History of C0ckb1ocking: Share your c0ckb1ock stories

[AmIAFC]

This thread is for those who've fallen victim to the heinous crime of c-blocking, to share your stories and the inspiring tale of how you overcame them.

The most recent example in my life is when a co-worker attempted to subtly undermine my manhood in the presence of a new, hot intern. He suggested that he "introduce" me to the new girl that he barely knew, when he was really trying to display his an illusion of clout and control over me.

My dumbass fell for it, and I let him basically showcase me like a shelter puppy in front of her. What's funny is that, prior to this, she showed me some IOIs. She ended up screwing him, and I was left holding my d1ck. I tried to make a move afterwards but got nowhere. Oh well.

 

[NewAndImproved]

You know the dude who always hangs out with your group of friends and you're not exactly sure how he ended up rolling with you to begin with? He talks too much, doesn't even go to your school and is probably only there to get with the cuties in your domain?

Haha, I didn't even mind him until one of our last nights in college...

Basically this really AW chick, hot, from abroad was on her last day of exchange in the U.S. I kind of knew her but never really talked to her. My friend was trying to get w/her even though he claims they were only friends. Anyway, I was in a great state that night--probably because I had 2 other options at the time--and pretty much got extra competitive with her. U.S. was better than her wretched country, American football was better than that other football...anything she liked, I disliked. She even asked if I was single and I started talking about another plate. Somehow my game was getting me further than anyone else.

So yeah, eventually we all made it back to my friend's room--a few of my friends, said dude who doesn't belong, and the girl. Then the girl straight up walked into the hallway without saying a word. I followed and we went 2 doors down to mine. It was on. I played music. She got on the bed. I stood up to close the door and just then...****block comes in!!! Starts talking. Won't shut up. 5 minutes...10 minutes...15 minutes. He wouldn't budge.

Now in his defense, I could've kicked him out. I probably should've. About 5 minutes later my friend who I know liked her came in and we ended up going to Denny's. We flirted there too but that was that. : )

 

[War Against Betaism]

You know the dude who always hangs out with your group of friends and you're not exactly sure how he ended up rolling with you to begin with? He talks too much, doesn't even go to your school and is probably only there to get with the cuties in your domain?

Haha, I didn't even mind him until one of our last nights in college...

Basically this really AW chick, hot, from abroad was on her last day of exchange in the U.S. I kind of knew her but never really talked to her. My friend was trying to get w/her even though he claims they were only friends. Anyway, I was in a great state that night--probably because I had 2 other options at the time--and pretty much got extra competitive with her. U.S. was better than her wretched country, American football was better than that other football...anything she liked, I disliked. She even asked if I was single and I started talking about another plate. Somehow my game was getting me further than anyone else.

So yeah, eventually we all made it back to my friend's room--a few of my friends, said dude who doesn't belong, and the girl. Then the girl straight up walked into the hallway without saying a word. I followed and we went 2 doors down to mine. It was on. I played music. She got on the bed. I stood up to close the door and just then...****block comes in!!! Starts talking. Won't shut up. 5 minutes...10 minutes...15 minutes. He wouldn't budge.

Now in his defense, I could've kicked him out. I probably should've. About 5 minutes later my friend who I know liked her came in and we ended up going to Denny's. We flirted there too but that was that. : )

What's funny is that I have a story that is pretty similar to this one. There was this girl that was digging me and I was digging her. We were all in a room with a couple of friends, and then me and the girl were flirting. She even took my shirt off (no making out yet but we were getting there) and my friends all got the hint and left the room...aside from one person. I tried implying to this one person that I wanted some damn privacy in every single indirect way possible, but he wouldn't take it. The guy ended up watching PORN on my friend's laptop and then he tapped me on the shoulder saying while pointing at the video, "WAB look it's Teanna Kai! She's so hot dude!" I just facepalmed. The girl just said in disappointment "Let's just get back to the others." We just ended up hanging out.

What proceeded was the worst blue balls in my life, literally lasted 3 hours. I hated my friend after that. I look back and wonder why I didn't just kick the fvcker out, but the guy was my friend and I didn't think he would have been this stupid. A lesson well learned though.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

What's funny is that I have a story that is pretty similar to this one. There She even took my shirt off (no making out yet but we were getting there) and my friends all got the hint and left the room...aside from one person. I tried implying to this one person that I wanted some damn privacy in every single indirect way possible, but he wouldn't take it. The guy ended up watching PORN on my friend's laptop and then he tapped me on the shoulder saying while pointing at the video, "WAB look it's Teanna Kai! She's so hot dude!" I just facepalmed. The girl just said in disappointment "Let's just get back to the others." We just ended up hanging out.

