Try spiking his drink with Rohypnol and shoving him in the back of your car!How Do I get THIS body???
Seriously though, you've got some great info in this thread and there's plenty more in this forum. However, it's not ALL about cutting. If you've got no muscle beneath your bodyfat, you can't expect any definition regardless of your genetics. Abs are just like any other muscles - they need working out in order to develop and if you neglect them, they go soft and flat.