How do you protect yourself in your sex life?

TonyTheTigerOI

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In ANY situation youre most trusted weapon should be youre instincts. You know the second you meet a girl whether you should **** her or not. And while youre alone, and shes tugging on youre beltbuckle, youre either excited or apprehensive. When youre apprehensive - well - if there is ever any doubt, there is no doubt, dont sleep with her.

Second to youre instincts are condoms. Always use them. Period. Squirrels had a great idea - act like you were gonna **** her without a condom, complain that they are in youre car. If she lets you **** her bare, shes let other guys do the same, dont sleep with her. If she insists on protection just pull the condoms outa ur pocket and enjoy yourself.
 

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Second to youre instincts are condoms. Always use them. Period. Squirrels had a great idea - act like you were gonna **** her without a condom, complain that they are in youre car. If she lets you **** her bare, shes let other guys do the same, dont sleep with her. If she insists on protection just pull the condoms outa ur pocket and enjoy yourself.
It's kinda delicate, though...because if you try to without, she may be putting the same test on you and decide that YOU might be high-risk. Best way to do it would probably be to start to go in for it, then say, "Wait, I don't have a condom with me" and see if she wants to keep on.

Also, and this is something I'm laerning as I go, but look for telltale signs of high-risk behavior. If she's a drug user, or a regular binge drinker, or you get that low-self-esteem-do-anythign-to-feel-wanted vibe, then you might want to back away.

The thing is a lot of guys want to go pick up an easy girl for a night of wild sex, but chances are if she seems TOO easy, she probably is. Up your game and try for the harder targets. ;)
 

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Gawd, I can't tell you how many hors I knew from my teenage years who are now in their 30s and have a whole host of diseases because they f*cked everything that moved.

Fortunately, I never hooked up with any of these slags from my circle of friends because I always got my women elsewhere.
 

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When I was younger, I would use a condom ALL THE TIME EVERYTIME. Then, after I had a LTR with a girl that was allergic to condoms, I have since become the straight pipe champ.

I know that it's dirty, but I'm not as much of a manho as I was in my university days... I should probly follow my own advice and start pulling out the jimmy hats again.
 

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Originally posted by Mister Big
Ask them questions about their # of partners and views on casual sex and using protection. There is no reason to sleep with reckless wH*res who don't use protection and sleep with everyone no matter how hot the chick is. Its not worth it.
Asking them is not very reliable. Many women tend to lie about these things.

They may smell like a wh0re, act like a wh0re, BE a wh0re, but they just don't want to be called one. :rolleyes:

I've read a story about a group of women being asked about # of partners and groups of women being told they were under a lie detector test.

The average number of partners told by the women who thought they were under the lie detector test was much higher, and consistently higher than those who did not think they were under a lie detector test.
 

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You guys are killing me, im supposed to be leaving in an hour to go to a club full of young drunk girls... i was planning on taking one to my car..and then i am reading all this.

I myself have been lucky. I used to sleep with a "wild party" girl who was into drugs and alcohol, and after 2 times we stopped using a condom. I got lucky, but it could have been much worse (sh1t, i thought i got herpes from her!) The thing is, they dont tell you how many guys, with condom or not..all that jazz. I didnt know this girl was a hoe till i dumped her.
 

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Use a condom. Put it on properly.

There is a risk of the condom splitting and getting HIV. There is also a risk that you will get injured driving to her place. Both are fairly small.

You can't eliminate the risk, so minimise it.
 
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Originally posted by Oxide
I didnt know this girl was a hoe till i dumped her.
Hey knucklehead, if you wear ramming her then she was a ho!!!! What, she is only a ho when someone else is hitting it??:rolleyes:

You were just the next pimp in line!!!
 

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Hey knucklehead, if you wear ramming her then she was a ho!!!!
Not exactly. There are girls out there who are much more faithful. Virgins, for one, tend to be very loyal.
 
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Originally posted by Oxide
Not exactly. There are girls out there who are much more faithful. Virgins, for one, tend to be very loyal.
If the girl you are sexing isn't your wife then she is hoing!!! Hors are not faithful/loyal -that is a oxymoron!!

Virgins are the only ones you can't call a ho - until she starts licking, sucking, plucking, mucking and ducking, chunking, strucking, tucking, kicking, bucking, ****ing and socking, trucking, and mocking in a stocking!!!!!
 

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Here is a new but "old" concept:
There are some home test kits to test some STD. They are a bit pricey, but I assume actual testing is even more pricey.
 

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PRL, you are quite delusional. There are girls out there that DO stick with the same guy until marriage and after. You are trying to convey a world where we should never trust women, and even if there are a lot of shady girls out there it doesnt mean you cant find and KEEP a good one faithful.

all77... how "romantic" is this:
"Ermm..well babe, how about we go to the bathroom and check ourselves for STD's?"
"Umm..what?"
"Well, you know, in case you are a slut, i just wanna know"

;)

You try that and lemme know how well it worked.