I wouldn't be surprised if he watched a lot of porn considering he's so out of tune with the people around him.

 

[CaptainJ]

What's funny is that I have a story that is pretty similar to this one. There was this girl that was digging me and I was digging her. We were all in a room with a couple of friends, and then me and the girl were flirting. She even took my shirt off (no making out yet but we were getting there) and my friends all got the hint and left the room...aside from one person. I tried implying to this one person that I wanted some damn privacy in every single indirect way possible, but he wouldn't take it. The guy ended up watching PORN on my friend's laptop and then he tapped me on the shoulder saying while pointing at the video, "WAB look it's Teanna Kai! She's so hot dude!" I just facepalmed. The girl just said in disappointment "Let's just get back to the others." We just ended up hanging out.

What proceeded was the worst blue balls in my life, literally lasted 3 hours. I hated my friend after that. I look back and wonder why I didn't just kick the fvcker out, but the guy was my friend and I didn't think he would have been this stupid. A lesson well learned though.

There's a way of dealing with the annoying third wheel, and that is just to escalate like he isn't there anyway. If you started making out, eventually he would feel awkward and leave, if he persisted, then you could call his bluff by really getting it on and getting rough with the girl whilst escalating further. If he still persists, then I hope you don't mind having a voyeur watching you do it.

I hope you disciplined your friend, telling him he was thirdwheeling and ****blocking, your other friends definetly will.

 

[Cockynfunny]

Heres is funny one.

I was at a party and this babe was givin me all this kino grinding me feling me up, she then got up to get us some drinks and once she came back her FRIENDzoNE AFC started crying, he literally started hanging on her neck and she had to calm him down.

One word PATHETIC....

 

[todays_news]

I always find it funny when this happens, me and my friends always do it when we're out, to deal with it just be extreme in what you do.

An example being one of my friends when I was kissing a girl once, just said ****BLOCK in my ear and started grinding up against me whilst I was kissing and dancing with her. The moment he turned his back I just pulled down his trousers and boxers in front of the whole club. Being the funny guy he is, he just carried on dancing while laughing and then pulled them up.

I'm a student so its widely acceptable, not sure about when you're in a non student orientated bar or club.

 

[DanelMadr]

Those are some fvcking awesome coc4blocks, gentlemen. So funny. Just to remind some of you, when your friend c0ckblocks you, he is NOT your friend but a damn lousy c0ckblock from then on ;-)

My friends story...The Ultimate C0ckblock

We were all doing time in military service. Basically we were locked up for three months on base. When we got a leave, my friend decided to he needs to fvck or he is not going to make it. His sperm was pushing on his brain inducing a coma.
So he went to his home town. There was some party with lots of drunk and horny chicks (aren't they always?) and he picked up one. He said she was almost good looking. He was horny as hell but being it an autumn he decided to take her home....you really can't **** when a cold water rains on your back. But he was short on money for a cab and public transport was non existent in that hour. No problem they could walk. But he decided to make a shortcut through the fields. It was muddy walk but he was horny and she was drunk so no big problem.
Eventually they came across a railway lines. Unfortunately a train was standing there, stretching a couple hundred of meters.
He figured out it would be much faster just to hop on train, help his girl up and jump down on the other side. And he did so. He jumped up on the train, helped her up, jumped down on the other side and when he turned to help her the train blew the horn and started moving. She freaked out and refused to jump. And before he realized she's not gonna jump the train was moving too fast form him to jump back on.
He came home alone with a pair of blue balls and really bad feeling. Maybe the train stopped in the next town but we doubted it. bummer.
A fvcking c0ckblocking train.

 

[CaptainJ]

Those are some fvcking awesome coc4blocks, gentlemen. So funny. Just to remind some of you, when your friend c0ckblocks you, he is NOT your friend but a damn lousy c0ckblock from then on ;-)

My friends story...The Ultimate C0ckblock

We were all doing time in military service. Basically we were locked up for three months on base. When we got a leave, my friend decided to he needs to fvck or he is not going to make it. His sperm was pushing on his brain inducing a coma.
So he went to his home town. There was some party with lots of drunk and horny chicks (aren't they always?) and he picked up one. He said she was almost good looking. He was horny as hell but being it an autumn he decided to take her home....you really can't **** when a cold water rains on your back. But he was short on money for a cab and public transport was non existent in that hour. No problem they could walk. But he decided to make a shortcut through the fields. It was muddy walk but he was horny and she was drunk so no big problem.
Eventually they came across a railway lines. Unfortunately a train was standing there, stretching a couple hundred of meters.
He figured out it would be much faster just to hop on train, help his girl up and jump down on the other side. And he did so. He jumped up on the train, helped her up, jumped down on the other side and when he turned to help her the train blew the horn and started moving. She freaked out and refused to jump. And before he realized she's not gonna jump the train was moving too fast form him to jump back on.
He came home alone with a pair of blue balls and really bad feeling. Maybe the train stopped in the next town but we doubted it. bummer.
A fvcking c0ckblocking train.

