home depot scam

sexy_kuta

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2006
Messages
1,080
Reaction score
10
Age
34
Location
NY
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, 30th, and three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
 

Breezy

New Member
Joined
Jan 8, 2006
Messages
7
Reaction score
0
WOOW. I just laughed for like 2 minutes straight. that was fantastic.
 

sparky0000

Banned
Joined
Apr 27, 2006
Messages
669
Reaction score
4
well, in my case the girls were two strapping young men. fine boys there were. i could have washed my jock on them abs (and just about had to).

mmm...all this talk makes me want to call my brother.
 

sexy_kuta

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2006
Messages
1,080
Reaction score
10
Age
34
Location
NY
hhaah thanks
 

sexy_kuta

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2006
Messages
1,080
Reaction score
10
Age
34
Location
NY
what are you guys laughing about!?! its true! IT REALLY HAPPEND! dont be fooled!
 

Scrumtulescence

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 23, 2004
Messages
948
Reaction score
3
Age
43
Location
Inyurvij Eina
That's happened to me four or five times. Except it was always two guys, so on top of being traumatic it also left me very confused and questioning my own sexuality. Who knew a trip to Home Depot could have such a profound impact on one's life.
 

Livinlifehard

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 19, 2006
Messages
172
Reaction score
0
Scrumtulescence said:
That's happened to me four or five times. Except it was always two guys, so on top of being traumatic it also left me very confused and questioning my own sexuality. Who knew a trip to Home Depot could have such a profound impact on one's life.
oh was that you sorry :(
 

sexy_kuta

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2006
Messages
1,080
Reaction score
10
Age
34
Location
NY
Docs said:
Man, you got pwnt. XD

BTW: Was it the same girls the whole time???
no man different girls all the time

i got pwnt big time

soo mad.
 
Top