Me
Yo man, screw Valentine's day. It's like the ultimate AFC holiday, celebrating the blatantly false and painfully misleading misconceptions our society has about love. Plus it encourages card, flower and chocolate-giving, sappy poetry, and general worship of women who, as they take craps just like us men, I can fairly say don't deserve such adulation.
In case you couldn't tell, I don't have a date.
But I'm going to enjoy V-day more than ever before.
Izza