How to be hot

Skel

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I found this on another forum I read. Found it interesting so here it is.










Really, the process is not as complicated as one would think. The way women can be attractive is relatively simple: stay slim, work out, smile, and have great hair. It isn't as complicated, or so I believe, to be attractive for a female as it is for a male. It is a good deal more difficult, but the requirements are simple.

With men it is MUCH harder to figure out what women like. It can go so far as the material your pants are made of. Each woman likes different types of men, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and explain to you why the hottest guys in showbiz have achieved this status.

I shall start with one of my current favorties, who happens to also be the "Latest Thing" in Hollywood. Ladies and gentlemen, Colin Farrell



Thank you, Corbis, for producing the perfect picture.

Obviously, this is not the Colin Farrell we know and love. Here, he looks like an ordinary guy. Nothing wrong with that. But looking like that will not land you Britney Spears.

So what happened? Granted, Colin Farrell is a good looking guy, whether he's wearing Walmart (see above) or Armani. But this is not a requirement.

So, now I will begin with the three things we shall focus on in today's lesson.

a. Hair
b. Face
c. clothes
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The hair here is almost perfect, but a little too long and a little too combed. Go long or short - there is no inbetween. Right now the style is messy, so go with it. Wash your hair, but don't comb it. mess it up, spritz a little spray, and let it lie. It's pretty easy.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR HEAD! Do not, under any circumstances, cut your hair all off. Dye it, highlight it, whatever, but do not go bald. Women like hair on a man's head. No crew cuts.

The preppy look is out, boys. We no longer find blonde tips, combed straight with a sheen of hair gel attractive.

That was the easy part. Cute hair will cost you a 20 dollar trip to the salon... yes, I said salon. Not barber. Unless you want to look like your father...
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The face. Some men have good facial structure. Nice cheek bones, a good nose, a solid, firm jaw line. Nice lips. (See Tom Welling for the jaw) Some men are not so lucky, but this can be remedied, my friends!

The solution? Facial hair! Now, do not go grow a beard. Tree huggers (see Al Gore) tend to be associated with beards. Tree huggers, while noble in their cause, are not cool. Keep your facial hair light. Really light. A two - three day stubble is usually the best course of action. Shave/trim only once every three to four days.

Now, facial hair is tricky. To know where to have it to best compliment your face is the most difficult thing to figure out. I do not know your face, so I can not give you the perfect answer, but here are a few guidelines.

Round - some men are over weight... other men simply have round faces. Yeah, it sucks, but facial hair can help. Do not, I repeat, do not exend the facial hair past the goatee. that's the slight mustash connected to the chin thing. It will bring attention to your chin (and your mouth) which will thin down your face.

Square - shave it, baby. Jaw lines like yours need to be seen! Maybe a little stubble, but never go over three days without shaving/ God gave you a gift - show it off.

In between - ah, the cursed. Well, fear not my friends! Both Elijah Wood and Colin Farrell have inbetween faces. So what do you do? Extended sideburns that go all the way to your chin. Hair should be sparce, but there. Do not have a rug along your jaw, nor peach fuzz. A healthy medium looks best. And do not do the pencil thin beard that white rappers do to look cool - it doesn't.

Here is the perfect example. I give you, Elijah Wood.






Without this mini beard, he looks about 12 years old. So even he can look hot, with the right use of facial hair. Mustaches are a big no no. No no no no no. What? just a little? No.

I shall now go up to the eyes, which are important. As you can see, Elijah Wood has great eyes. Great shape, great color. The shape can't be fixed, unless you pay big money for a plastic surgon. The color, however, is much easier to change. Colored contacts. And make sure they are your original eye color.

People often make the mistake of wanting to change their eye color, so others are surprised when pretty green eyes go to brown. Don't change, just improve upon what God has given you. The tough thing with colored contacts is making sure that your eyes look realistic. That is a decision you will have to make on your own.

