How do other pets stack up against dogs when getting laid?

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I wanted to get a tarantula a while back, but after researching, I learned they can live up to 25 years, roughly a quarter of a lifetime. I decided I couldn’t commit to that.
Wow, I didn't know that. Sounds like you made a good choice. It would be strange to get emotionally attached to a tarantula, but I suppose it happens.
 

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I've only had dogs and horses in my pics. I can tell you that a horse is a very powerful thing for attacting women.
I can imagine that there a subset of women who would be into horse owning men and horses in general. Women who have more of a country orientation.
 

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You are a man, remove your feelings out of the equation. This is you prjecting your insecurities about what the other person will think. Whay would she think you are trying too hard? Because that's what you have in your mind.


According to who? You?


Then clearly you're not proud of your cat, because if your not posting it because of what women may think, you are totally in her frame. "Let me not put my cat on apps because women will think I'm trying too hard" WTF is that man?
Lol you think I’m “insecure” because of an opinion I hold about cat pictures on dating sites? And further I’m not “proud” of my cat? :rofl:

That is a lot to glean about me based off my post. You seem pretty triggered by this. If anyone is projecting here it is you my friend.
 

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you think I’m “insecure” because of an opinion I hold about cat pictures on dating sites?
Not any opinion, the opinion you posted:
I feel cat pictures always denote a guy who is trying too hard. A dog looks more natural
The only way you feel that is cause its in your mind. Why would you feel that a cat is trying too hard? Who said that?
You feel if a cat is too hard she will think different of you? I just want to know why you say a cat is too hard.
 

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Not any opinion, the opinion you posted:

The only way you feel that is cause its in your mind. Why would you feel that a cat is trying too hard? Who said that?
You feel if a cat is too hard she will think different of you? I just want to know why you say a cat is too hard.
Yes - they’re called opinions. Sometimes not based in empirical fact but more a feeling. I have them; you have them; everyone has them. I feel pics of men with cats is a man trying to be different in a “try-hard” fashion, a pic of a man with a dog in general comes across more genuine.

Edit: I initially had a somewhat snippy answer to you but thought better of it since your follow post actually seemed like you may be actually asking a legitimate question and not making silly, unnecessary assumptions like your initial response to me.
 
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but more a feeling
Thinking what a girl may think based on feelings is very feminine, cause feelings in dating are for chicks.
 
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Yes - they’re called opinions. Sometimes not based in empirical fact but more a feeling. I have them; you have them; everyone has them. I feel pics of men with cats is a man trying to be different in a “try-hard” fashion, a pic of a man with a dog in general comes across more genuine.

Edit: I initially had a somewhat snippy answer to you but thought better of it since your follow post actually seemed like you may be actually asking a legitimate question and not making silly, unnecessary assumptions like your initial response to me.
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Cats will teach you about consent and respect for personal space. And they’re really elegant.

I have a dog too and he’s very intuitive towards what I feel.

I got them because I wanted to, and I often tell my dates that they gotta pay a pet tax if they wanna come over.
 

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I have always had German Shepherds, but after my last one passed I got a Dutch Shepherd pup. She is about four months old right now. The breed exists to compete in the Dutch police dog competition. They are very similar to a Belgian Malinois. Both make horrible pets for most families, but in the right hands with a lot of care will produce exceptional dogs, the finest in personal protection. My town is falling apart, drug addicts everywhere. I'm not trying to get girls, I just need a dog that makes dirt bags leave me alone because they are afraid.
 

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I have always had German Shepherds, but after my last one passed I got a Dutch Shepherd pup. She is about four months old right now. The breed exists to compete in the Dutch police dog competition. They are very similar to a Belgian Malinois. Both make horrible pets for most families, but in the right hands with a lot of care will produce exceptional dogs, the finest in personal protection. My town is falling apart, drug addicts everywhere. I'm not trying to get girls, I just need a dog that makes dirt bags leave me alone because they are afraid.
My buddy is US Special Forces, they use the Malinois. Years ago they were questioning a taliban and the guy made a move on one of the guys on his team - the pooch bit the taliban’s balls off.

They can also jump on top of vehicles. They’re incredible dogs.

I can’t imagine them being happy in a typical home.
 

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My buddy is US Special Forces, they use the Malinois. Years ago they were questioning a taliban and the guy made a move on one of the guys on his team - the pooch bit the taliban’s balls off.

They can also jump on top of vehicles. They’re incredible dogs.

I can’t imagine them being happy in a typical home.
Mals are about 10-15 pounds lighter than other shepherds and excel at flying. Special Forces also do a lot of drills where they have to carry their dogs, so less weight is better.

Traditionally, police dogs are trained to be a form of non-lethal force. The idea is that any option for the officer other than shooting will save lives. But then the gulf wars happened. My favorite Dutch Shepherd war story ended in "and then our dog got to the shooter and ripped that guy's face completely off."
 
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