"Holy sh!t!...THAT works"?

[Naughty Ninja]

What were some of the things you've actually done on the spot that you never thought would work in a million years? I'm talking about something that just popped into your head while out somewhere and either did or said to a girl that made her start laughing and talking to you?

I was at a club in Ft. Lauderdale awhile ago and this blonde was walking by with a group of friends. I was sitting there semi-drunk with friends and I just pointed directly in her face as she was walking by and said "What IS that?!" She pointed in my face and started laughing and stopped and talked with me for awhile. I had a girlfriend at the time so I didn't pursue it but was kindof shocked that something so random and idiotic would attract a good looking woman and her friends and thought to myself "Holy sh!t. THAT works?"

(She did work at Hooters though..lol)

 

[harkkam08]

One time my friend and me opened a set with "Hey excuse me do you guys smell weed?"

They looked at us like we were crazy and we kind of laughed and then we just introduced ourselves and they started laughing.

I realized you can say the dumbest things and it works so well.

One time there were quite a few asian girls in the club so we walk over to a pair of girls and say "Hey is it asian night, you guys travel in packs"

Then we walke over to a group of girls and said "Hey ladies when are you buying us drinks?" and they laughed and said "Well you're supposed to buy us drinks" and I just said "that remains to be seen, if you can keep a interesting conversation for 5 minutes we might think about it" and we kept talking

 

[JLW]

(In an extremely suave voice)

"So, I notice you're wearing shoes...."

Pause for about 5 seconds.

"I am also wearing shoes....fate must have brought us to this moment."

I delivered this with a lot of dramatic sarcasm.

I was hammered when I did this. The girl thought it was hysterical. By far one of the DUMBEST openers I have ever done, and it worked quite well.

 

[nismo-4]

I flirted with a woman eight years older than me in a skating rink and said that she had a nice pair of legs. The result? we ended up making out. I expected a slap in the face, not a smooching session!

Then I gave her mother them smooth sweet eyes after she pulled me off her daughter. I then spoke to her, firmly gripped her hands, spoke in her ear and bit it. Next thing you know, we made out! Mother & daughter couldn't keep off me!

After 6 PM, I walked those two women to their van and then I told them that I didn't want this moment to end. They rubbed my stomach and told me "Neither do we." I knew it was on then! I ended up in a threesome with these women in the back of the van, as my car was too small ('98 Nissan Sentra) for that kind of action.

By the time I got out, I noticed my zipper was broken and had to go buy new jeans (Wranglers), but I looked like I was chewed on and scratched up! It hurt like hell when I took a shower, but I sure had fun!

Flirting FTW!

 

[Zarky]

I was on a second date with a chick and we were out to dinner. She said, "I think of sex as sacred." I got SUPER pissed about that, told her that the only women who said that were women who were trying to jerk men around and play hard to get. Then I got up, threw my napkin on the table, and went to the bathroom. When I got back she was still there, I sat down and we finished dinner.

Dropped her off at her place and had sex with her in my car. So much for "sacred" LOL. The next date she said that she was afraid I had walked out on her when I got up to use the bathroom.

I still can't believe that losing my cool and getting upset about her statement "flipped her switch." She was clearly trying to postpone sex and I guess my response was what the situation called for, even though it's not something that I'd recommend or would have ever thought I'd do myself.

 

[sux2bu]

(In an extremely suave voice)

"So, I notice you're wearing shoes...."

Pause for about 5 seconds.

"I am also wearing shoes....fate must have brought us to this moment."

I delivered this with a lot of dramatic sarcasm.

I was hammered when I did this. The girl thought it was hysterical. By far one of the DUMBEST openers I have ever done, and it worked quite well.

Watch the new Star Trek movie and see how Kirk macks in that bar.

Alcohol = liquid courage

 

[IOS]

I flirted with a woman eight years older than me in a skating rink and said that she had a nice pair of legs. The result? we ended up making out. I expected a slap in the face, not a smooching session!

Then I gave her mother them smooth sweet eyes after she pulled me off her daughter. I then spoke to her, firmly gripped her hands, spoke in her ear and bit it. Next thing you know, we made out! Mother & daughter couldn't keep off me!

After 6 PM, I walked those two women to their van and then I told them that I didn't want this moment to end. They rubbed my stomach and told me "Neither do we." I knew it was on then! I ended up in a threesome with these women in the back of the van, as my car was too small ('98 Nissan Sentra) for that kind of action.

By the time I got out, I noticed my zipper was broken and had to go buy new jeans (Wranglers), but I looked like I was chewed on and scratched up! It hurt like hell when I took a shower, but I sure had fun!

Flirting FTW!

lmao, you honestly expect us to believe that you had a threesome with a mother and a daughter?

Bullsh*t. There isn't a daughter in the world who would ever have sex with her mother. Unless they were unbelievably trashy in which case that's f*cked up and you definitely shouldn't be bragging about it.

 

[DangNammit]

Some years ago, I was piss-drunk at a party and talking to a gal I know. I told her I could have any woman at the party. She started laughing her ass off... I said, "Pick one." She pointed to a lady a couple years younger than I and said, "Her."

I walked up to the mark (never spoke a word to this girl previously) and told her, "I love you." She looked at me and said, "No you don't." I told her yes I did and we proceeded to make out full on right there. Lucky for me, this girl was piss-drunk as well.

My gal friend was so utterly pissed at me... I ended up getting the girls # to which I never received a response.

 

[WaRpEd]

In the beginning I was amazed with the power of one simple word.

"Hello"

 

[Thundernuts]

About a year ago i went to go and visit my brothers and friends back in california.

I go out to the desert to spend the day with my friend of sixteen years, at the time he lived right around the corner from my ex so i thought i would stop by and see how shes doing(we were still on good speaking terms at the time) anyways i walk up to her door and see that its wide open so automatically im assuming something really bad has happened.

I go inside and there the ***** is passed out on pills( one of the reasons why we didn't work out) i start panicking and check her pulse, she was alive so i dump a pitcher of water on her and start shaking her to make sure she was okay and didn't need an ambulance.

She woke up.

So afterwards she starts yelling at me for getting her all wet, then i explain to her i saw all the pills lieing around and thought she was overdosed or something.

Long story short we ****ed for a pretty good time it felt like, afterwards she told me to leave.

Don't know about the most amazing sex ever but it was still pretty damn good if not weird.