How do you decide to eat out a girl or not?

[CoolRunning]

I assume guys on here have sex with a lot more women than most guys. How do you decide whether to eat a girl out or not (diseases and cleanliness and all)? Do you go down only after knowing her a while, or will you do it on the first ****? Should you expect her to blow you on the first ****?

 

[Reloaded]

See, there's this thing called "pride".

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

I dont know if I should laugh or cry.

 

[ADifferentKindofDJ]

I wait and ask questions about her past relationships. Of course you wouldn't do this on the first date. If you're out to get some and you know she is too, then you could ask or take your chances.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I dont know if I should laugh or cry.

So are you saying that he should do it if he laughs to himself when he looks at it and thinks "Hey! It does loook like a taco!" or he shouldn't do it if it smells bad enough to make his eyes water?

 

[SnowBlind77]

why cant anyone just make decisions for themselves?

 

[CoolRunning]

Jesus fukking Christ. I'm just trying to get some advice here. I thought that was what this forum was for. I'm inexperienced and hoping to get some help from you guys. Anyone have some USEFUL advice?

Of course I wouldn't go down on a nasty smelling or sore-encrusted *****. But you can have one that smells fine and looks fine but still harbors diseases like herpes. So how do you make the call?

AdifferentkindofDJ, how would you broach the subject of past relationships?

 

[Silverback82]

I assume guys on here have sex with a lot more women than most guys. QUOTE]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[CoolRunning]

What the ****? This forum is next to useless.

 

[Un-Aru]

LOL! Well I needed a good laugh... but now I'll give you some advice: If you're THAT concerned about it get some 'dental dam' (I'm sure that's the name I saw it on a Jamie Foxx movie once...)

But if you want to munch it, and it doesn't smell like a dead fish, for f*cksakes just MUNCH it. And if you get cold-sores a week later you'll know you f*cked up...

 

[KarmaSutra]

Youngbrother, don't let the ignorant dissuade you from coming here to learn and ask questions.

I'll answer yours with what my Dad taught my brother and I:

" If you have to go to the dentist to get a haircut after you eat the pvssy, It ain't worth it."

Use your better judgement regarding chowing down on the furburger. If your gut starts to cringe and your assh0le tightens leave it alone, wrap up the ding dong and fvck it.

 

[AngelusPUA]

Girls need to pass these minimum requirements if they want my tongue anywhere near there....

-Great personality
-Great looking (HB8 minimum)
-Hygienic
-Waxed/Shaved
-Showered in the last few hours
-Thin (I wouldn't f*ck a non think chick anyway)
-Have to give me head on return

If they pass all that I will lick them out, I love licking girls out anyway.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Get that ho tested!!! Do you want herpes? Get head from her, but dont return the favor. Save the p-eating for a girl that you have a relationship with.

Sex is nasty anyway- don't do it and stay pure and clean.

 

[AngelusPUA]

Should have added that, I don't lick p*ssy on a ONS.

 

[Adone]

If she's clean, I'll eat her out. But I have a fetish for eating girls out.

 

[IsiMan84]

But you can have one that smells fine and looks fine but still harbors diseases like herpes. So how do you make the call?

I think you just answered your own question. You can't.

 

[Fash]

Should have added that, I don't lick p*ssy on a ONS.

Ditto...

But I have found that it works wonders with getting past LMR.