HELP!!!! girl coming over in two hours!!!

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Okay this girl and I have been meesing around for a while, I finally have an open house and invited her to come over. Sex is pretty much guaranteed but my problem is I do not have a lot of experience and I have to make sureeee I please her or else it could ruin me and shell end up telling her friends who are co workers of mine. So I need surefire advice and making sure she orgasms and has a great experience and I dnt look like a rookie. Advice on eating out and the best positions for a guy with a avg sized wanker are. And mb some tips to last longger asap.
 

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believe in yourself, believe your the man and go into the experience like a roman god out to enjoy the pleasures of the woman while trying to give her a good time as well.

Also try not to care to much about messing up and see it as a win-win situation if u get laid cos at least u got to tap it.

Oh yeah eating her out and some good foreplay before sex will help you out and another thing is that sometimes when you feel like coming it may just be because you didn't empty your bladder beforehand and need a piss.
 

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me personally like to come first so i go longer second time if you get me
 

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if you buss quick say nothing just look as if that was nothing and do not say sorry. that is definet afc
 

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two hours

Music!!! Have some music ready to go. But don't make it look like you had music ready to go.
 

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Just dont think too much about it man.. More you think more you gonna suck.

Maybe take a couple of shots to loosen urself up a bit.
 

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Put it in her butt.
 

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She probably never turned up and flaked.

seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.

why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.

PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
 

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what does this guy do... pick a subject to sensationalize about? no followup report??
 

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my fault guys, but yeah she came over as expected. no sex for me :( but i did finger her and she massaged my d1ck. my brother came and ruined everything. although i did meet up with some resistance at 1s -_- for instance she wouldnt let me take off her pants but lets me put my hands in her jeans and grab play with her ass and i fingered her from there HIGH UNCOMFORTABLE for my wrist. she let me move up her bra but only play with her breasts and nipples, everytime i tried to suck on them or take off her bra she wouldnt let me. and she says im fresh with her and calls me a slut lol but in a joking way but i have nothing to counter with?? whenever i try to take off her pants or bra she would look at me and say in a playful way why are you such a slut, your fresh and continue to make out with me. then my bro came and we went to the movies where she rubbed my d1ck... stupid bytch agh. idk any critiques or help?

i feel she was either too nervous or i didnt get her horny enough but i did leave a ****load of hickies on her neck :)
 

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PectoralisMajor said:
She probably never turned up and flaked.

seriously, why the panic????? she's not an alien you know.

why think she has loads of experience in bed, she might be a virgin. ohhh I hope she is a virgin for you ha.

PS, if your not sure what to do, unload over her face when she least expects it. She'l see your a real man and respect you long time :crackup:
LOL well we talked about her past sexual encounters and stuff and its like damn i want to be the best or at least not the worst shes had. a couple of girls make me feel that way like when its my turn i g2give her the best shtooping ever
 

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She's toying with you... she knows she controls the sexual interaction and is having fun with it. Turn the tables on her. Next time you get hot and heavy, just spontaneously stand up and go do something else. She'll be caught completely by surprise. This is called a "freeze-out" and is often useful against last minute resistance. Later, call her over, and after awhile you can initiate again. You're likely to get less LMR after that.
 

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Allurre said:
Act like you're king in bed. Don't even question yourself. Hopefully that helps as an emergency tactic.
also, put on a crown and a red cape if you can't envision yourself as a king in bed very easily.
 

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Captain Harlock said:
also, put on a crown and a red cape if you can't envision yourself as a king in bed very easily.
Is that it? I was thinking much more. :D

I wish i was with my girlfriend at the moment. :)
 

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OzyBoy said:
Is that it? I was thinking much more. :D
No, just completely naked aside from the cape and BK crown. Although a big dildo as a scepter would be a nice touch.
 
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