Help please! I need to pass this drug test for my new job

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Well...IMA^^:) try hard to pass the test tomorrow.

:)
 

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Drink your water like it's a job, check out local places that sell bongs and stuff for detox kits. I know some friends in high school had some success with that.

My one friend who's the biggest pothead ever learned he was going to get drug tested in a week, and he drank about 2 gallons of water a day. Miraculously he passed his test.
 

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Wait what kind of DT are you talking about? A lot of the employers around where i live will make you take a hair folocule test which are considerablly harder to pass then piss test and they can test for like 3 to 6 months of use.

One time I thought i was slick and cut all my hair off (ALL OF IT, I really wanted that job:( ) and they used the scrapings off of my finger nail!! And I was f*cked that way...and hairless for a few days.

Ah well, that's why i stick to in frequent cocaine use, as it's in and out of your system in 24 hours.:up:
 

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I'm in da office waiting to go in this fly ass spanish girl got the same paperwork as me I think we gon work 2gether, man I hope I pass now!
 

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Also, this thread makes me realize the jobs I currently have require absolutely no drug testing whatsoever :D
 

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Well the manager called me to report to work, get my uniform and start training tomorrow so I guess I passed lol I don't know how though but ihop here I come looking foward to the tips
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
Well the manager called me to report to work, get my uniform and start training tomorrow so I guess I passed lol I don't know how though but ihop here I come looking foward to the tips
Maybe they only hire druggies at ihop.....by failing, you passed!

:woo:

Congrats!! Make that dolla dolla bill y'all.
 

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You can take 4 bong rips 2 hours before your drug test and this will pass you:

What you will need:

1 egg (raw, not hard boiled).

Red Vinegar (not white)

Cranberry juice.


Crak an egg into a glass of 1/2 red vinegar 1/2 cranberry juice (about a 12 oz. glass should do) and pound.

If you puke, you have to do it again, so hold your nose.

Garunteed results though.
 

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I know of a full proof plan. In fact I smoked the night before my drug test and took this stuff called Potable Aqua and I passed. Its iodine tablets. I put them in my water 2 times a day for 2 before the test. Drink a lot of water and piss a lot. 144 ounces is good.

Other than that, good luck
 
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