One more thing. Stand up straight. Slouchers remind women of cave men, and no one finds them attractive.
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Colin after these two adjustments




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Clothes

Mix. Mix Mix Mix Mix Mix. Avoid The Gap, Structure, and Abercrombie like they were under SARS quarentine. Where to shop, then? Armani, Nordstroms... and Goodwill. Yes, I said Goodwill. Spend good money on things like your jeans. It is all about the pants. Flat front, but make sure it hugs your behind. Girls like a nice butt. Do not wear all Armani, or all Goodwill. Mix them. Wear dark colors.... blues, greens, and blacks; or grey. Do not wear advertisements. You are not a billboard. No writing, either.

Make sure your jeans LOOK tailored. Avoid Walmart pants at all costs. Do not wear khakis, or shiny material. You are not gay. You can not go wrong with the right jeans.

Buy nice shoes - never sneakers. Converse, hiking boots - dress shoes if you're planning to go to a nice place. I am quoting from a book by the author of First Wives Club when I say that "Do not wear sandles, unless you think Jesus had a hot social life."

Shirts are difficult. But one thing I can say for certain - t shirts are attractive only if they fit just right. The line between two baggy and two tight is a very thin one, so walk it carefully. And do have a variety. Do not wear T shirts all the time, please. Take pride in how you look. This is one thing Colin Farrell really hasn't got going for him most of the time.

A good jacket can help. Don't buy Armani - hit Goodwill. If you don;t find anything at first, keep trying. If you have a blck blazer, make it work for you, but wear it sloppily. Leather jackets are all well and good, but don't go looking like a biker. Be unique, when it comes to your jacket selection. And don't be afraid to wear them in July.
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The end result. Ta da.






Much improved, and as hot as the sun.
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This is the end of my little rant, for now, anyway. Forgive all typos are mispellings: I am not an English major. I will say this: Everything above is based solely on physical appearance. We all know while this will get you attention, it is your attitude that will land you the girl.

Some girls like bad boys - especially young women. It is difficult to mimic this attitude, and I will not tell you to try. It is most unfortunate that women do not like men who act like themselves. Most of the time, we like arrogant jerks. Why? Because to us it seems that if they want us, if that they love us and have picked us out of all the other girls out there, that we must be something special.

Now, this is not me. I am not saying ALL women like guys who work on their looks or are *******s. It is, however, what the vast majority of what young, college women prefer. From about 16 to 28.

But one of these days, these girls are going to grow up (so will you), and if you have no work ethic, no real personality, and no kindness in you, they will start looking for someone who is much more stable.

I would tell you to be yourself, but in truth, it just doesn't work. Looks matter, and anyone who tells you different is lying. From first hand experience, I have learned this, and it is a hard reality to face.

There is something respectable, however, about the man who is truly himself. Confidence is key, if you do not wish to try and change who you appear to be to everyone else. If nothing else, be confident. Not condescending, not arrogant - confident. Don't let any female take advantage of you - don't let yourself be used. Don't be clingy or desperate. Don't be aloof, either. If you like yourself, the rest will come as second nature.

It might not get you a date now, but don't give up all hope. We all come around. eventually. some faster than others.

And eventually, these girls will come to appreciate it.
 

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That is true. Being hot means nice shaped body. A fit body, in another words.
 

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I especially like how she used references to pictures to show what type of facial hair she thinks is hot.
 

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That **** is wrong, that's one person's view. If these are the kind of girls your looking for then be prepared for a very shallow relationship.
 

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Originally posted by Disco
That **** is wrong, that's one person's view. If these are the kind of girls your looking for then be prepared for a very shallow relationship.
How can it be wrong if its someones opinion? You contradict yourself. But yes I get your point. Not all opinions are the same.

I should have titled it
How to be hot in her opinion, but forgive me if I thought people here were smart enough to already realize that :p
 

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Originally posted by Disco
That **** is wrong, that's one person's view. If these are the kind of girls your looking for then be prepared for a very shallow relationship.
Its actually not wrong, its her opinion on what is hot...

Btw most girls will agree with this one (not necessarily on what is hot on Colin Ferrel) but seriously, hotness will get you a LONG way and will help you alot. Dont go around thinking that looks doesnt matter.
 

