cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
Last night I went out with my FB and a friend, had a couple beers, my FB chick was tired and wanted to go home, so I dropped her off and went back to the bar with no intentions except to drink myself silly on tequila.
So I'm shooting some pool with a friend when this hot ass dark haired chick walks in by herself. Nice body, maybe 120lbs, 5' 3" or so...very pretty girl.
Every idiot AFC guy in the house was on top of that sh*t. Dudes buying her drinks and asking for her number without even building rapport. Ugh, f*cking n00bs. **On a sidenote, it's my opinion that cowboys are the biggest AFCs ever.**
She's not giving up the digits to these fools, but flirting like mad like an AW does, kino on dudes, etc. Some guy spills his drink on his GF's back because he was busy staring at this girl, made me laugh my ass off.
I won my game of pool, so she comes over and throws some quarters on the table. I told her to rack and we started playing. She asks what I'm drinking and I tell her tequila and beer, which was pretty obvious (never seen another shot that takes salt and lime). She gets all high pitched and says: "I LOVE tequila" (hint, hint, buy me a shot), so I say: "Oh yeah? Go grab us a couple more shots". She says: "Hey, the guy's supposed to buy, right?". I said that I had a policy of never buying drinks for girls, ever. She had a look on her face like she just caught me drowning puppies or something. Then before she had a chance to say anything I told her again, "Go grab us a couple!"
She f*cking did! I'm just C/F-ing my ass off, whipped her ass on the pool table and then foosball...slammed her so hard on the last shot I broke the little dude's feet right the f*ck off. She's now ignoring everybody else and giving up tons of EC. I love that EC sh*t, man. Works every damn time.
So in total, we had:
-2 shots of Turantula
-2 shots of Suaza
-2 shots of Jager
ALL ON HER.
By this time it was about bartime, so people started clearing out quick. We were just BS-ing about camping and rafting stuff...she told me she "definitely wants to see me again" and handed me her number on a napkin (how classic). Then she kissed me on the cheek and asked me if I wanted to go to her house.
I didn't.
But she told me she'd be at the same place tonight.
So I'm shooting some pool with a friend when this hot ass dark haired chick walks in by herself. Nice body, maybe 120lbs, 5' 3" or so...very pretty girl.
Every idiot AFC guy in the house was on top of that sh*t. Dudes buying her drinks and asking for her number without even building rapport. Ugh, f*cking n00bs. **On a sidenote, it's my opinion that cowboys are the biggest AFCs ever.**
She's not giving up the digits to these fools, but flirting like mad like an AW does, kino on dudes, etc. Some guy spills his drink on his GF's back because he was busy staring at this girl, made me laugh my ass off.
I won my game of pool, so she comes over and throws some quarters on the table. I told her to rack and we started playing. She asks what I'm drinking and I tell her tequila and beer, which was pretty obvious (never seen another shot that takes salt and lime). She gets all high pitched and says: "I LOVE tequila" (hint, hint, buy me a shot), so I say: "Oh yeah? Go grab us a couple more shots". She says: "Hey, the guy's supposed to buy, right?". I said that I had a policy of never buying drinks for girls, ever. She had a look on her face like she just caught me drowning puppies or something. Then before she had a chance to say anything I told her again, "Go grab us a couple!"
She f*cking did! I'm just C/F-ing my ass off, whipped her ass on the pool table and then foosball...slammed her so hard on the last shot I broke the little dude's feet right the f*ck off. She's now ignoring everybody else and giving up tons of EC. I love that EC sh*t, man. Works every damn time.
So in total, we had:
-2 shots of Turantula
-2 shots of Suaza
-2 shots of Jager
ALL ON HER.
By this time it was about bartime, so people started clearing out quick. We were just BS-ing about camping and rafting stuff...she told me she "definitely wants to see me again" and handed me her number on a napkin (how classic). Then she kissed me on the cheek and asked me if I wanted to go to her house.
I didn't.
But she told me she'd be at the same place tonight.
