Help me fvck my gorgeous co-worker! :)

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Ok, I'm gonna keep things short and to the point: I've recently hired an extremely hot co-worker (I'm her manager) that I'd really like to fvck as quickly as possible.

Details: we're both young and good-looking, and are both in LTRs. Mine's slowly but surely falling apart, and hers seems to be with an AFC for whom she seemingly has very little respect, i.e. she goes out clubbing with the girls and won't let him do the same with the guys, is often rude to him on the phone, etc. However, they've been together since high school and she claims he's the only guy she's ever fvcked.

Now, both her and my gf are gorgeous, although I think mine might be a bit prettier, but her bf and I are worlds apart: I'm in better shape, have a ton more money, am definitely a lot better with women, likely have a much better sense of humor, a far more interesting life with plenty of adventure, good at sports, etc. So I'd say she's at a bit of a disadvantage socially since my gf is hotter than she is, but her bf doesn't even compare to me - it's kind of surprising she's with him, although I guess it's a pretty convenient LTR for her since she makes all the rules.

Now, in the few weeks that I've known this girl we've gotten pretty comfortable: we smoked a joint last week and didn't tell anyone about it, and she even lied to her bf saying she's alone while he called her as we were smoking. Sexually we're pretty comfy as well: we spent a good 20-30 minutes today talking about how she swallows, how tight her pvssy is and so on. Mind you these aren't things she just threw at me, but we we just "happened" (heh heh) to have ended up steering the convo in that direction. Physically, she likes to hit / touch me a lot, and will hug me whenever I want so that'd definitely a good thing.

So I guess we're off to a pretty good start and I just really wanna know how to take things to the next level. She seems pretty ok with hiding stuff with her bf (she lies to him when we go out to lunch and tells him she's alone, etc), but claims she's never fvcked another guy so I don't really know how to get her to do it. If she was single I'd just ask her out, but I've never done this with a chick in an LTR before - I usually let it go if a girl has a bf, but this one is just incredibly hot and we work together, so I'd be downright stupid not to fvck her! The good news like I said is that she's a bit of a wild child: likes clubbing, doesn't feel bad about lying to her bf, and so on... so now: how do I fvck the shlt out of her? :)
 

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wow.............U are headed for TIGER WOODS STATUS.............low quality PUA.........ah to be young and niave.

U might wanna think about how SHORT TERM FUN could lead to savere cansequences down the road.

good luck.............
 

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COD said:
wow.............U are headed for TIGER WOODS STATUS.............low quality PUA.........ah to be young and niave.

U might wanna think about how SHORT TERM FUN could lead to savere cansequences down the road.

good luck.............
Take it easy with the attitude there friend - last I checked this is a place for people to help one another get laid, and that's precisely what I'm asking. Oh and what consequences? My LTR is about to end anyway, and I'm a senior partner at the company so I wouldn't get in the least bit of shlt no matter what I do with her or anyone. I'd say I'm pretty much as much in the clear as anyone can ever be. :)
 

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I don't get what you're asking about.

If all your claims are true - this is in the bag for you.

As a man very experienced in women cheating on other men to be with me - i can say the first sign that you're getting a green light is her getting comfortable lying about you to him (the being alone part). When a woman is out with you and claims to not be - it's already a process of keeping you hidden (which just the act of - turns most women on). I'm sure if you guys text - she deleted the texts from her phone as well. Maybe even has you in her phone as a girls name.

Even though this is in the bag and she's doing all the things that indicate - you can get it. Because she is in a relationship - you may still encounter last minute resistance. This is why i normally quiz something about their sexual skills and then keep negging her about this supposed sexual negative she probably has (just find something about sex and say you really like that element of sex. and when she says how good she is at that element, be like "yeah right" and don't back down.).... as strange as it sounds - she can then justify it to herself by claiming she's trying to prove a point to you. It can even be kissing, say "i like to kiss for a long time, most women can't kiss that long" - a kiss is pretty innocent in a lot of womens heads - so she may "bite" on that... "oh, i like to kiss a long time" she'll probably say.... "yeah i bet" you say sarcastically"... etc etc... from there.... assuming you get the kiss - or whatever (head even) - there's going to be a point where she won't be able to take it.... with some women - this is 5 minutes... others may take a hour... but at some point - she'll want it...