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looks do manner - how you dress and stuff does manner. Spend what your budget can afford and go with that. If you make less than 2 thousand a month and you are heading up nordstroms every month spending $100-300.. girls who would most likely date you will be girls who are making $4000+ a month.. once they find out you're making less they will call you a FRAUD even though they will say "You dress nice."

WIth this point in mind, I disagree with some of what Skel has said. And who cares if a hot girl who comes from a well to do family and spends lots of money on clothes... and she rejects you because you shop below her standards. There are plenty of girls that are at your level. Similarities attract.

Go with the universal "hot" look. You know the type... clean white t-shirt that fits the body, nice pair of blue jeans - manly face... (for manly face.. see the final colin farrel pic) .

I like the shaving part. .. yes Round heads gotta have stubble, they look like babies since baby heads are round when young.. LOL no offense you round heads.
 

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hairy spray... so thats how he gets his hair like that... i was trying to do that with gel lol.
 

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Good tips,
you mentioned that a bald head is a no, no. What about for a black guy? What other guidelines would you recommend for a black man?
 

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That... what's his name SWAT guy looks like a scared puppy. The only reason he's on, is that cause he's been playing alpha characters in his movies.

The whole article is screwed up. He didn't get where he was by "going to a salon, not barber"

No cheap clothes? Only certain haircuts? This thing is so bs

In order to keep someone you need more than looks.

If you want looks, go to gym and you're gonna look good in any clothes.
 

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Do looks matter? Yes but looks are not soley based on the clothing one chooses to wear. I don't think clothes are nice because you bought them at a certain place like Armani, it has more to do with the actual look of the clothes than exactly where they were purchased. The deal is some of the best looking clothes are bought at more expensive places.

The jeans and shirts are not expensive, it's the shoes, glasses, watches, and whatnot that add up bceause almost all pairs of jeans are rather similiar if you ask me just get something rather stylish but theres no set standard on only one type of jeans one can wear.

And I really doubt a girls going to reject you because you have a little hole in your right knee of the jeans, it doesn't matter that much. I prefer just to go with a casual look, just do whatever fits you but the guy who started this thread had a good intent and with what he said but I don't think the exact material of your shirt in cotton or silk will make that much of a difference.
 

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ummmmm, so your basically telling us to keep in shape, wear nice clothes, and get a good haircut and we will be hot? Doesnt society tell us this everywhere we look.

I have to say nice try though, but that first Collin picture and the last one mean NOTHING!! I could take a photo of myself looking "average", and then another one the next second from a different angle, and my head and facial expressoin slightly changed, and it will change the ENTIRE photo. You cant tell nothing by a photo, it is just one quick glimpse in time.
 

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Confidence is key, I've seen plenty of ugly guys with hot girls. If it was a rare occurance I wouldn't keep seeing this event pop up. On a few occassions I've meet some of these guys, they aren't rich, but they have the confidence of a champion prize fighter and a decent sense of humor. By no means look like a complete slob, but how you carry yourself and think of yourself makes a more impressive lure to attract women.

-Grey Fox
 

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yep..typical white girl...lol

Don't worry kayman79, if you're black, her opinion doesnt pertain to you at all. She's basically askin for the 'typical' white guy (cuz she's a 'typical' white girl) that is fashionably dressed and in shape. That's all. She should be the last girl you should be concerned about.

Meff
 

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It's balls. In my AFC days, I always dressed well and was constantly told by women how good I looked, but did it get me anywhere with them? No. As long as you're not dressing like a total dweeb or a basket case you will be ok, it's attitude that is important.
 

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Did she just mention highlights and man in the same post ? Don't do that **** unless you're trying to attract men...
 

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I didnt write the darn thing. It was written by a girl we call NINE(I dont know how she got the name) and the forum it came from is a Supermodel forum which will remain nameless as they requested. Im not saying i agree or disagree with the post but 90% of the girls on the other forum I asked agreed. Im still not sure what to think about shopping at goodwill or whatever she said.
 
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