How do you make up for being 5'3"?

Boschy

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Of course you'll encounter skanks who will say you are not tall enough for them. Just eye them with a smirk, lean back, wave your hand down your body, pause for dramatic effect, and say:

"Baby, you couldn't handle all this anyway..."

Then saunter to the nearest HB and chat her up.
 

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well, goin down that list, i have none of those so I guess I'm ****ed now aren't I?
 

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Heart Break Kid said:
Prince is 5'3. Did it stop him from going out and doing what he loves? Not at all, and look how famous he became.
Prince's height isn't even the half of it. Ever see the guy with his shirt off? He's maybe 100 pounds even, if that.
 

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azanon said:
Prince's height isn't even the half of it. Ever see the guy with his shirt off? He's maybe 100 pounds even, if that.
He's also a million times more famous and talented than anyone on this board will ever be.

That said, being really short sucks, but it doesn't have determine the outcome of your sex life.
 

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newkenman said:
well, goin down that list, i have none of those so I guess I'm ****ed now aren't I?
You're always going to be 5'3" so you may as well accept that right now and start up with that list.

Its only a problem if you think its a problem.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Don't focus on what you can't change if you can't truly change it. Other than your height, what other factors need work? Do it for yourself and the effect will shine through. If you want my honest opinion, you might want to try an older woman than yourself for starters.
 

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My boss is 5-5 and about 300 pounds, and he is the man. The guy just oozes confidence and never questions himself. His wife is semi-attractive, and she is like 5-11 and probably a 7.5.

Not bad at all. Common sense would state he had no chance of landing her at all, but he tells me he just made her laugh and charmed her.

He is short, fat and bald. I'm assuming you're not fat and bald.

I always look at him and think there is hope for anyone the gene pool can produce.
 
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