Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
I've screwed this chick a couple of times but she lives with her boyfriend.
One time she took me out the back of a club and I banged her against a dumpster. Real classy.
The most recent time, we were at a party and she took me to the neighbour's yard and I bent her over the fence.
I'm not big noting myself. It's just that I'm supposed to meet her at a hotel on Tuesday and for the past week, she's been posting stuff on facebook about how much she loves her BF and photos of them together with love hearts in the captions and sh1t.
I have some concerns about screwing another man's girl - some moral, some regarding my personal safety should he find out.
But my main concern is that she can publicly profess such devotion and then email me about fvcking her and texting nude photos.
I'm worried that could be me one day. Looking at all this sh1t on facebook and thinking she's totally into me and that the relationship is definitely secure but really, she's getting banged against a fvcking dumpster behind some nightclub.
Am I alone in being concerned about women's duplicity? I mean, she's smoking my pole and then going home and playing the dutiful girlfriend.
It makes me really worried about all my future relationships and how I'll ever be able to trust any woman.
After all, she's proven that all you need to cheat is some dude with a hard d1ck and only a small amount of privacy.
It's a damn worry!
One time she took me out the back of a club and I banged her against a dumpster. Real classy.
The most recent time, we were at a party and she took me to the neighbour's yard and I bent her over the fence.
I'm not big noting myself. It's just that I'm supposed to meet her at a hotel on Tuesday and for the past week, she's been posting stuff on facebook about how much she loves her BF and photos of them together with love hearts in the captions and sh1t.
I have some concerns about screwing another man's girl - some moral, some regarding my personal safety should he find out.
But my main concern is that she can publicly profess such devotion and then email me about fvcking her and texting nude photos.
I'm worried that could be me one day. Looking at all this sh1t on facebook and thinking she's totally into me and that the relationship is definitely secure but really, she's getting banged against a fvcking dumpster behind some nightclub.
Am I alone in being concerned about women's duplicity? I mean, she's smoking my pole and then going home and playing the dutiful girlfriend.
It makes me really worried about all my future relationships and how I'll ever be able to trust any woman.
After all, she's proven that all you need to cheat is some dude with a hard d1ck and only a small amount of privacy.
It's a damn worry!