AS far as you working with this woman - i wouldn't count that as a positive. i don't value my life as much as most, so i don't care. but i've had my run ins with bfs in situations like that. and im not talking about flying fists. im talking about screaming bullets. not matter how much tougher you may feel you are than her BF - people do real crazy things when their "soul mate" lets someone else into their souls garden.


But regardless - i don't think you really need much advice. You seem pretty solid and she's already giving huge signs of interest. I think you're somewhat looking for approval....


well, do whatever feels right to YOU.... whatever anyone on this site tells you (myself included) - is based on our own personal morals.
 

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ya gosh your right.............no one EVER got in any trouble DATING SOMEONE FROM WORK ............let alone a BOSS dating an EMPLOYEE.

And ya theres ZERO chance that ANY THING could go WRONG........with your girl, her jealous boyfriend if they find out.

Your right...........you job is safe, no one will get hurt and it seems this new relationship has ABSOLUTLLY NO RED FLAGS AND has a solid base to proceed.

One can certainly see how truly successful you will be........and clearly you have what being a TRUE PICK UP ARTIST is all about.........U really dont need any advice..........sounds to me you got all the answers...........NO way will you ever ENCOUNTER any obstacles, resistance or failures.
 

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bukowski_merit said:
I don't get what you're asking about.

If all your claims are true - this is in the bag for you.

As a man very experienced in women cheating on other men to be with me - i can say the first sign that you're getting a green light is her getting comfortable lying about you to him (the being alone part). When a woman is out with you and claims to not be - it's already a process of keeping you hidden (which just the act of - turns most women on). I'm sure if you guys text - she deleted the texts from her phone as well. Maybe even has you in her phone as a girls name.

Even though this is in the bag and she's doing all the things that indicate - you can get it. Because she is in a relationship - you may still encounter last minute resistance. This is why i normally quiz something about their sexual skills and then keep negging her about this supposed sexual negative she probably has (just find something about sex and say you really like that element of sex. and when she says how good she is at that element, be like "yeah right" and don't back down.).... as strange as it sounds - she can then justify it to herself by claiming she's trying to prove a point to you. It can even be kissing, say "i like to kiss for a long time, most women can't kiss that long" - a kiss is pretty innocent in a lot of womens heads - so she may "bite" on that... "oh, i like to kiss a long time" she'll probably say.... "yeah i bet" you say sarcastically"... etc etc... from there.... assuming you get the kiss - or whatever (head even) - there's going to be a point where she won't be able to take it.... with some women - this is 5 minutes... others may take a hour... but at some point - she'll want it...


AS far as you working with this woman - i wouldn't count that as a positive. i don't value my life as much as most, so i don't care. but i've had my run ins with bfs in situations like that. and im not talking about flying fists. im talking about screaming bullets. not matter how much tougher you may feel you are than her BF - people do real crazy things when their "soul mate" lets someone else into their souls garden.


But regardless - i don't think you really need much advice. You seem pretty solid and she's already giving huge signs of interest. I think you're somewhat looking for approval....


well, do whatever feels right to YOU.... whatever anyone on this site tells you (myself included) - is based on our own personal morals.

Thanks a lot for your input. To simplify, what I was asking is "how." I.e. if a girl is single, I ask her out, kiss her, then fvck her. That's my "how" with single girls, but I've never been with a girl who's in an LTR (once or twice I found out after). So what exactly do I do with this one, do I just take her out to lunch or whatever and go for a kiss, then invite her back to my place? I'm pretty comfortable doing this with single girls, but I've never asked a taken girl to go back to my place before, let alone in the daytime (my gf always comes over at night), so I'm a bit scared to ask to tell you the truth. Is it 100% the same as with single girls or is there some specific way to get taken girls to fvck you? Also, I've never cheated on anyone before, but it seems that my LTR is almost over anyway, so I don't really care anymore. Thanks again.
 

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and I'm a senior partner at the company so I wouldn't get in the least bit of shlt no matter what I do with her or anyone.

