Hmm what should I get my gf for her b-day?

[CapiCrimini]

the good old teddy bear with a thong in its hand. its sweet and sexy.

and hidden in the thong a used condom.

When she asks tell her you got it for free off a hooker with Herpes... You thought if you shared a STD it'd be a bonding moment.

 

[Disconnect]

ROFL!