That. Was. Epic.

 

[War Against Betaism]

I wouldn't be surprised if he watched a lot of porn considering he's so out of tune with the people around him.

Wouldn't surprise me either, the guy is still a virgin haha

There's a way of dealing with the annoying third wheel, and that is just to escalate like he isn't there anyway. If you started making out, eventually he would feel awkward and leave, if he persisted, then you could call his bluff by really getting it on and getting rough with the girl whilst escalating further. If he still persists, then I hope you don't mind having a voyeur watching you do it.

I hope you disciplined your friend, telling him he was thirdwheeling and ****blocking, your other friends definetly will.

I never thought about doing something like that, but that really would be a good idea, and it would make it more exciting for the girl in a way.

 

[londonzen]

This thread is for those who've fallen victim to the heinous crime of c-blocking, to share your stories and the inspiring tale of how you overcame them.

The most recent example in my life is when a co-worker attempted to subtly undermine my manhood in the presence of a new, hot intern. He suggested that he "introduce" me to the new girl that he barely knew, when he was really trying to display his an illusion of clout and control over me.My dumbass fell for it, and I let him basically showcase me like a shelter puppy in front of her. What's funny is that, prior to this, she showed me some IOIs. She ended up screwing him, and I was left holding my d1ck. I tried to make a move afterwards but got nowhere. Oh well.

more detail what did he say to her.


my worst two with the same girl in 07 there was a work x girl who total 10
who i got on with,every1(mostly said colleague) teased us as it was blatant we like each other.
1 day this girl comes into our room at work(after she finished her shift) while me and my colleague are there, its like 5:45 my colleague finishes at six and always bugs me to go home early, now when the girl comes in i ask why she is still here she just smirks at me and keeps eye contact, i turn to my colleague and say "so you going home now" she looks back at me and says "no im allright" i wanted to kill her she just sat there for 15 mins staring at a blank screen then when the girl gets bored and goes home my colleague leaves about 2 minutes after,

now a few days later i see her again ,this time im with a friend (who is a hater) we are in the supermarket, i go and talk to her she says i should wait for her as she wants to talk to me(it is her last day) i tell my friend i will see him later he flat out refuses to go until she gets pissed off and walks.

 

[TriniBoySmooth]

I have a pretty recent story but it's not me getting ****blocked, it's me ****blocking my best friend from getting head for the first time. We were both at an afterparty for junior prom and after 7 or 8 beers and a couple of shots, I thought it would be funny to walk into my friend and his girlfriend making out in the guest room upstairs. Unfortuneatly they were beyond making out and she was completely bare about to go down on him before i bursted in. I scared the **** out of both of them because the parents were home and they thought I was them lol. I killed the mood completely and they were soooo embarrased hahahah. (yeah it was d1ck but he broke into my house one time when me and my family were on vacation and trashed my room. Knowing my friend, i slept in another room for that weekend out of fear of what he did to my bed. To this day i refuse to admit I was wrong to my best buddy and I say to him this is Karma giving you two middle fingers up.)

 

[kingsam]

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more detail what did he say to her.


my worst two with the same girl in 07 there was a work x girl who total 10
who i got on with,every1(mostly said colleague) teased us as it was blatant we like each other.
1 day this girl comes into our room at work(after she finished her shift) while me and my colleague are there, its like 5:45 my colleague finishes at six and always bugs me to go home early, now when the girl comes in i ask why she is still here she just smirks at me and keeps eye contact, i turn to my colleague and say "so you going home now" she looks back at me and says "no im allright" i wanted to kill her she just sat there for 15 mins staring at a blank screen then when the girl gets bored and goes home my colleague leaves about 2 minutes after,

now a few days later i see her again ,this time im with a friend (who is a hater) we are in the supermarket, i go and talk to her she says i should wait for her as she wants to talk to me(it is her last day) i tell my friend i will see him later he flat out refuses to go until she gets pissed off and walks.

so you get her phone number and then call her up a bit later....?
soz but if you let them block you and didnt just get her nubmer then thats your own fault....

