Help me put it in her butt

[Don_Wrong]

Help!!!!!!! I am PISSED off with this dumb axxed biatch had done to me and I can't get over her!!!! So everything I read here says the best way to get over a no good biatch is to find another one. Well I found another one who is not single but I want to put it in her butt anyway so can somebody just tell me some things to do so I can seduce this other biatch so I can put it in her ass by the end of the week? I can't think straight now so I can't come up with a plan of my own.

 

[OzzyBoy]

i will be doing that soon with my girlfriend sooner or later no doubt about that.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by Don_Wrong
Help!!!!!!! I am PISSED off with this dumb axxed biatch had done to me and I can't get over her!!!! So everything I read here says the best way to get over a no good biatch is to find another one. Well I found another one who is not single but I want to put it in her butt anyway so can somebody just tell me some things to do so I can seduce this other biatch so I can put it in her ass by the end of the week? I can't think straight now so I can't come up with a plan of my own.

1. Calm down. Go lift some weights or run to blow off steam
2. Read the DJ bible
3. Formulate plan, ask questions on fuzzy parts (if the bible didn't already answer them for you)
4. ACT

Hope this helps.

 

[StudMeister]

Have the girl sleep over, then in the morning start messing around, when she is on her stomach roll on top and insert penis. Make sure do anal play before, maybe one finger up the snatch then ass.

Hope that helps.

 

[DJZ]

Break out the Kentucky Jelly and bust a nut in her ars.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Break out the Anal Ease over dinner..... during dinner, ask her 'How's the chicken baby?' ...after she answers, pull out the Anal Ease, and say, 'Good, glad you like it.... now how would you like a fat d*ck in yo a$$ b*tch?!' ...see? No fuss, no muss.

 

[squirrels]

I'm a big fan of the D0nkey Pvnch myself...takes 'em by surprise and also makes for good bragging to your "boyz" afterward.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

When you ain't sure how to do it....

..just listen to 2 Live Crew

"Move Somethin"

I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your fake blue eyes and your hoey style
So let's go for a walk through the park
You can suck my d*ck in the dark
And just do what I ask; b*tch, bend over
Let me ride your backside like dogs do each other
I know that you're with it, so don't start frontin'
I don't wanna be your man; I wanna MOVE SOMETHIN'!
(Mixx cuts:
"You might as well give up the p*ssy."
"Oh no!")
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Listen up, baby, you look real pretty
Let me pull up your shirt and suck your t*tties
Yes, pretty lady, I love you so
Since the time we met, my d*ck has grown
You had other men; now it's my chance
Give me some time to take off my pants
The time has come; don't be frontin'
Just drop them draws, and let's MOVE SOMETHIN'!
(Mixx cuts:
"Now what the hell do you want??"
"I want to F*CK!")
Verse 3: Brother Marquis
Let's rent a room at a f*ck-motel
Then play this game called "Ring the Sleigh Bells"
Put the "Do not disturb" sign on the door
And ride this d*ck 'till it gets sore
Then open your legs, put 'em in the butt
'Cause that's the way I like to f*ck
It's real simple; it's not really nothin'
All you have to do is MOVE SOMETHIN'!
Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
Look, baby doll, don't lie or front
You know what I need and I know what you want
Let's go to the beach, we'll lay in the sand
And I'll prove to you that I'm a real man
And the way it felt, it was real tight
It chilled my body and the feeling was right
It's all for love; it's you I've been wantin'
Just roll those hips and let's MOVE SOMETHIN'!

 

[DJ_Dork]

Uh there are a lot of girls that don't like it up the hershey highway. As long as she can give a good BJ, that's good enough to conpensate.

 

[Porky]

HAHAHA! I snorted into my water when I read the title, and again when I read your name.

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
Break out the Anal Ease over dinner..... during dinner, ask her 'How's the chicken baby?' ...after she answers, pull out the Anal Ease, and say, 'Good, glad you like it.... now how would you like a fat d*ck in yo a$$ b*tch?!' ...see? No fuss, no muss.

Oh my God, that just put me over the edge.