How often do you have sex?

How often do you have sex?

  • More than once a week.

    Votes: 12 41.4%
  • Once a week.

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Once a month.

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Every Few months.

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • Once a Year.

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Its been too long, I forgot what pu$$y looks like.

    Votes: 5 17.2%
  • A few times a month.

    Votes: 1 3.4%

  • Total voters
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Pierce Manhammer

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Also, in which scientific magazine will the article on "Sexual Practices of the Don Juans of SoSuave" be published and under whose credits?
Given you are our resident keyboard jockey I will leave that as an exercise for you.
 

MatureDJ

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I voted with the qualifier of "amateur". :mad:
 

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I can't fill in the poll if I don't know the definition for 'sex' and how to count 'how many times':
  • does irrumatio count or only intercourse?
  • if irrumatio counts, do fellatio/cunnilingus also count?
  • if only intercourse counts, does anal intercourse count?
  • if you have to disengage to change location do you 'resume' or is this a new sex times?
  • do you count if the sex didn't lead to an ejaculation?
  • do you count if the sex didn't give her multiple orgasms?
  • do you both have to be undressed or is fingering her in an elevator also sex?
These are just a few of my questions. Why can't anyone make a poll in this asylum?
I learned a new word today: irrumatio. It's just a more specific form of fellatio. :rolleyes: And quite frankly, it involves a injury risk, so I would not be interested. :eek:
 

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Usually 2-3x a week. It's been several years since I went more than 2 weeks without getting laid.
 

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It completely depends. I once went almost 2 years without it out of sheer disinterest. Other times, I was doing it 4-5x per week. I tend to go through phases where I run through women then get tired of it.

Once every 1-2 weeks is ideal for me.
 

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I can't fill in the poll if I don't know the definition for 'sex' and how to count 'how many times':
  • does irrumatio count or only intercourse?
  • if irrumatio counts, do fellatio/cunnilingus also count?
  • if only intercourse counts, does anal intercourse count?
  • if you have to disengage to change location do you 'resume' or is this a new sex times?
  • do you count if the sex didn't lead to an ejaculation?
  • do you count if the sex didn't give her multiple orgasms?
  • do you both have to be undressed or is fingering her in an elevator also sex?
These are just a few of my questions. Why can't anyone make a poll in this asylum?
If the option for penetration exists that’s all that matters. If you choose not to so be it.
 

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These polls are utterly scientific btw. Just like a poll with how large your penis is would result in all 9"+...
 

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As the Fires burn down,my ardour flags,to protect my Prostate I try for 10 ejaculations a month,no longer achieving that...Thanks to Sildenafil Sulphate,a faithful LTR and a carefully cultivated coterie of Friends I manage a pleasurable interface at least alternate days...Friends with benefits?with the rates for Tradesmen being through the roof,and every interaction having a price,I begin to wonder is the juice worth the squeeze?
 

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A session is she with you and you have sex, preferably for more than 2 minutes, but as long as it takes to withdraw yourself and get dressed.
Does sex in public, where you do not undress but just unzip your fly and have sex with her against a wall, then a light comes up and you have to scramble, you zip your fly back up, like giggly school kids you run off and find another spot, you unzip and have sex with her again, is that two sessions or one by your count or is zipping up your fly not 'withdrawing and getting dressed'?

Curious minds want to know.
 

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Does sex in public, where you do not undress but just unzip your fly and have sex with her against a wall, then a light comes up and you have to scramble, you zip your fly back up, like giggly school kids you run off and find another spot, you unzip and have sex with her again, is that two sessions or one by your count or is zipping up your fly not 'withdrawing and getting dressed'?

Curious minds want to know.
You’re being silly.
 

AmsterdamAssassin

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These polls are utterly scientific btw. Just like a poll with how large your penis is would result in all 9"+...
I abstain from voting. With my huge schlong and voracious sexual appetite I will just skew the results.
 
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