"if you have enougth game you cant get c0ck blocked"

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I have a pretty recent story but it's not me getting ****blocked, it's me ****blocking my best friend from getting head for the first time. We were both at an afterparty for junior prom and after 7 or 8 beers and a couple of shots, I thought it would be funny to walk into my friend and his girlfriend making out in the guest room upstairs. Unfortuneatly they were beyond making out and she was completely bare about to go down on him before i bursted in. I scared the **** out of both of them because the parents were home and they thought I was them lol. I killed the mood completely and they were soooo embarrased hahahah. (yeah it was d1ck but he broke into my house one time when me and my family were on vacation and trashed my room. Knowing my friend, i slept in another room for that weekend out of fear of what he did to my bed. To this day i refuse to admit I was wrong to my best buddy and I say to him this is Karma giving you two middle fingers up.)

he should have locked ther door or if they couldnt put something against it to stop people comming in !

 

[londonzen]

so you get her phone number and then call her up a bit later....?
soz but if you let them block you and didnt just get her nubmer then thats your own fault....

"!

im just telling my story not like i care now or anything and i got her number anyway from 1 of the girls on reception

 

[Skooled303]

****. still mad about this..

So i'm at a party. and a solid HB8 is drunk off her ass. (mind you i'm 3 beers and 4 shots deep. So i'm feelin cool.) Anyways, this is a girl i've been texting for a minute, so we had mutual atrraction. She was kissing on my neck, i was playing some kino on her body, and out of NOWHERE my friend runs up grabs me and says "Com'on we're gonna go burn!" Me the pot-head, "OH fasho, (I turn) brb hon." Long story short he takes me hella days away, I kid you not, up a mountain. In a car full of dudes except for his controlling ex in the shotgun. Me in the hatchback YELLING to be taken back to the party. Anyways we get back 2 hours later! its like 2 am. and I walk into the empty house the party WAS in. Only to see a few friends who were still there and they saod "ah man im sorry HB8 is in there with douche-other-guy."

Total bummer.

**** it, On to the next one

 

[Scion]

****. still mad about this..

So i'm at a party. and a solid HB8 is drunk off her ass. (mind you i'm 3 beers and 4 shots deep. So i'm feelin cool.) Anyways, this is a girl i've been texting for a minute, so we had mutual atrraction. She was kissing on my neck, i was playing some kino on her body, and out of NOWHERE my friend runs up grabs me and says "Com'on we're gonna go burn!" Me the pot-head, "OH fasho, (I turn) brb hon." Long story short he takes me hella days away, I kid you not, up a mountain. In a car full of dudes except for his controlling ex in the shotgun. Me in the hatchback YELLING to be taken back to the party. Anyways we get back 2 hours later! its like 2 am. and I walk into the empty house the party WAS in. Only to see a few friends who were still there and they saod "ah man im sorry HB8 is in there with douche-other-guy."

Total bummer.

**** it, On to the next one

ouch. I've had a similar story. Was at this party with a few ppl I know. Me and one guy brought these girls we knew, 1 for me, 1 for him. At one point in the night my buddy starts calling me to come pick him up. So figuring it would only take a few minutes I tell the girl I'm with to just hangout with her friend for a bit and I'll be right back. Pick up my buddy, he tells me we need to get weed, so sure thing. He then proceeds to get me to drive to butt-**** nowhere, whole trip probably took a hour. We get back to the party and both the girls I came with were giving the other guy a *******. Swore, laughed and walked out the door. Lol, ****ing sluts :crazy:

 

[badboyjmm]

MY story

C0ckblock by a train WOW !!!! :crackup:

I got two c0ckblocks stories.

The first one happen when I went to a random new club (alone). There's wasn't too much people but there's was a few girls. Anyway, there's was some girls dancing trying to get my attention. But I didn't take the bait and I end up setting down a couch checking my phone. A beautiful 9.5 raven girl GRABS my hand and ''say let's dance !'' I was like: '' Alright cool'' So I dance with her, grabs her all around, teasing. We stop for a little while and I started to talk to get some basic info and get the number. Just before I get my phone out, her gf (HB8-8.5) comes out of nowhere: '' WE GOTTA GO NOW'' and I never seen that chick again... Finally that club closed...

