How do you handle idiots in public that start on you when with a girl?

[sageproduct]

The fact that you felt a need to make a comment about them to your girl after they passed shows that they bothered you. You could just cut right to the next topic of conversation before either of you register what just happened.

If it's a drawn out conversation, I love Agree & Amplify:

Guy: Dude...your mom's hot I'd totally bang her man
Me: Dude...me too
Guy: ...(walks away)

I remember a long time ago I was trying to give my best friend sh1t so I go "Dude I heard you like big **** up your @$$." He grins and nods his head. I had nothing to say, cuz all the punch was gone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c some guys are just looking for trouble

 

[vatoloco]

Here's my take.

"Always flip it around and make THEM look like an ass."

 

[Stick&Move]

Pepper spray is your friend.