How can I top myself?

[SharinganUser]

So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?

 

[Thatfeel21]

go to a party, bring a camcorder, smoke some haze, drink a 40oz of Steel Reserve, then wake up and press PLAY

 

[Bunk 040]

Get into a relationship with a beautiful girl. That's what its all about. It aint bout ****ing and all that bull****, it's bout having somebody you care about, care about you. That's it. Anything you do besides that bull**** you named would be topping yourself. But find a cute chick and have a relationship with her.

 

[Alkali]

So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?

Gain the Rinnegan?

 

[SharinganUser]

Gain the Rinnegan?

lol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.

 

[WhitePimp]

Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.

 

[MMA Juan]

Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.

Hahaha, damn bro, where do you get the imagination to think up such things...

 

[ksoileau]

Top yourself

with Cool Whip.

 

[gherald]

ol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.

haha!i LOL'ed here haha!

 

[SharinganUser]

What can I do to top myself? I just had sex on a roof top with a japanese/chinese/swiss backpacker, in the middle of the day.

 

[MooseGod]

Do it in a satellite dish :crackup:

 

[Gustav Yavo]

Ive always wanted to bang my girlfriend in front of her father. I hate that prick...

 

[MacAvoy]

I'm kinda partial to midgets.