How do you explain this couple?

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http://smi.marketgid.com/news/2052#4

It's an American soldier and his lovely (?) wife. Evidently, a Russian forum seems to be interested in discussing this, so we should probably do so as well.
 
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I wonder why "she" has male-pattern-baldness.

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After about twenty minutes when I finally stopped laughing, I ran some of the comments through an online translator.

Must be mountain bride.
I suffer to morning will be.
there are people which they generally love animals, or corpses.
Akhakhakhakhakhaaaaaa.
Yes-yes- yes - this of 2 peasants!!!
But and as it yet did not crush it as small insect??????
this the wedding of men.
Improbable horror!!! How it is possible to this nightmare itself to bring!!!!??????
why this unattractive wench did not cover her bald spot to the wedding???
Boy is moron? To whom is necessary such Schrek?
I generally in the shock!
now to me entire night the nightmares will be it dreams.
But bride generally man or woman???
Evidently I much vodka drank.
one of them overgrown youth, and in the final analysis peasants.
Video with their first marriage night will be most cashbox in the world!
Woman cannot be SUCH TERRIBLE. But man cannot be such blind idiot.
If this photo truth, girl are heavily sick and by the way girls grow bald still and as, judging by the photograph it has of [testesterona] in the blood more than in all peasants.

* These comments aside, several commenters pointed out that the website listed on the pictures (dezinfo.net) is a goof site.
 

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Shish......

Okay, I understand that maybe she can't help the way her face looks, or her baldness, but what is her excuse for being such a fat whale?

Her whole family!

This poor guy. He's stuck with this hideous girl. And that's what he's going to think every day. Hopefully he'll get shipped of far away.
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

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,...and they will breed,..
 

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Maybe she can cook like a mother****er.

Hell, you can't get THAT morbidly obese if your family doesn't have a FEW secret recipes.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
,...and they will breed,..

Yes, and somehow some freak of genetics will balance out their enormous physical defects to produce children that are rediculously hot........

at least that's what I tell myself so I don't have nightmares.

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Again guys, it's a spoof. The photos have been manipulated.
 

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Here is a thread (allegedly) posted by the soldier in the picture.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. ... I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
I think it's probably a troll... but funny anyhow.
 

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Mr. Me said:
Again guys, it's a spoof. The photos have been manipulated.
There is no amount of photoshop could possibly produce such a creature.....

Heh.....when I was growing up on a farm in the midwest I rode the bus with a kid who could have been the "offspring" of these two. I think his mom and dad were brother and sister or first cousins or something.

I recall that we caught him eating boogers on the way home one day.

Wonder what ever happened to that guy?
 
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