How many satellites you guys think the average woman has?

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Just like the planets, it depends on her mass except that in this case is the other way around.

I would define what we definte as "satelites" I guess you mean orbiter.

If my that we mean friendzoned guys which turn around her looking for their chance, the more she is attractive the more she has but it also depends about her life habits, work place, places she attends and so on plus her will to keep a guy in her orbit or take him out cause she cant stand him (omegas).

I believe any girl has a main orbiter plus minor ones, possibly any environment is different, gym has X, school has Y and so on.

But keep in mind that orbiters are not exclusive, the same guy could orbit around many girl....guess they also "spin plates from the friendzone".
 

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Who Dares Win said:
Just like the planets, it depends on her mass except that in this case is the other way around.
That made me chuckle.
 

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I don't care if she has 50 satellites, as long as I'm glazing her tonsils Saturday night.
 

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They all have at least a few to boost their ego.
 

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i think there are a few variable factors

but around here i can confirm the average chick will have about 4 orbiters who never get pussvy

there is also usually

between 1 & 2 fvck buddys who she can rely on not make a big song and dance about they're arrangement

and then 1 guy who can provide a nice amount of drama for her on a night out in the club be that an argument or a scene - (he may or may not get pussvy)
 

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It varies. On average anywhere between 4 to as many as a hundred.
 

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Oh if you count FB orbiters it could be in the hundreds for sure
 

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My previous girlfriend had at least three beta pus*ies around her. One of them asking her out to lunch literally every day like a pus*y, another continuously texting her and another some ugly indian guy.

Did I f*cking care? No, I just laughed at them in the inside and banged her morning and night. :rock:

So really, who gives a flying f*ck how many beta tw@ts are around.

If you mean f buddies, then usually no more than two.
 

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I wonder how many beta orbiters Kate Upton has.

Anyways, the average woman sleeps with no more than 2. I'll say about 5 real life beta orbiters and many many e-orbiters.
 

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Who cares?

If you ask me how many men they have slept with, I'd say that the average HB 8 has slept with 50 guys buy the time she turns 28. Although that may be on the low end
 

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3.32... plus a upper tier beta for occasional drinks/dinner.:woo:
 

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Take my old oneitis for example.

She had dozens of guys showering her with FB/IG likes, no fewer than 10 text buddies, 5 orbiters bringing her goodies, 2-3 dudes she would ALLOW to take her out places and only 1 she would ****.

Now granted she was hotter than average (probably HB8) so she may have more than most but I think all girls apply the funnel system, larger at the top, smaller at the bottom.

X amount of social media "likers", X amount text buddies, X guys that bring her starbucks and sh*t, X guys that she goes out with and X guys she f*cks.

The number gets lower with every tier.
 

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apprenticedj said:
Take my old oneitis for example.

She had dozens of guys showering her with FB/IG likes, no fewer than 10 text buddies, 5 orbiters bringing her goodies, 2-3 dudes she would ALLOW to take her out places and only 1 she would ****.

Now granted she was hotter than average (probably HB8) so she may have more than most but I think all girls apply the funnel system, larger at the top, smaller at the bottom.

X amount of social media "likers", X amount text buddies, X guys that bring her starbucks and sh*t, X guys that she goes out with and X guys she f*cks.

The number gets lower with every tier.
Who the f*ck does this sh!t? are these guys around your age? I just can't believe how many chumps fill this world. How can these guys not see what they're doing?

I think any woman who is attractive to some subset of the male population and has a social media account has at the very least several orbiters. I define orbiters as guys who are trying to f*ck her, not just guys who like her picture but don't really care - a 100 guys liking her profile picture means she gets validation but that alone doesn't make them orbiters.
 

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Who the f*ck does this sh!t? are these guys around your age? I just can't believe how many chumps fill this world. How can these guys not see what they're doing?
There's no limit to the amount of desperate beta fvcks out there. I will always be staggered by it.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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LMFAO said:
There's no limit to the amount of desperate beta fvcks out there. I will always be staggered by it.
What's keeping them this way? shouldn't they wake up... holy sh!t. To be above teenage and do that stuff.
 

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Sadly yes they're around my age, some younger and even some older. As for who does this? Chumps, that's who.

Of course hindsight is 20/20, I fell victim to her orbit thankfully in mild ways. I kid you not, she had flowers showing up at least once a month, always posting pictures of fancy dinners that I know she wasn't paying for.

I think it all goes back to the red pill. Many guys still believe this is the way to a womans heart, with gifts and flattery. Sadly it is not.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
Just like the planets, it depends on her mass except that in this case is the other way around.

I would define what we definte as "satelites" I guess you mean orbiter.

If my that we mean friendzoned guys which turn around her looking for their chance, the more she is attractive the more she has but it also depends about her life habits, work place, places she attends and so on plus her will to keep a guy in her orbit or take him out cause she cant stand him (omegas).

I believe any girl has a main orbiter plus minor ones, possibly any environment is different, gym has X, school has Y and so on.

But keep in mind that orbiters are not exclusive, the same guy could orbit around many girl....guess they also "spin plates from the friendzone".

Whats funny is its the opposite with women versus with gravity! The skinnier = the more satellites versus in space where we orbit the largest mass.

Funny, dem *****es dont want to follow the laws of gravity! Dey out uhhh control!!!
 

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Take her visual analogue score out of 10. Multiply that score by two; that's how many guys she has she has in her system. She will only be genuinely interested in about 1/4 of these. And will rarely be f*cking more than 2-3 regularly.

VAS = 8

Satellites = 16

Interest in, 4

F*cking, 0-2


This is an arbitrary sum, but is as good as any. The answer to the OP might as well be how long is a piece of string. TMK says concern your self not with her other lovers, but with being her best lover.
 

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You can tell how many satellites/orbiters or FBs a girl has by her interaction. Much like men the more needy she is the less she has.
 
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