****y and funny.
It's important, but it only serves to open the path to deeper conversations.
Now write this down, read every morning when you wake, and put it in your wallet:
The objective of being ****y and funny, is showing her that you are confident,funny,
smart and you do not put her in a pedestal.
It shows her that you're worth her time, and you're not just a stupid nerd who only brags
about his dislikes.
Only real men have the balls to tease a girl they don't really know, to see how far they let you go.
But, once you played the comedy man, you should know the time to stop being ****y and start being 'Great' (Great in my dictionary is a guy who can talk about her feelings in a very soft and joyful mood).
I'm not telling you this because I believe so, I'm telling you because I know from experience.
If you're ****y and funny all the time, chicks will think you're an arrogant as*hole .
You won't get past a certain point, and your relationship is over before it began.
You must be ****y and funny, then Great, then alternate the moments between ****y and funny and Great.
How to alternate? Only with experience you'll know exactly. You have to feel her mood, see when she needs deep conversations and understanding and when all she needs is crazy laughter.
That's the beauty of being a DJ, is growing the skill of bringing a smile to a girl's
face when she's sad, or bringing her tears of laughter when she feels nice.
Girls love it when you make them feel nice.
They live in a world that's filled with competition and jealousy,false people constantly trying to bring them down. And 75% of the men she'll cross will only look at her tits and be scared of her, while 20% will fill their ears with shyt and
the gifted 5% will make her feel like Cinderella and win the big prize.
When you're ****y and funny in the wrong moment, it shows her that you're immature.
When you're ****y and funny in the right moment, it shows her that you're confident, smart and has a great sense of humor.
When you're sentimental in the wrong moment, she sees you as a Nice Guy.
When you're sentiment in the right moment, she sees you as a Great, intelligent, lovable MAN.
In HS, real man are hard to find. Really hard.
Ok, now most of you will say: You said a lot but you didn't explain how to be ****y and funny.
You know, being funny, is seeing the world with another eyes. Eyes that see the little details, the little things that people are,do, or are surrounded by, that brings us to little understanding and much laughing.
To be funny, you can't be embarassed about yourself, or embarassed about being in the spotlight.
You have to be the persona, the stand up comedy man.
Use different tones of voices, different volumes of voice, use all the facial expressions you can. Make gestures with your body. Create a way to walk and to stand up that is only yours. People will be amazed.
Watch Comedy Central, Seinfield, Chris Rock and whoever else you can !!
Don't be afraid to make stupid jokes. With time, you'll have the feel to make only funny jokes.
Once you're good at jokes, start picking lighlty on the girls. Make them laugh about you, herself, the others, and all things you can remember. Make connections.
Her girlfriends will eventually laugh too, and see the delicious mood you delivered her, and will want that for them too. It'll be even easier to meet more and more women.
You only have to keep in mind that to those specific women, you're going to be so nice and give them for free a very good mood, lots of laughter and smiles. And if you do good, you'll get at least some phone #s.
And once her mood is set and the doors are open, you can start to talk to feelings and things you both like, to create the connection between you too, always smiling and making light jokes, so that when she thinks about you, she'll smile, and laugh alone, remembering all the funny things you said.
But, be VERY VERY VERY careful, when you make fun of her.
One little joke can be a huge mistake.
Use common sense, and 90% of the times you'll do good (Hey, nothing is error-free).
If you belive yourself, practice and always have top confidence, cause you must be the man, you'll be the 8s,9s and 9,9s man in no time.
The only side effect is that that ugly and the boring b*itches will think you're an arrogant fun-less bastard, but guess what, you're too hot the spend your time on these b*itches.
I know this post is a little confused but I hope I've put some forks in the road to ****y
and funny.
Any questions, please post and I'll be glad to explain my thoughts.
To all of my dear brothers,
a lot of confidence, self-love and self-respect, these are never enough.
Good night.
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"The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!"
" You'd better get ready to come in contact with the dominant ideology of the non-producer. At least 75% of the people you come in contact with would like to tax you, criticize you, assault you, and envy you because you are, or want to be, a success. - George F. Sterne "
" And the last known Survivor stalks his prey in the night, and his watching us all with the f*cking Eye of the Tiger! "
" Burn "
[This message has been edited by Brazilian_Blues_Boy (edited 10-06-2002).]
The great mistery. The answer to your problems. No, it's not.
People overrate being ****y and funny.
It's important, but it only serves to open the path to deeper conversations.
