hmmmmm...why exactly did she tell me this?

[Jaun_Don]

my room mate (for the record we are friends and she is too high maintenance for me, so I don't like her that way anymore oh yeah I would still **** her hard given the chance but thats it) told me tonight that a friend of hers who I flirt with is uncomfortable that I call her by her nick name when I see her...I can't see how she would be uncomfortable that seems a little odd to me, apparently my room mate is the only one that calls her by this name and that I was just bieng warned so she doesn't feel uncomfortable next time she comes around, oddly when she was doing this she was playing with hair and looking me straight in the eyes.

any clues?

 

[Black_Italian]

Man grow some balls and f*ck your room mate. Some suggestions:

Tell her you took a massage class shes bound to ask for a massage. Tell her lay down ect, then touch her in the right places get her all hot tell her she smells nice and she will rip your cloths off.

This massage class thing has been tested and has never failed me. So i dont wnat to hear any excuses.

(Note: you might want to find out some massage techniques before so you do a good job)

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by Black_Italian
Man grow some balls and f*ck your room mate. Some suggestions:

Tell her you took a massage class shes bound to ask for a massage. Tell her lay down ect, then touch her in the right places get her all hot tell her she smells nice and she will rip your cloths off.

This massage class thing has been tested and has never failed me. So i dont wnat to hear any excuses.

(Note: you might want to find out some massage techniques before so you do a good job)

I can massage well, hmmmmm good idea but it's not going to work if she says no right?.

 

[Black_Italian]

Dont ask her if she wants one say. "I just signed up for a massage class im going to learn to give real good massages". She should ask herself.

If not a week later tell her that you need someone to practice on.

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

just ask her friend next time you see her; say; "I heard you don't like it when I call you that...." if she doesn't like it she will tell you.

second thing; if a gurl brushes her hair in the morning does it mean she is horny?????? pepple read too much into this.

 

[MacDiddy]

there is some ulterior motive to your room mate telling you all this... Maybe a little jealousy or maybe a little sabotage...

Ask her friend for the truth or better still, don't supplicate and keep calling her that name... under the guise that you just can't kick the habit

 

[Black_Italian]

i forgot to adress the other issue. Yeh keep calling her it even better call her that more than you usually do.

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
there is some ulterior motive to your room mate telling you all this... Maybe a little jealousy or maybe a little sabotage...

Ask her friend for the truth or better still, don't supplicate and keep calling her that name... under the guise that you just can't kick the habit

yeah that's what I'm thinking...I suspect my other room mate has told her that I dig her friend and she doesn't like it...for some reason...the other day when she came home and myself and her friend were on the couch chatting and flirting with each other the roomie came in, gave me a look and then started talking kind of loudly and was playing with her hair lots.

Whoever said the thing about girls brushing there hair in the morning was a little silly I am talking about when they touch it when they are talking to you, like brushing it back from there eyes or stroking it.

Oh these games with the room mate are just funny now, I keep it civil it's the best way to be.

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by Black_Italian
i forgot to adress the other issue. Yeh keep calling her it even better call her that more than you usually do.

This will only result in the room mate bieng pissed off though.

 

[flexion_]

I would keep using the nickname. It makes no sense whatsoever that the roomate has to tell you this. If the chick in uncomfortable she'll say something like... "My name is...".

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by flexion_
I would keep using the nickname. It makes no sense whatsoever that the roomate has to tell you this. If the chick in uncomfortable she'll say something like... "My name is...".

Exactly if she had the problem then she would say something right?

well I just remembered how it happened, we were talking about this guy that stayed over and the roomie (from know on known as K) and K said that was when Lydia stayed over and i was like oh hot Lydia? and she went on to say "all of my friends are hot, beautiful on the outside and on the inside
blah...blah and I said yeah but Becs isn't hot she is just really cute and then she said Oh hey (my name)...Only i'm allowed to call her by that name blah blah...

hmmm...

 

[zerocelcius]

be real with it.

Quit calling her that don't even bring it up.

than come up with your own nickname for her and start calling her that.

somthing like Stretch Nuts, or Fruity Balls.

Ones not to use: *** Dump, Bumble Bee (tuna refrence), **** Sheath, Prick Cushion, etc.

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by zerocelcius
be real with it.

Quit calling her that don't even bring it up.

than come up with your own nickname for her and start calling her that.

somthing like Stretch Nuts, or Fruity Balls.

Ones not to use: *** Dump, Bumble Bee (tuna refrence), **** Sheath, Prick Cushion, etc.

not helpful at all I guess you thought you were funny but I didn't laugh once.

 

[BrotherAP]

Not only should you call her friend the nickname, next time you've got to say it in a sarcastic tone with a smirk so she knows you're teasing her. make it fun.

oh, and your roommate seems jealous. it's your duty as a don juan to try and sleep with her and her friend (though not necesarrily at the same time)

 

[Black_Italian]

hahahaha if it was me i would have fu*ked the roomate already. I couldnt live with a girl and keep it tottaly plutonic THATS CRAZY.

I dont know how you do it whats the world coming to?. You think 1000s of years ago if some cavewoman moved into a cavemans cave they would be just friend NO

Do you think if a female comes into a Ninjas DOJO they would remain just friend NO

So what are you doing man f*ck her, f*ck her friend then play them against eachother, sit back and watch them fight over you.

Girls are crazy bit*hes they can be BEST FRIENDS, SISTERS a man comes along then it like.

"hes my man bit*h"
"il kill you"
"hes mine i had him first"

HaHaHaHaHa

 

[Jaun_Don]

I appreciate the advice but how do I get her into my bed?, I can't just throw myself at her...give me some tips I think it's probably best that I wait until after my best mate leaves, hell maybe she might see what a catch I am ...who knows...she did pay me a really nice compliment the other night which was quite touching to be honest...I want to **** her bad ...I just

 

[Black_Italian]

Ok its time for...................

Tips From A Ninja

- Il recap, the next time you see her mention to her your taking massage classes and that you will learn how to give great massages. (NOTE: dont make it to obvious)

- If she doesnt ask for a massage mention it again every once and a while. IF SHE STILL DOESNT ASK which has never happend to me, say to her hey i need to practice for my massage class im going to practice on you ok?. (NOTE: unless she finds you realy revolting no girl will turn down a oppurtunity for a free massage)

-When you get to the massaging start of really massaging (yes you have to actually masage her) check the net fore some tips, then start working on the neck. Dont actualy massage the neck touch it softly and smell it. Start saying "mmm you smell so good" ect ect.

-She should tear your cloths of if this is done right.

Ive used this method many times and i will personaly be suprised if it doesnt work and il just assume you fu*ked up somehow.

Let me know how it went aight man.

Who agrees with me that he should do this?