3countriesPlan
Master Don Juan
Went to one of my team girl's pads.. hit that then she made dinner for me and paid for my taxi ride to the gym.
Be very cautious. Fell asleep on a park bench once and when I woke there was a homeless dude with his hand down my jeans. Felt kinda good until I realized I wasn't gay. His hands were warm and soft.Maxtro said:LOL, I slept with her.
Outside, on the grass in the middle of the day.
Didn't have sex though
Don't think you can get STD's from pecking on the computer all day.Aazman said:poonani you got any stds we don't know about?
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Probably not. You always get zits or some kind of bumps after sex, on your back, arms, face, etc. Never had any clusters or irritations. I do feel a little dirty from the multitude of women I've fvcked, but by the end of the week, I feel renewed and clean, ready to go again.Aazman said:poonani you got any stds we don't know about?
you still a virgin?Maxtro said:LOL, I slept with her.
Outside, on the grass in the middle of the day.
Didn't have sex though
I bet you think you're a Real person.BigJimbo said:Banged a thick black chick while Poonani filmed us. She broke my ceiling fan when she tried to hang from it (it was spinning) while I banged her from below. We switched up but Poonani was unable to finish with her. Surprised to find that Poonani was a short Indian male.
I am convinced you have a sex addiction. You live your life by having sex as far as I can tell.Poonani Maker said:I WILL be getting laid on Sunday. Met her at the gym (I don't need a gym, just there to pickup). She's 24, fit, Purrfect breasts as far as I can see. No tatoos as far as I can see. She's a little more sophisticated than I'm used to. I WILL bang her though. I will report to you guys either that night or on Monday.
I'm still undetermined about Friday and Saturday. I could get with a 19 yr old ho I met at a fast food restaurant. She's a little heavy, but eh decent, kinda cute, face and blonde with nice breasts as far as I could tell through the uniform. Her as5 is a little bigger than I'd like, but she's 19-21 I'd imagine. She "said" 19. I said I'm 27. I can get away with it cause I look it. I tell the ones who are closer to my age that I'm 32. I make up other sh!t too. I'm sorry, I want to fvck that badly.
Imagine if he ever stepped back from his keyboard.cordoncordon said:I am convinced you have a sex addiction. You live your life by having sex as far as I can tell.
Carry on.
I worked all day. What did you do? Wack off?BigJimbo said:Imagine if he ever stepped back from his keyboard.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Really. I can't get enough of it. And I can't just be loyal to one girl. Every girl is different, a new experience. Some are feisty, some cold, some allow you to do everything to them, some only allow you to fvck them missionary, or b!tch and moan and whine when you ask them to get on top, or don't like you to eat their pvss until you get to know them better. They all vary. That's why I can't have just one. I'll forever like not knowing what a new woman is until I explore her. After I've gotten her naked, and done all she will let me do, and felt what she decides to do to me, what her tendencies are, there really is nothing left, so I'll move onto the next. Sure there are "keepers" ones you'd like to hit again and again, but you can not let them know that you think of them as a keeper, therefore you must keep experiencing new ones, no matter how bad, as they serve as a "time buffer" for your return to the keeper. You can't just see the keeper every week. Let HER become infatuated with you over time. If she does, she does, if she doesn't, she doesn't, all the while you're getting to taste other women. It kind of becomes an exponential feeding on each other, like climbing the "corporate ladder," well, you're climbing the ho ladder.cordoncordon said:I am convinced you have a sex addiction. You live your life by having sex as far as I can tell.
Carry on.
are you saying poonani is lying to us????BigJimbo said:Imagine if he ever stepped back from his keyboard.
This is the Internet, nobody lies. My bad.f283000 said:are you saying poonani is lying to us????
Why? Just why?Poonani Maker said:Fvcked a 4 last night. My original plans were to bang her 6 or 7 younger friend (19-21, I suppose), but she went home with a younger Thug of a dude (tats all over, he looked and talked like one of those Grand Theft Auto video game thugs...Must have been giving her drugs for her to go with him over me). Anyway, I decided to bang her yr or 2 older friend when I realized that the young blond was Not going to be peeled away easily from that dude, he shielded her pretty well. I never really had a chance to talk with her even though we'd met from a week ago before. She Knew who I was, just "not all there" in the brain last night. She really couldn't even speak clearly. I had to say, "Huh? What?" every time she garbled something.
So I had to Focus on the 4 to fvck, I did not want her from the moment I saw her. I didn't want her After the moment I saw her. I did not want her after after the moment I saw her. But I changed my mind after after after, when I says to myself, "She's young too, she might be tight, she's probably Not getting as much as her friends..." this line of thought kicked in.
So we go back to her and her roommates' place and fvck. She smoked, so I knew I wouldn't like that taste, but it wasn't As Bad as others I've tasted because no mouthwash to make it worse. We're fvcking doggie and her as5 just SMELLS, like she didn't wipe it good enough or something. Also, because she's a little overweight (frumpy) about 5'6," you can't see her as5hole like I like to see when in doggie. Her as5 just kind of sloped down, therefore no view that I like. Her breasts are decent. I don't like big nipples, but they're puffy and young, and nice to feel. Her skin is Not very soft, which just doesn't do it for me. She obviously doesn't have the money to make herself cosmetically alluring. She has a wart or 2 on her back and on her neck. I avoided touching them. Pooch belly. She has the tramp stamp above her as5 (lower back) as well. Her personality is Flat, dampened, but she definitely liked me. She's lived a rough life and didn't have the capacity to glow like a beautiful woman can. Her life is fvcked up, but I fvcked her anyway, and maybe she's better off having had me fvck her. She was kinda tight as I had suspected she would be. Her c0cksucking was "oh kay."
I did not eat her snatch, ugh, no way! Wasn't shaved either.
So we end in missionary. At this point, I feel her Real girly side come out. It's like that Ricchie Havens song, "and she breaks just like a little girl..." So after I come, she's clingy with me now, as if we have something bf/gf. Fvck no!
I talk we her a little bit - she has the attention span of a do-do bird. I try to leave her with some words of advice, which I think she understands (nodding). I leave.