No.Danny
Master Don Juan
So I would say I'm a pretty big veteran when it comes to getting these young hoes
But let's go to about a month ago, this girl I've seen in school since middle school I follow her on Twitter and I'm like **** it. I can get this hoe no problem, shoot that message, shoot another one after that and get the number. I ain't got time for chit chat I'm just trynna fuuuuuxk haaaan. So get it we start texting whatever you know she tells me she seen me around I tell yeah I seen you too. W.e you know I'm doing my thing these young hoes love to be games by them text messages. Anyone who says regardless is lying. TRUST ME.
So I do my thing for a week, and in one of my classes this fellow black boy who I'm cool with comes up to me and he's like "oh so you talking to my girl?" Then I look at him with this stupid ass face cause wtf he talking bout right? Wrong(this will be important in a bit) so he like "nah I'm just playing" and laughs. I'm thinking to myself 'okay nigga tf, **** you too'
Alright so some days pass I'm doing my shiii you know, she starts chilling with me, starts coming to my class and ****. ***** telling her friends bout me and shiiii you know. Crazy Latina ****. Normal over here. But like two weeks ago Friday she like oh we need to talk I'm like Ight hoe get to macking then, and she's like "oh you know that kid(the one who told me that **** earlier) yeah well me and him were talking before you got my number but I was mad at him cause he was ****ing with other girls and he call me to talk bout he seen you and me" blah blah. I was like oh cool yeah if you done with that then we good. She like "yeah I ain't got feelings or nun blah blah." So I'm thinking Ight this a red flag but she told me and w.e let me ignore this(rookie mistake, I'm too good to be doing this) so I'm like yeah we good. W.e we keep on and we doing good and three days later she hit me with some bull**** she like oh "Danny we need to talk" nigga let's be real I know what this means. So she like oh FaceTime me. Im like cool lets do this. So she like oh like I been texting this kid but I ain't been flirting with him blah blah it's just that we talked for three months blah blah. Im like Ight cool, over here saying oh I don't have feelings anymore like he was a total scumbag blah blah I like you and how you treat me blah blah. But I need time blah blah. I'm not saying a break cause I don't do breaks blah blah. (Basic hoe ****, how many times I done this to other hoes) I'm like yeah don't worry we good, I understand thanks for having the guts to tell me. Proceed to hang up and delete her number. I mean one thing I did great was maintaining a great frame, she even told me she was like wow you were so cool and calm about it thanks blah blah.
But what can we learn:
1. Don't ignore the signs, when you feel something wrong it probably is
2. When they tell you something they're probably not telling the whole story trust me
Ohh almost forgot. So that wa before spring break right. And then the next week some people come up to me and like oh yo I just saw your girl kissing this nigga what's up with that blah blah. Like obviously they ain't know but much for "needing time" . No hurt feelings though I was ****ing with my ex the whole time
But let's go to about a month ago, this girl I've seen in school since middle school I follow her on Twitter and I'm like **** it. I can get this hoe no problem, shoot that message, shoot another one after that and get the number. I ain't got time for chit chat I'm just trynna fuuuuuxk haaaan. So get it we start texting whatever you know she tells me she seen me around I tell yeah I seen you too. W.e you know I'm doing my thing these young hoes love to be games by them text messages. Anyone who says regardless is lying. TRUST ME.
So I do my thing for a week, and in one of my classes this fellow black boy who I'm cool with comes up to me and he's like "oh so you talking to my girl?" Then I look at him with this stupid ass face cause wtf he talking bout right? Wrong(this will be important in a bit) so he like "nah I'm just playing" and laughs. I'm thinking to myself 'okay nigga tf, **** you too'
Alright so some days pass I'm doing my shiii you know, she starts chilling with me, starts coming to my class and ****. ***** telling her friends bout me and shiiii you know. Crazy Latina ****. Normal over here. But like two weeks ago Friday she like oh we need to talk I'm like Ight hoe get to macking then, and she's like "oh you know that kid(the one who told me that **** earlier) yeah well me and him were talking before you got my number but I was mad at him cause he was ****ing with other girls and he call me to talk bout he seen you and me" blah blah. I was like oh cool yeah if you done with that then we good. She like "yeah I ain't got feelings or nun blah blah." So I'm thinking Ight this a red flag but she told me and w.e let me ignore this(rookie mistake, I'm too good to be doing this) so I'm like yeah we good. W.e we keep on and we doing good and three days later she hit me with some bull**** she like oh "Danny we need to talk" nigga let's be real I know what this means. So she like oh FaceTime me. Im like cool lets do this. So she like oh like I been texting this kid but I ain't been flirting with him blah blah it's just that we talked for three months blah blah. Im like Ight cool, over here saying oh I don't have feelings anymore like he was a total scumbag blah blah I like you and how you treat me blah blah. But I need time blah blah. I'm not saying a break cause I don't do breaks blah blah. (Basic hoe ****, how many times I done this to other hoes) I'm like yeah don't worry we good, I understand thanks for having the guts to tell me. Proceed to hang up and delete her number. I mean one thing I did great was maintaining a great frame, she even told me she was like wow you were so cool and calm about it thanks blah blah.
But what can we learn:
1. Don't ignore the signs, when you feel something wrong it probably is
2. When they tell you something they're probably not telling the whole story trust me
Ohh almost forgot. So that wa before spring break right. And then the next week some people come up to me and like oh yo I just saw your girl kissing this nigga what's up with that blah blah. Like obviously they ain't know but much for "needing time" . No hurt feelings though I was ****ing with my ex the whole time