Famous last words...............Bill Clntin, Detroit Mayer Kwame, Nixon, Tige Woods and now apparently YOU!!!!!!!

I cant give advice to something that SCREAMS CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!
but I guess you need to learn that for yourself...........again good luck!!!!!!
 

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I just love it when people use their work "status" to feel entitled to hit on any coworker or anybody for that matter,,,, and get away with it " oh I am a senior parter in my company ha ha ha" just wow!!!

I do believe you are looking for aproval also. but Its your personal decision on what to do... if being the Big Boss doesn't help, then you need some GAME!!.. read the DJ bible....

you really can hit on her if you believe it won't affect you, but everything has a consequence, specially at work. You should know this already shouldnt you big boss? how old are you again?
 

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Blak3 said:
Thanks a lot for your input. To simplify, what I was asking is "how." I.e. if a girl is single, I ask her out, kiss her, then fvck her. That's my "how" with single girls, but I've never been with a girl who's in an LTR (once or twice I found out after). So what exactly do I do with this one, do I just take her out to lunch or whatever and go for a kiss, then invite her back to my place? I'm pretty comfortable doing this with single girls, but I've never asked a taken girl to go back to my place before, let alone in the daytime (my gf always comes over at night), so I'm a bit scared to ask to tell you the truth. Is it 100% the same as with single girls or is there some specific way to get taken girls to fvck you? Also, I've never cheated on anyone before, but it seems that my LTR is almost over anyway, so I don't really care anymore. Thanks again.
You were already alone with her (when you smoked). Do it again, add some drink to it, and challenge her. Get her worked up. Tease her about being a prude. Whatever.... any of that stuff works... If all that you say is true - then it's going to be very simple.

Anything different than a single woman? Well, as i said - last minute resistance will poke it's head in a little more frequent.

Something simple - Even if you have a house/apartment: Get a room somewhere. Tell her you just wanted to get away from your normal place where you stay; and then tell her about how you're going to relax, smoke, drink, whatever. She SHOULD give indication she wants to come join you - if she doesn't ask - invite her to come. "i could use some company; i just need a break from my girl for a night"... if everything you say is fact - she will make it easy for you...


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And again, you are free to do as you wish. There are consequences. And being of power over her at her job - is much worse than if you were equals. There's also a 50/50 chance she will eventually tell her boyfriend... and sometimes they just cry, sometimes they send you a nasty email on facebook/myspace, and sometimes they come after you. If it's just some random girl you meant a bar and only meant at secret places or something - well you don't really have to worry about this. But this guy will obviously know where you work. And in a world full of madness - anyone can catch love rage at any moment.... a nerd programmer or a cop... doesn't matter... we are all prone to losing it....

and i no longer mess with taken women... just giving you my take on your questions...
 

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I also think it's trite to hit on your taken assistant.

But if you must, and you both like clubbing, maybe you could invite her. Make sure it's a special night or a new club opening or another overblown excuse of the like. Bring some female friends and some male friends, preferably taken ones.

She will likely see you as the cool boss who went against convention by showing her a night on the town.

You can put the suggestion into her mind that she can have you, but don't overtly hit on her. I don't think any good would come of it.
 

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Well if you're set on banging her and she's already talking about sex with you, then honestly you've waited too long. When you're having a conversation with her next time mention that having a
get-together after work with some buddies and invite her over. There doesnt need to be an actual get-together, just give her that bs so in her mind she can rationalize saying yes as opposed to you having to deal with her LMR from saying "lets go back to my place."

As far as the implications of banging a taken coworker...that all depends on whether you can count on her keeping things discreet and whether your other partners will protect their own if sh*t hits the fan. So go at your own risk.
 

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Blak3 said:
Take it easy with the attitude there friend - last I checked this is a place for people to help one another get laid, and that's precisely what I'm asking. Oh and what consequences? My LTR is about to end anyway, and I'm a senior partner at the company so I wouldn't get in the least bit of shlt no matter what I do with her or anyone. I'd say I'm pretty much as much in the clear as anyone can ever be. :)
I can't believe you just said this out aloud. Make sure guys like Rollo Tommassi and Pook don't catch you. You might be in for a good hiding. Anyway, this place was created to make you a better man and getting laid is just one part of that. About your post. Did you hire this hot girl so you could F her? Isn't that kind of like manipulative etc? All, the same you may be thinking of the short term fun but your actions could have bad long term consequences. Why don't you take the first step of getting out of your current relationship instead of cheating on your woman. Then you can chase this woman at a risk on your job. This is why we guys have bad names.
 