Now write this down, read every morning when you wake, and put it in your wallet:
The objective of being ****y and funny, is showing her that you are confident,funny,
smart and you do not put her in a pedestal.
It shows her that you're worth her time, and you're not just a stupid nerd who only brags
about his dislikes.
Only real men have the balls to tease a girl they don't really know, to see how far they let you go.
But, once you played the comedy man, you should know the time to stop being ****y and start being 'Great' (Great in my dictionary is a guy who can talk about her feelings in a very soft and joyful mood).
I'm not telling you this because I believe so, I'm telling you because I know from experience.
If you're ****y and funny all the time, chicks will think you're an arrogant as*hole .
You won't get past a certain point, and your relationship is over before it began.
You must be ****y and funny, then Great, then alternate the moments between ****y and funny and Great.
How to alternate? Only with experience you'll know exactly. You have to feel her mood, see when she needs deep conversations and understanding and when all she needs is crazy laughter.
That's the beauty of being a DJ, is growing the skill of bringing a smile to a girl's
face when she's sad, or bringing her tears of laughter when she feels nice.
Girls love it when you make them feel nice.
They live in a world that's filled with competition and jealousy,false people constantly trying to bring them down. And 75% of the men she'll cross will only look at her tits and be scared of her, while 20% will fill their ears with shyt and
the gifted 5% will make her feel like Cinderella and win the big prize.
When you're ****y and funny in the wrong moment, it shows her that you're immature.
When you're ****y and funny in the right moment, it shows her that you're confident, smart and has a great sense of humor.
When you're sentimental in the wrong moment, she sees you as a Nice Guy.
When you're sentiment in the right moment, she sees you as a Great, intelligent, lovable MAN.
In HS, real man are hard to find. Really hard.
Ok, now most of you will say: You said a lot but you didn't explain how to be ****y and funny.
You know, being funny, is seeing the world with another eyes. Eyes that see the little details, the little things that people are,do, or are surrounded by, that brings us to little understanding and much laughing.
To be funny, you can't be embarassed about yourself, or embarassed about being in the spotlight.
You have to be the persona, the stand up comedy man.
Use different tones of voices, different volumes of voice, use all the facial expressions you can. Make gestures with your body. Create a way to walk and to stand up that is only yours. People will be amazed.
Watch Comedy Central, Seinfield, Chris Rock and whoever else you can !!
Don't be afraid to make stupid jokes. With time, you'll have the feel to make only funny jokes.
Once you're good at jokes, start picking lighlty on the girls. Make them laugh about you, herself, the others, and all things you can remember. Make connections.
Her girlfriends will eventually laugh too, and see the delicious mood you delivered her, and will want that for them too. It'll be even easier to meet more and more women.
You only have to keep in mind that to those specific women, you're going to be so nice and give them for free a very good mood, lots of laughter and smiles. And if you do good, you'll get at least some phone #s.
And once her mood is set and the doors are open, you can start to talk to feelings and things you both like, to create the connection between you too, always smiling and making light jokes, so that when she thinks about you, she'll smile, and laugh alone, remembering all the funny things you said.
But, be VERY VERY VERY careful, when you make fun of her.
One little joke can be a huge mistake.
Use common sense, and 90% of the times you'll do good (Hey, nothing is error-free).
If you belive yourself, practice and always have top confidence, cause you must be the man, you'll be the 8s,9s and 9,9s man in no time.
The only side effect is that that ugly and the boring b*itches will think you're an arrogant fun-less bastard, but guess what, you're too hot the spend your time on these b*itches.
I know this post is a little confused but I hope I've put some forks in the road to ****y
and funny.
Any questions, please post and I'll be glad to explain my thoughts.
To all of my dear brothers,
a lot of confidence, self-love and self-respect, these are never enough.
Good night.
------------------
"The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!"
" You'd better get ready to come in contact with the dominant ideology of the non-producer. At least 75% of the people you come in contact with would like to tax you, criticize you, assault you, and envy you because you are, or want to be, a success. - George F. Sterne "
" And the last known Survivor stalks his prey in the night, and his watching us all with the f*cking Eye of the Tiger! "
" Burn "
[This message has been edited by Brazilian_Blues_Boy (edited 10-06-2002).]
But enough about me... this post is the kind of material I am talking about... nice job fellow Moderator, this along with WUWD's post has moved me a great deal... I put up the challenge and you guys have responded... I love it.