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[kingsam]

This guy from college. He is such a drama queen. All of my buddies back then thought he's gay, but he said he is not. So, basically, I made a mistake of agreeing becoming a roommate with him.

So, the first few weeks of the semester were fine. I started some cold approaches a couple of chicks, just planting some seeds here and there. (Damn, I miss college). One day after finishing my homework, I headed back to my room, and decided to rent a movie. Ran into this one chick I cold approached earlier, and so I said hi, bla bla bla, and invited her over to see the movie. She agreed.

So I setup the DVD, made myself comfortable. My roommate wasn't there. 10 minutes later she came. So we watched the movie, and did some kino, but no kissing or anything like that yet. She had to leave in the middle of the movie because of a class. It's all good. Then a couple of hours later, my roommate came back, and noticed that there's an apple on his desk. It was her apple that she accidentally left. He asked me, and I just casually said, "oh, it must have been X's apple. she was here earlier."

A week later I saw her again, she suddenly gone cold, like really cold. I was wondering about that, but I wasn't too worried since I had other chicks. Then two months after, I realized that he had been gossiping about me and X, and X heard it and had been feeling uncomfortable around me. This guy could twist the truth like no other men or women I ever met. I have no idea what kind of bull**** this guy was spreading, but damn.

In the gayest voice you could possibly imagine:
"Oh my god...you cannot believe what just happened..I came back and found this apple, and sharkybear said it was X's. Mmmmm..you know what happened..."

people like this are the lowest of the low and should be shot

there waa a friend at school i had, who turned into the same sort of sneaky little bit.ch, becomming a BFF to lots of girls
he started this "mysterious emailer" thing to loads of people (all by coincidence people he was friends with - obvious to me but somehow not to every one else...) for attention, loads of people were talking about it for ages...
he even made one (prob a few) to look like it was me...

has "found god" and turned into a religious retard now haha!

 

[repos]

I was throwing a party for the mainly to social proof myself for this girl who for some reason gets a lot of attention from guys and is supposedly devote Christian. So she gets to the party it pretty cracking, I have to stop letting people in...and this girl is literally following me around the whole time. I know I can't get any where in front of any one because of her "devote christian" I can't isolate her in my room because its a two story house and people would see. So I lead her outside.....Then my phaggot friend Steven ****blocks the fukc out of me. Picture me grabbing her waist leaning against my car....And steven comes over with a stupid grin on his fukn face saying "whatcha doing repos, watcha doing." ..Of course interaction stops because this girl doesnt like people knowing about stuff/.

 

[JCballin88]

I was getting some high IL from an HB8.5 in a city I lived in last summer, where I was sharing a beautiful lake house with a cousin. Well my cousin had made it clear that she was going home on X night, so I invited the HB to come over (she'd been there before once or twice when bunch of people were home).

So I'm setting up all the plans, have the house cleaned, everything in place, and then I get a text from my cousin that she made a major scheduling mistake and that she actually was coming back that night b/c she had to work in the morning.

There was really no way to salvage that one...I still had the HB over and was about to escalate, but then my cousin came back and the mood was snuffed out like a candle. I eventually got friendzoned by her later that week.

 

[Plinco]

Mine is not as cool but here it goes:

A coworker of mind invited me to hang out in this bar with his friends to watch this local band. There were not but a few single girls there, I acted like I did not pay attention to them; I did not care, I just felt like being a loud obnoxious dude in there. I had a couple of drinks, and then started getting all alpha-ish, saw this HB 7.5 playing pool by her self (and was not that good), that every guy in there was hitting on her, I just made a couple of remarks and showed her how the game was done. I took her pool stick right from her and made a good shot. She's like, ugh, *hits me on my back, and then I just said fine, and walked away. Ten minutes later I get a tap on my shoulder, I turn around and it is her. She asked me if I wanted to play with her. I was like sure. She was into me. I slowly escalated, we went out to the parking lot, and then makeout.... and then my ex-gf arrives, hugs me (and does other signals) like we are still dating, and this girl leaves. For you AFC's out there, my ex did this on purpose, which I called her out on.

 

[Boxer]

I'll share a story about a time I ****blocked an other guy.


Back in 10th grade on JV football team we were watching the Friday night Varsity game. Well the cheerleaders from our rival school came over to our side for the half time and one of our players starting hitting on one of the cheerleaders. Me and two other guys just walk up to him while he is doing his thing and yank him away. Haha. It was for the team