Ok, how about getting/giving oral. Girls i've been with always hate the condoms when giving oral..which i completely agree on. Do you guys just skip that whole part or what?
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
If the girl you are sexing isn't your wife then she is hoing!!! Virgins are the only ones you can't call a ho - until she starts licking, sucking, plucking, mucking and ducking, chunking, strucking, tucking, kicking, bucking, ****ing and socking, trucking, and mocking in a stocking!!!!!
PRL...you scare me sometimes with your zeal for virgins. I still dont understand how you would feel better boning a 17 year old (thats the standard age of virgins these days) than a mature woman your age. What's with the hang-up?

Here is a question for ya:

Lets say a couple never gets married but are faithful to each other their whole lives and raise a family together.

By your definition, the woman is still a hoe! All because she doesnt sign a few papers and walk down an aisle?

Also, why is it you stress female virginity but its okay for men to bust nuts all over the place?

I am convinced you had Catholic upbringing...there is no other explanation for your obsession...except mild pedophilia. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by Oxide
Ok, how about getting/giving oral. Girls i've been with always hate the condoms when giving oral..which i completely agree on. Do you guys just skip that whole part or what?
Girls don't like to give oral because of the latex condom taste. Try Polyurethane Condom or flavour condoms.

As for oral sex on her you can putt a condom on your fingers when you finger inside her (in case you got small cuts or broken skin on your fingers) and just lick and suck her cl1t and don't stick your tounge inside her. Or you can purchase flavoured dental dams if you are a deep diver.
 
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Originally posted by Don Ronny
PRL...you scare me sometimes with your zeal for virgins. I still dont understand how you would feel better boning a 17 year old (thats the standard age of virgins these days) than a mature woman your age. What's with the hang-up?
Ronny, Ronny, Ronny – this is too simple of a question – an 18 year old innocent fresh uncorrupted virgin vs. a 43 year old used up angry bitter hor!!!!! COME ON!!!!! I just answered it!!!

Originally posted by Don Ronny Lets say a couple never gets married but are faithful to each other their whole lives and raise a family together.
By your definition, the woman is still a hoe! All because she doesnt sign a few papers and walk down an aisle?
You are wrong!!! A hor is a hor – a woman devoted to her husband forever is not a hor!!! Actually this is the norm throughout history but there is always a ceremony!! You do not need paper or a tax -- you need the woman's oath and loyalty to carry your seed only!!! Hors have no oaths nor are they loyal!!

Also, why is it you stress female virginity but its okay for men to bust nuts all over the place? [/quote]

Why equate different natures – IMPOSSIBLE!!! A man’s nature is to pursue women romantically!!! This is at the crux of every man’s nature and we are doing our divine duty!!! Can you imagine the devastation to humanity if men did not pursue??? The world would be gone!!!!

A woman’s nature is subdued and NOT proactive and she is a receptacle and passive and she deems who is worth of raising her children!!! Screwing 3 men leaves no man to take care of her children but being loyal to one man gives her assurance of his loyalty to her and his children!!!!!!!! Understand??? Being a hor to 3 men leaves her with nothing but being loyal only to one brings her everything – smart – very smart!!!


I am convinced you had Catholic upbringing...there is no other explanation for your obsession...except mild pedophilia. :eek: Don’t hate, you went to church much more than me – I think atheist have me beat!! Truth is always present and is your friend but it is the enemy of liars!!! Which side do you take??? I always side with truth and with the nature of a thing!!!
 

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Originally posted by Oxide
Not exactly. There are girls out there who are much more faithful. Virgins, for one, tend to be very loyal.
Oh yea, after just meeting you for a little while she drops her pants and you start going at it multiple times.....who thought she could possibly be a wh0re? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Look, if she gives it up within 1-2 weeks, she's wh0re. Period.
 

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What's with this hangup over virgins?

How many of you guys are willing virgins?

Why are you changing your standards when it comes to women?

It's like saying you will only go for fit healthy women, but you're fat and unhealthy.
 

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I like to eat puzzy, I am a freak, do I suggest that others go around doing it, haha, not really.
Hey what are the types and chances of getting diseases throught puzzy eating?..i know zilch about these diseases...
 

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ll77... how "romantic" is this:
"Ermm..well babe, how about we go to the bathroom and check ourselves for STD's?"
"Umm..what?"
"Well, you know, in case you are a slut, i just wanna know"



You try that and lemme know how well it worked."""""



:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Don't they have a cure for aids yet?
It's called abstinence and not being an idiot who goes around and sleeps without protection.
 
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