How did you lose the genetic lottery?

[BeDJ]

I'm in the 25th percentile in height distribution.
I started growing gray hair at 12 years old.
I'm blind without my glasses or contacts.

 

[dasein]

My tail is not prehensile, it just hangs there.
One of my thumbs is not opposable.
I am ovoviviparous, which sucks for a man.
My umbricated jaw comes unhinged when eating snatch sometimes, freaks them out if they happen to look down.
My eyes are on the side of my head like a bird's, which is great for peripheral vision but causes extreme motion sickness and I can't look in a girl's eyes right before I kiss her without turning my head back and forth real fast.
I sweat mainly through panting which has caused problems with sexual harrassment claims at work.

 

[Fatal Jay]

I'm in the 25th percentile in height distribution.
I started growing gray hair at 12 years old.
I'm blind without my glasses or contacts.

Stop masturbating.

go to this website, it will prove to you I'm not joking.

yourbrainonporn.com

 

[BeDJ]

Stop masturbating.

go to this website, it will prove to you I'm not joking.

yourbrainonporn.com

Sounds good! Thanks

 

[logicallefty]

I see a man's value to a woman as a point system. For the sake of this discussion let's say each below is worth up to 5 points:

Natural looks
Image (bad boy, geek, etc)
Body
Money
Status at work
Status socially
C&F

35 is perfect

If a guy was butt ugly from birth but perfect in every other way he could still get 30/35 and probably do quite OK with the ladies.

Realistically we are all probably somewhere between 12 and 25, and which girls value us will depend on the girl.

But my point here is that even an ugly guy still has a chance.

 

[JoeMarron]

Stop masturbating.

go to this website, it will prove to you I'm not joking.

yourbrainonporn.com

Lol so masturbation is making him blind, short and gray haired? I'll just leave this here

http://ubcpsych350.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/thursday-mail-january-10/#comments) of NoFap.

I actually thought yourbrainonporn was legit until I found out that they're the same people behind this madness http://www.reuniting.info/.

Apparently according to them not only is porn and masturbation bad but orgasms in general are no good. I have to question the sanity of someone who thinks that men and women should abstain from orgasms. My experience has been the complete opposite of what they describe.

To get on topic..

I'm practically blind like OP
Persistent acne although I have it under control
I have to eat like a horse in order to gain weight
A bit of shyness

Other than that I'm the pinnacle of human evolution :yes:

 

[VikingKing]

I didn't I hit the jackpot.

 

[Mike32ct]

Pvssy-repellant personality(yes personality is largely genetically predetermined)
.

Great point. I always thought it was too. It's just that it's self-perpetuating. The naturally quiet guy will get shut down, rejected, or ignored, etc. so he will stay quiet or get more quiet. The outgoing guy will get rewarded with lots of attention so he stays outgoing or becomes more outgoing. But the cycle starts with genetics.

Back on topic....

My genetic minuses are:

1. Hair loss
2. Premature greying
3. Average height
4. Very light skin (I like it, but most women don't.)
5. Narrow shoulders / slender frame (ditto)

 

[BeDJ]

Pvssy-repellant personality(yes personality is largely genetically predetermined)
Height
Weight(not enough)

Fixed 2/3, I'm doing quite well now.

How did you fix your height?

 

[speed dawg]

Not very quick or athletic ie tight hips
Wear contacts as well
Weak midsection with spine curvature
Narrow shoulders
Allergies

Fixed the athletic part by concentrating on sports positions with repetitive movements that I could learn, like pitching in football, golf and fullback in football. Sh*t out of luck in basketball and any skill positions.

Contacts fixed the vision.

Fixed the body issues by working out.

Allergies are a work in progress, but it seems my diet as a kid played a big part in that. They are getting better the healthier I eat.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Average height
Red Hair
Pale Skin (I burn easily and cannot tan)
Introverted ISTJ personality

 

[backbreaker]

I'm black
I don't have a huge ****
I'm not tall (5'8 ish)
I have a high pitched voice. Not alot but often enough I'll go through a drive thru and the person will call me ma'am.
I'm blind as a bat without glasses/ contacts
Never had great teeth but they got fixed a few years ago
Standoffish by nature
Odd / non women getting hobbies /interests
The slowest metabolism on earth. If I don't work out I get big.
A tad too blunt for most people

Crooked bottom teeth

It's funny my bottom teeth have always been perfect. I've never even gotten a cavity in my bottom teeth. It's always my upper teeth. My teeth looked like they were throwing gang signs for a mintue lol.

 

[Bible_Belt]

And you're an Arkansas fan. That must be awful. My condolences.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Average height

Narrow shoulders

Professional ability to get fat only in lower belly and upper chest, turn into skinny fat without sport

Can get stronger really fast at the gym still mass doesnt match to strenght

Receiding hairline since 25

Hairy legs/ass not so many on chest

 

[TheSlasher]

My eyes are on the side of my head like a bird's, which is great for peripheral vision but causes extreme motion sickness and I can't look in a girl's eyes right before I kiss her without turning my head back and forth real fast.

You gotta be kidding.

As for me, I'm small even for an asian, though I think not quite. 5'3". Haha. The rest is all good.

 

[Desdinova]

- I've been wearing glasses for years
- I'm average height

Other than that, I think I've got a lot of good features. It's that, or my personality makes up for everything

 

[backbreaker]

And you're an Arkansas fan. That must be awful. My condolences.

you laugh but being an arkansas fan has actually caused me to lose out on ***** before. I was so upset after the arkansas / florida SECCG I skipped out on a date

but yeah it's brutal

 

[Colossus]

I think being an attractive white man is like winning the lottery of life. Hell, being a good-looking, smart male of any race is like winning the lottery of life!!

Must suck to be a female :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

In all seriousness though, I have bad vision like a lot of guys here. My shoulders are slightly narrow but I fixed that through weight training. I was never athletic as a child, but things have a way of leveling out once you are older if you take care of yourself.

Other than that I feel very blessed. I'm not the friendliest or most social guy, but I have a quick wit and I've finally reached a point of self-acceptance. I know who I am and needn't make apologies to anyone. I even secretly enjoy being an as$ to women sometimes. Not the sweethearts, they deserve to be treated like sweethearts. The rest of them just need reminding them their sh!t does indeed stink.

 

[PowerAbuse]

• Average height, 5'9" (though I'm the tallest in my immediate family)
• Balding at age 30, whereas my brother who is 43 has the thickest hair ever
• I'm also nearly blind without glasses or contacts.
• Skinny, can't gain weight, tried bulking for years.
• Skinny d!ck (even though some women say it's long, at about 6.5")

I think being skinny and bald is going to suck. I'm going to shave it when it gets too obvious/bad. But I'm going to have to compensate somehow with tattoos or piercings otherwise I'll look like I underwent chemo.