how do you get a girl to try Anal?

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anal is great. Lots of women have let me/asked me to fvck them up the azz. Let me tall ya, those sexy hot barbie doll looking types are kinky!

There is absolutely nothing gay about pounding a girls azz! a perfectly heterosexual thing, its only gay if your doing it with a guy. Pretty much all guys want to do a girl anal, if you say otherwise, youre lying. As one guy posted, its common for girls to be asked if they can be done anal. hey, us guys like our sex kinky
 

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I tried anal on a girl one time with lube, and I got it in, but when I got to fvcking it's too damn tight, it doesn't feel very good. A pvssy feels much better.
 

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God_of_getting_layed said:
anal is great. Lots of women have let me/asked me to fvck them up the azz. Let me tall ya, those sexy hot barbie doll looking types are kinky!

There is absolutely nothing gay about pounding a girls azz! a perfectly heterosexual thing, its only gay if your doing it with a guy. Pretty much all guys want to do a girl anal, if you say otherwise, youre lying. As one guy posted, its common for girls to be asked if they can be done anal. hey, us guys like our sex kinky
(1) yes, it is a gay thing. you just are afraid to admit that somewhere deep down you have gay inclinations.
(2) many guys don't have no desire to go there. myself included.
(3) if a girl has no problem with the concept she is probably a tramp with multiple std's.
(4) i bet many of you have requested that your tramps place things up your bums as well. :rock:

hey, no disrespect to you guys...but please don't make it sound as if it is a totally normal thing.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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sparky0000 said:
(1) yes, it is a gay thing. you just are afraid to admit that somewhere deep down you have gay inclinations.
(2) many guys don't have no desire to go there. myself included.
(3) if a girl has no problem with the concept she is probably a tramp with multiple std's.
(4) i bet many of you have requested that your tramps place things up your bums as well. :rock:

hey, no disrespect to you guys...but please don't make it sound as if it is a totally normal thing.
I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or serious
 

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sparky0000 said:
(1) yes, it is a gay thing. you just are afraid to admit that somewhere deep down you have gay inclinations.
(2) many guys don't have no desire to go there. myself included.
(3) if a girl has no problem with the concept she is probably a tramp with multiple std's.
(4) i bet many of you have requested that your tramps place things up your bums as well. :rock:

hey, no disrespect to you guys...but please don't make it sound as if it is a totally normal thing.
sorry to disapoint you. Im 100% heterosexual. I like women. I **** only the hottest women. And Im secure with my sexuality. Beleive it or not, alot of guys are into it. Call me gay all you want, I could care less.

You might not be into it becuase your homophobic and you really have deep dark secret gay inclinations that you are ashamed of. Ya know, The homophobes are ususally closet f@gs :crackup:
 

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Women, hide your noses.
 

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sparky0000 said:
(1) yes, it is a gay thing. you just are afraid to admit that somewhere deep down you have gay inclinations.
(2) many guys don't have no desire to go there. myself included.
(3) if a girl has no problem with the concept she is probably a tramp with multiple std's.
(4) i bet many of you have requested that your tramps place things up your bums as well. :rock:

hey, no disrespect to you guys...but please don't make it sound as if it is a totally normal thing.
I too believe that homophobes are gay men ashamed of thier hidden tendencies. Probably due to religious brainwashing. I too have had the pleasure of being intimate with women who are sexually confident in themselves to share the ass with me. The anus has 63 more muscles than the vagina ( I heard Maynard quote that somewhere a few years back ).
 

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God_of_getting_layed said:
sorry to disapoint you. Im 100% heterosexual. I like women. I **** only the hottest women. And Im secure with my sexuality. Beleive it or not, alot of guys are into it. Call me gay all you want, I could care less.

You might not be into it becuase your homophobic and you really have deep dark secret gay inclinations that you are ashamed of. Ya know, The homophobes are ususally closet f@gs :crackup:
uh, if i had those deep dark secrets i would be into anal. if i had gay tendencies i would be living my life in america rather than some frigid old soviet town. you can't even drink the damn water without getting giardia. do you know how hard it is to brush your teeth using bottled water?

american boys are pretty damn good looking. better looking than the females. come to think of it, what isn't better looking than your typical american girl? being gay is chic and cool in america these days as well. tons of vibrant gay areas in most medium to large towns in the usa. on the weekends you don't know who is gay and who isn't. has something to do with the american females love for hanging around gay men. you don't know if it is her bf or gay friend. i will go as far as to say that i think being a gay man in america is better than being a straight man in america. if i lived in america 12 months of the year i would be asexual. i would probably spend a ton of time on myspace hoping to add as many contacts as i could. i would be staring at face shots of middle aged females trying to convince myself that they were hotties. who knows, maybe anal would appeal to me in that case.

btw, please don't tell me that i am loser for having high standards. yes, the females in america are well below average. don't believe me? book a flight via northwest/klm to kiev. then tell me that i am a "loser" or "gay".
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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OK, this is stupid. He wants to do a chick up the a$$, not a guy. Just because guys happen to have a$$holes as well does not mean he is gay. Guys suck d!ck as well. Does this mean getting head of a chick is gay?

Man, even getting a chick to finger you up the a$$ is a totally straight thing to do. Its just a little pooie

Except for you, because you would be imagining a guy boning you.
 

