Hell on Wheels

[cavedweller]

I would say that I am the oldest guy on this site.

So, I am posting this to any of you dudes that post or lurk here and are not getting any poon..

Life is short.

You need to look in the mirror, reach down into your gut and soul and suck it up..You need to work to change yourself and become:

Hell on Wheels

Because, the dude that is Hell on Wheels gets all the poon.

cavedweller

 

[SandHawk]

Cool story bro

 

[terran2k]

so are you getting poon now?

 

[PapiChulo]

lol at 80 years of age, its just about time.

 

[cavedweller]

2k,

Yea, I have a new girlfriend and she is f****** my brains out..

BTW, one of the keys to great sex is afterplay...What I mean here is that after you make love kick it in..Always kick it in..

Afterplay is more important (to a woman) than foreplay..

(a lot of dudes don't know this)

Try it, because, she won't know what hit her...

Trust me on this one..................................................

cavedweller

 

[justkyle]

define afterplay ma cave dwellin brotha.... I got the basics down slot a tab b shyt but this afterplay is a whole new ball game..... Enlighten me

 

[mikeyb]

good post but I would also like to know what this "afterplay" business is...

 

[londonzen]

me3

 

[cavedweller]

Guys,

Afterplay is the secret to good love making..(most dudes don't know this)

Afterplay is all about her and you must be in total control.

example:

When you two are finished making love you say to her:

"Don't move."--Then you bring her 2 wash rags--one that is wet and warm and another one that is dry.

You have set the stage, because, you took control..

You now control the conversation, mood and the affection..(she has never seen anything like this before)

The key is not to 'hit it and get it' or fall asleep, but, the key is to kick in your game..

Now play you best game---Afterplay, afterplay, afterplay

cavedweller------AKA Hell on Hells

 

[cavedweller]

oops.....

cavedweller--AKA Hell on Wheels

Sorry, I had a long night, because, she was f********** my brains out..

 

[HeyPachuco!]

One does not simply Hell On Wheels into Mordor, but ...





Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!

 

[justkyle]

*bump*
thank you sir!!

 

[cavedweller]

Afterplay,

A woman can get d1ck and foreplay anywhere, but, she would have to sleep with 1,000 dudes to find just one with a good afterplay game..

Trust me here..

Try it..

cavedweller