How do you respond to "Oh baby you're so huge"

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oakraiderz2 said:
Agreed.

The majority of dbags who responded wouldnt say sh*t. They would just type some C+F line on their comp.

Says the dbag who's actually taking this thread seriously.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Says the dbag who's actually taking this thread seriously.
Yea, cause im the only one. Go play psp or something.
 

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FairShake said:
I would die of shock.
:crackup:

I'm average size, so if it happened to me I would know she was either bull****ting me, or had only been with really small guys before.
 

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"That's what my mother always told me."

"Unfortunately, so are you."

"You only want me for my horse-sized c0ck, don't you? What about my personality, sense of humor, wit, and intelligence?"

"You should see my best friend Tim's."

"Can you lie to me and tell me it's even smaller than your ****oris? I get turned on when I'm told that my penis is smaller than the ****oris."

"You should see how big my shoe is."
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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SamePendo said:
Don't know and don't care. I'll never hear those words, so why bother?
Ha ha, me either.
 

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I guess I'm at least average, but I got a similar line a couple of months ago for the first time. And she has said it several times since.

I'm guessing in this case it's nothing more than an ego booster. She also used it in the context of "I'm not opposed to anal sex, but you are just too big" Convenient way to say "I want to sound like I am adventurous and willing to give up the Hershey Highway, but I don't enjoy it all that much so I'm going to tell you that you are too big for me".

It can also have to do with relativity. My ex is a 5ft tall 100lb Filipina who had only been with one other guy before me, who was also asian. I'm sure compared to what she had seen before me, I WAS big.
 

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Jaxon said:
How do you respond to a chick who tells you "you're so huge" the first time she feels your hog?

Make sure you leave her a big tip on the nightstand on your way out to pay for the room.
 

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Agh. that happens to me too much. Especially because I put more energy into getting big. I see people I didn't see in 1-2 years. They see me and they are like(the girls obvisoely), WOW you got so buff. wow.(they feel my arms and chest, hella feelin me up lol). And all the guys play along. And all of a sudden I realize I am being beta because all the guys are like dude, flex for her flex for her. ANd the chick is sayin the same ****. I usually play it cool and say...yes...I hit the gym and ****. But I end up flexing...How do you avoid that They keep saying some **** and I end up jumpin in their hoops. I ended up just trien to make it seem like its no big deal when I flexed. Agh. hella annoying+im kinda drunk riht now.
 

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Jaxon said:
How do you respond to a chick who tells you "you're so huge" the first time she feels your hog?

"Thank you. And so are you."




Cheers!
 

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ssj4halo said:
Agh. that happens to me too much. Especially because I put more energy into getting big. I see people I didn't see in 1-2 years. They see me and they are like(the girls obvisoely), WOW you got so buff. wow.(they feel my arms and chest, hella feelin me up lol). And all the guys play along. And all of a sudden I realize I am being beta because all the guys are like dude, flex for her flex for her. ANd the chick is sayin the same ****. I usually play it cool and say...yes...I hit the gym and ****. But I end up flexing...How do you avoid that They keep saying some **** and I end up jumpin in their hoops. I ended up just trien to make it seem like its no big deal when I flexed. Agh. hella annoying+im kinda drunk riht now.
tell the girls they can rub your chest, if you can rub theirs.

be ready to drive them to a motel.
 

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Girls are just trying to stroke a man's ego. Same thing when your'e doing her and stop, but she still keeps screaming. Lets u know she's just doing it for show.
 

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STR8UP said:
I guess I'm at least average, but I got a similar line a couple of months ago for the first time. And she has said it several times since.

I'm guessing in this case it's nothing more than an ego booster. She also used it in the context of "I'm not opposed to anal sex, but you are just too big" Convenient way to say "I want to sound like I am adventurous and willing to give up the Hershey Highway, but I don't enjoy it all that much so I'm going to tell you that you are too big for me".

It can also have to do with relativity. My ex is a 5ft tall 100lb Filipina who had only been with one other guy before me, who was also asian. I'm sure compared to what she had seen before me, I WAS big.
Hey man watch the stereotype...we'll you may be right because there is always SOME truth to a stereotype but speaking for myself im a little above the American average size so im not that offended....haha.

Seriously...was she a freak? I heard Filipina girls are wild in bed and give great oral. Ive never been with a 5' 100lbs Filipino girl before. Thats pretty petite...i always have this thing where i think a smaller girl like that would have a harder time "handling" a bigger person....but maybe im wrong.

Two of my favorite petite Asian porn stars Kobe Tai and Kaylani Lei sure don't have that problem, they could really take a d!ck like a champ!

*I'll bet everyone goes and googles "Kobe Tai" and "Kaylani Lei" now....lol
 
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