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sparky0000 said:
uh, if i had those deep dark secrets i would be into anal. if i had gay tendencies i would be living my life in america rather than some frigid old soviet town. you can't even drink the damn water without getting giardia. do you know how hard it is to brush your teeth using bottled water?

american boys are pretty damn good looking. better looking than the females. come to think of it, what isn't better looking than your typical american girl? being gay is chic and cool in america these days as well. tons of vibrant gay areas in most medium to large towns in the usa. on the weekends you don't know who is gay and who isn't. has something to do with the american females love for hanging around gay men. you don't know if it is her bf or gay friend. i will go as far as to say that i think being a gay man in america is better than being a straight man in america. if i lived in america 12 months of the year i would be asexual. i would probably spend a ton of time on myspace hoping to add as many contacts as i could. i would be staring at face shots of middle aged females trying to convince myself that they were hotties. who knows, maybe anal would appeal to me in that case.

btw, please don't tell me that i am loser for having high standards. yes, the females in america are well below average. don't believe me? book a flight via northwest/klm to kiev. then tell me that i am a "loser" or "gay".
Sparky, I think you have some unresolved issues. I'm from Russia myself and I've lived many years here in the US. Women are the same everywhere you go. If you don't believe that, you haven't traveled enough. Sure they may dress differently and have varying mannerisms, but ultimately every last of them functions the same way. And don't discuss class, please. There are just as many hoes on the east side as there are here, much like there are classy ladies all over the world.

I guess we're all gay for livin in the US, eh?

Wanting or not wanting anal has absolutely nothing to do with sexual preference. Seriously, what retard came up with that idea?
 

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uh, if i had those deep dark secrets i would be into anal. if i had gay tendencies i would be living my life in america rather than......
okay, so lets see here, scenes where the guy fvcks the girl up the azz are pretty common in heterosexual porno movies geared toward the typical heterosexual man. If so few men are into this kind of thing, why would these scenes be so common in heterosexual porno movies?

well here is the answer: becuase alot of straight men actually are into that kind of thing, and so putting those scenes into heterosexual porno movies cuases those movies to sell, and the porno movie making companies to make lots of $$$. You see, if something isnt appealing to alot of heterosexual men, it wont be common in straight porn, otherwise it will be. see how it works? hmmm, whod of thunk it?

by the way, you are clearly a closet f@g, you homophobe.
 

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Some girls have not yet experienced the full pleasure capacity that can come from the shared nerve endings between the vagina and the rectum. It is easier to get a finger inside than a penis, so start with that.

Lube up your hand really well with KY and slide your thumb into her vagina and your index finger into her anus. Then rub your thumb and index finger together through that thin piece of tissue that separates the vagina from the rectum.

If that doesn't get her into the idea, nothing will.

-PDX
 

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do it when their sleeping. my woman likes my finger up her azz while were riding but when it comes to just sticking it her butt she says it hurts. the only exception is if shes sleeping because she is a heavy sleeper and doesn't feel the first strike. then she finally wakes up and has a blast. like i always said women don't make sense
 

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insanity said:
do it when their sleeping. my woman likes my finger up her azz while were riding but when it comes to just sticking it her butt she says it hurts. the only exception is if shes sleeping because she is a heavy sleeper and doesn't feel the first strike. then she finally wakes up and has a blast. like i always said women don't make sense
I don't read this forum much anymore but I'd like to think it hasn't deteriorated to the point where guys recommend anally raping women in their sleep, as you appear to be in this post. Are you a registered sex offender by any chance? In any case, the name "insanity" is certainly appropriate.

-PDX

EDIT: I don't believe that you have ever actually done this. I don't care how heavy a sleeper she is, no human being could possibly sleep through a penis being stuck in their rectum.
 

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do it when their sleeping. my woman likes my finger up her azz while were riding but when it comes to just sticking it her butt she says it hurts. the only exception is if shes sleeping because she is a heavy sleeper and doesn't feel the first strike. then she finally wakes up and has a blast. like i always said women don't make sense
This is just too funny! I mean imagine her waking up and shouting YEEHAH, **** IN THE ASS!!!

:crackup:

It's just so unreal
 

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I start by asking a girl, "What's off limits?". Then go from there. Sometimes a girl will just say, "Nothing." or "Try and find out." or "I'm not into pain." I get all types of responses. It really doesn't matter what they say because what they do will more often be different. I just test the waters with that one. Also, I let girls know that I'm way into giving anal.

So, to start I go down on a girl and while I'm down there I'll slip one well lubed digit in the pooper. If she's jumps, then I know she's really not down, but if she doesn't flinch, it's a really good sign.

Another method I use is to have the girl in doggy, use lube for their puzzy, then put more lube in my hand and rub it on their azzhole while I'm pounding from behind. Then, I'll say in a slow whisper, but commanding voice, 'Just be quiet, Don't say anything, relax' and just start putting my finger in their ass. I'll keep repeating it, "Just be quiet, don't say anything, relax." Then, I'll pull my d!ck out of their puzzy and slowly put it in their azzhole while repeating their new mantra ;). It usually works. :cheer:

Just keep in mind LOTS OF LUBE!:up:

Cheers!

Eric
 

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what kinda lube do you use and where do you get it? I got a girl I've seen a few times now and I want to give it a shot
 

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KY or AstroGlide. I've been known to damn near empty a tube onto a girls azzhole during a first time attempt. Personally, I like KY better, but everyone has their faves. Might wanna have both handy just to figure out what you like better.
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

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