Ok I think I have written a post like this before, but it's time has come around again. Kind of like when I tell every one to stop reading and posting, be cool, yada yada yada.
Whatever. Anyways, many people say I'm a good looking guy. And I'm here to tell you that they are 100% RIGHT! But believe it or not, it was not always this way.
One of the reasons I am hesitant to meet up with guys from these boards is because they haven't taken the basic steps of making themselves attractive to women, and therefore they are embarrassing to be seen with. Yes I know I sound like an ******* for saying this, but it's the god honest truth, and I sincerely want to help people out, even if I have to kick them in the ass to do so.
So let's talk about a few simple things that you can do to make yourself good looking (and by the way, I think you should do all of these things FIRST before you start trying to "peacock").
Change your hair. Take a look at the hot movie stars and models right now. Messy, spikey hair is in. I have it. It looks good on almost everyone. Try it out. Hair gel is out. Wax is in. I like Bed Head and JCrew. It's expensive, but it makes your hair look great. Worth it.
Also, like David D says, get a gay hairdresser, and let him decide how to cut it. Gay guys will make you look sexy to women (and men, if you're into that thing *cough cough Erik cough*). Female hair dressers usually will make you look like a nice guy. I don't know why, but it's true.
If you don't have any hair, or your hairline is severely receding, SHAVE YOUR HEAD. You will look much younger, more powerful, and confident. Don't try to hide it with a hat or a comb over (Hint...Everybody knows!).
Shirts - If you're tucking in your shirts, you're probably out of style. Don't tuck your shirt in unless you are wearing a tie. If your shirt has flames on it, dragons, martini glasses or naked chicks, you probably look like your trying to hard. Shiny shirts are bad. Even if you're peacocking.
Check out the movie "The 25th Hour" for some great ideas on how to dress. I used to tell people to watch Swingers, but now that style is out. The style now is long sleeve shirts with open collars (but not flat collars) and unbuttoned cuffs or slightly rolled up sleeves. Jeans are in. Buy a pair of $120 Von Dutch Jeans, and watch how much better reactions you get from women. Lame but true. But I still suggest buying one pair. You're a guy...you can wear them 3 nights in a row!
If you can't swing the Von Dutch, try Abercombie for some awesome $40 jeans. Or Ross. If you go there on a good day, you can find the same Abercrombies for $20. Speaking of which, I buy all my shirts there too. My best shirt is a $19 Ross Special.
Accessories - Make your accessories subtle. I have nice small 10 gauge hoop earings, and a black choker necklace with two small chrome beads. I wear one or 2 rings and a nice watch. I also wear a black leather bracelet that looks like a belt. Everything is subtle but makes me stand out.
Skin - If you have acne, do something about it. The days when you had to suffer are over. Get a tan. This is probably the SINGLE biggest and easiest thing you can do to improve your looks. A healthy tan is very sexy to a woman. Go to a tanning salon. Be a metrosexual. It won't matter when your slapping some ass!
Shaving - If you shave your legs or arms, you are probably gay. If you don't think so, trust me, the girls do. STOP Immediately!
Get opinions on your goatee or beard. If you have big chipmonk cheeks (like me), your goatee probably doesn't look good.
At last but not least, get your ass in the gym! If your not getting laid AND you're not working out, then don't ***** to me! (Hint...It's not just about getting muscles and losing your gut. You will feel ten times better about yourself if you go 4 days a week. It's proven!).
Your good looking friend,
Craig
Whatever. Anyways, many people say I'm a good looking guy. And I'm here to tell you that they are 100% RIGHT! But believe it or not, it was not always this way.
One of the reasons I am hesitant to meet up with guys from these boards is because they haven't taken the basic steps of making themselves attractive to women, and therefore they are embarrassing to be seen with. Yes I know I sound like an ******* for saying this, but it's the god honest truth, and I sincerely want to help people out, even if I have to kick them in the ass to do so.
So let's talk about a few simple things that you can do to make yourself good looking (and by the way, I think you should do all of these things FIRST before you start trying to "peacock").
Change your hair. Take a look at the hot movie stars and models right now. Messy, spikey hair is in. I have it. It looks good on almost everyone. Try it out. Hair gel is out. Wax is in. I like Bed Head and JCrew. It's expensive, but it makes your hair look great. Worth it.
Also, like David D says, get a gay hairdresser, and let him decide how to cut it. Gay guys will make you look sexy to women (and men, if you're into that thing *cough cough Erik cough*). Female hair dressers usually will make you look like a nice guy. I don't know why, but it's true.
If you don't have any hair, or your hairline is severely receding, SHAVE YOUR HEAD. You will look much younger, more powerful, and confident. Don't try to hide it with a hat or a comb over (Hint...Everybody knows!).
Shirts - If you're tucking in your shirts, you're probably out of style. Don't tuck your shirt in unless you are wearing a tie. If your shirt has flames on it, dragons, martini glasses or naked chicks, you probably look like your trying to hard. Shiny shirts are bad. Even if you're peacocking.
Check out the movie "The 25th Hour" for some great ideas on how to dress. I used to tell people to watch Swingers, but now that style is out. The style now is long sleeve shirts with open collars (but not flat collars) and unbuttoned cuffs or slightly rolled up sleeves. Jeans are in. Buy a pair of $120 Von Dutch Jeans, and watch how much better reactions you get from women. Lame but true. But I still suggest buying one pair. You're a guy...you can wear them 3 nights in a row!
If you can't swing the Von Dutch, try Abercombie for some awesome $40 jeans. Or Ross. If you go there on a good day, you can find the same Abercrombies for $20. Speaking of which, I buy all my shirts there too. My best shirt is a $19 Ross Special.
Accessories - Make your accessories subtle. I have nice small 10 gauge hoop earings, and a black choker necklace with two small chrome beads. I wear one or 2 rings and a nice watch. I also wear a black leather bracelet that looks like a belt. Everything is subtle but makes me stand out.
Skin - If you have acne, do something about it. The days when you had to suffer are over. Get a tan. This is probably the SINGLE biggest and easiest thing you can do to improve your looks. A healthy tan is very sexy to a woman. Go to a tanning salon. Be a metrosexual. It won't matter when your slapping some ass!
Shaving - If you shave your legs or arms, you are probably gay. If you don't think so, trust me, the girls do. STOP Immediately!
Get opinions on your goatee or beard. If you have big chipmonk cheeks (like me), your goatee probably doesn't look good.
At last but not least, get your ass in the gym! If your not getting laid AND you're not working out, then don't ***** to me! (Hint...It's not just about getting muscles and losing your gut. You will feel ten times better about yourself if you go 4 days a week. It's proven!).
Your good looking friend,
Craig