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Of course I can help you out with that. Just give me her number.
 

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Blak3 said:
Take it easy with the attitude there friend - last I checked this is a place for people to help one another get laid, and that's precisely what I'm asking. Oh and what consequences? My LTR is about to end anyway, and I'm a senior partner at the company so I wouldn't get in the least bit of shlt no matter what I do with her or anyone. I'd say I'm pretty much as much in the clear as anyone can ever be. :)
lol every heard of sexual harassment cases? yes she can sue you for it and your company could lose so so much money.
 

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Be careful what you pray for, danger and delight grow from the same vine.

How well do you like your career and the tons of money it provides you with? I'm all for guys hitting it with hot women. I don't even have a problem with you and she being in LTRs. What I do have a problem with is your inability to see 6 months past you ƒucking this girl and the potential consequences it will have on your career or how it will affect the advancement of it. I'm sure Tiger Woods thought that his wealth, status and influence would insulate him from the petty spitefulness of the women he banged on the side - it didn't.
 

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lol every heard of sexual harassment cases? yes she can sue you for it and your company could lose so so much money.
These are my initial thoughts too. I dont know in the states, but employment law here in the UK always seems to favour the employee over management.

You only need one person to make an allegation and all of them come out of the woodwork, even those that nothing happened with. Tread very very carefully.
 

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Wow, it's only been a week since my original post and I can't believe how much has gone wrong! :D Her bf seems to have gotten some good advice from friends and instead of being needy and jealous, is now being all C&F when it comes to me and her. In retrospect, my own game has gone down: I've found myself always being the one to ask her to do stuff, etc, and I know I really need to stop doing that ASAP although the question remains: if she doesn't ask, and I don't ask... how will anything ever happen?? Worst of all though, it seems that he came across one of my emails, so she had to come clean with him about everything: about having lied to him, smoking with me and so on. Now she's flat-out refusing to go with me anywhere outside the office, and it seems that I'm pretty much fvcked. So I won Round 1, he won Round 2, and I guess we're about to find out just how good people on here really are: WHAT NOW? :)

P.S. If you're one of the people above who responded by saying that I shouldn't go for it, I respect your opinion, but I've made up my mind. My LTR isn't going anywhere, hers isn't either, so we might as well.. I've passed this up many times before and have always regretted it deeply. So please help a friend in need and teach me how to fix this.
 
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PHAT Rabbit said:
Here's my advice... it aint-a-gonna-happen. Look at your last post.. you're outcome dependent son. You're going to fvck this up, because you're too attached to the outcome. I mean sh*t you came onto this forum and posted about it...that's how much this means to you. That's needy as sh*t dude.. and it's the same kind of crap that comes up every day by newbies who ask why my gf dumped me or why can't I get a hot girlfriend.. etc... etc.. It's because, simply, you're coming from a scarcity mentality and you so concerned about how things turn out that you're being so careful that you'll eventually fvck this up on your own.

So my advice.. forget about this chick, drop your current girlfriend because you're obviously not in a relationship that you value, and go out and hit on other women. Gather a host of #s.. go on multiple day2s and produce a harem. From that harem select 1 girl that you like the most and BAM you have a hot girlfriend who might be marriage material. After all isn't that the point of all this sh*t? Well that and the development into better men of course.
Thanks, that's excellent advice and I absolutely intend on doing all that except that I'd still like to fvck her while I'm at it. :D Very good point on not being so outcome-dependent though.. so while not lying to myself and telling myself I don't wanna fvck her while I really do, how do I become less outcome dependent? Thanks again though - I'm gonna go out and find more women ASAP. :)
 

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PHAT Rabbit said:
You answered your own question ;)
Righty-o, but while I'm fvcking the said other women... how do I get this one to go crazy for me, forget about her loser (trust me on this one haha) bf and rape me? :)
 
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