The second one I was heading to a little party (I was about 16-17) It was my friend, his girl (HB7), the girl's friend(HB8) and me. So of course, my friend introduce me to the girls and we get in the place. My friend was dancing with his chick and I was just looking for another girl and left the other one standing there haha. So there's that random chick (HB9) that starts dancing in front of me. I pretend like I don't see her and I listen to the music. The other guys around are like: ''COME ON MAN, YOU GOTTA DANCE WITH THAT CHICK, SHE'S ON YOUR D*CK'' . So I proceed to dance with her. The girl is a freak haha, she's grinding on me and after 30 seconds, she's like: '' Let's find a wall'' I was happy !!!

Anyway after one song, the girl says: ''I gotta go to the bathroom''. So I just wait and the girl friend (HB8) is like: '' You wanna dance'' I agree (only because I wanna waste time so I can get to the other chick after ! The HB8 won't stop dancing on me until the other chick sees me and leave angry ! After that we stop dancing for a little bit and there's some other girl trying to grind on her. What does she do: She's hungs me like I was her bf !!!!

None only she c0ckblocked me, she uses me to c0ckblock other guys !!

 

[sharkbeat]

This guy from college. He is such a drama queen. All of my buddies back then thought he's gay, but he said he is not. So, basically, I made a mistake of agreeing becoming a roommate with him.

So, the first few weeks of the semester were fine. I started some cold approaches a couple of chicks, just planting some seeds here and there. (Damn, I miss college). One day after finishing my homework, I headed back to my room, and decided to rent a movie. Ran into this one chick I cold approached earlier, and so I said hi, bla bla bla, and invited her over to see the movie. She agreed.

So I setup the DVD, made myself comfortable. My roommate wasn't there. 10 minutes later she came. So we watched the movie, and did some kino, but no kissing or anything like that yet. She had to leave in the middle of the movie because of a class. It's all good. Then a couple of hours later, my roommate came back, and noticed that there's an apple on his desk. It was her apple that she accidentally left. He asked me, and I just casually said, "oh, it must have been X's apple. she was here earlier."

A week later I saw her again, she suddenly gone cold, like really cold. I was wondering about that, but I wasn't too worried since I had other chicks. Then two months after, I realized that he had been gossiping about me and X, and X heard it and had been feeling uncomfortable around me. This guy could twist the truth like no other men or women I ever met. I have no idea what kind of bull**** this guy was spreading, but damn.

In the gayest voice you could possibly imagine:
"Oh my god...you cannot believe what just happened..I came back and found this apple, and sharkybear said it was X's. Mmmmm..you know what happened..."

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

!these are painful to read!

 

[xHiGHPoTeniaL]

Dunno if I can beat the "train ****block" but i do have one from last friday. Also theres another ill write maybe where the chick got a DWI before i could get her home, that was rough too! hadda walk home.

Ok so I'm out last friday with nothing to do. A girl I've ****ed awhile ago hits me up to come to some hole in the wall bar that she's at. I'm at a bigger hole in the wall, so i tell her yea i'll swing thru. Get there, we're catching up, i'm telling some story when her friend interrupts, "o, that lead singer is soo hot." so i'm like "na he looks like sum dude on american idol, the violin player is the man, he's in the back is doin his thing!"(he was REALLY getting into it) this has everyone laughing, (plus i can tell they were talkin bout the singer before so I wanted to change topic) but the girl I'm there to see says that she used to play but in a weird way, so i'm like "o ok thats cool. u should try your luck then..." or something like that.

I forgot to mention the other "friend" shes there with is a male cousin of hers she hasn't seen in years. I kinda ignored him at first till i realize they're cousins so maybe that would explain his next move.

After sayin he was going to the bathroom this ****blocking sob comes back with the violin player saying "here, i want to meet my cousin she likes you" or some shyt to that extent. I'm like woww, umm did this mf'er just do what i think he did? I mean this fool knows exactly why i'm here and why i'm talkin to his cousin. The violin player seems confused so i just jump in like "yea man we thought you were great, what was that last song called?" (which i actually did like) he tries to isolate for a sec with my girl but has no game, and after we all talk for sec, he ends awkardly by writing his number and like giving it to all of us; but meant for my girl. i tried to take all the energy out of this ****block & the violin player's aura(and plus i legitimatly liked the band and had some q's) and it worked like a charm i guess but GODDAM i was pissed on the inside. I should have ejected after this but stuck around for a lil longer till i couldn't take anymore of the us vs me vibe i could feel growing.
it also didnt help the girl in question is a little attn ***** who loves shyt like this. the ***** even put a pic of the paper on her facebook that had dude's name & number, lol!

So yea i had an attempted ****block by a chick's jealous MALE COUSIN, what a ****in hater.