Hi. I'm Animal Shelter

[Animal Shelter]

I take in used, abused, stray mutts with the hope I can fix them.

Hopefully you will show me how to care more about me than I care about her.

 

[Ashcraft]

You can't change people.

 

[L B]

Wrong forum buddy, this is not the humane society.

 

[Jamo]

Start with this:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=176859

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Animal Shelter,
Good on yer Mate,last Queens Birthday,which is fireworks night in my Town,I had my youngest daughter staying with me.....To cut a long story short she rescued three runaway Dogs frightened by the Noise,two were Mastiffs....So together with my old Dog there were four Dogs....Ended well,with the the two Mastiffs being owned by a bloke who ran an Italian Restuerant.Now every time I take someone there,I get a free bottle of Wine and a big bag of Kitchen Scraps for my Dog...So don't despair old Chap maybe your Waifs and strays have an owner with a Restuerant Too.

 

[TheTraveller]

Classic Scaramouche, just classic!
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