Height comeback

[SomethingCreative]

Im a pretty short guy for 17 (5'3) and people like to make fun of the shortness a lot lol. So anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any good " your short" comebacks besides im big in the pants or soemthing stupid like that which everyone has heard 3 billion times.

 

[jonny football hero]

i'd just look them up and down with a "you can talk" look, and then win them over with your winning personality.

 

[SomethingCreative]

I dont understand what you are saying lol... I have no problem winning people over with my personality, just first impressions mean a lot and a lot of times people think im younger then i am because of my height

 

[jonny football hero]

I meant, look whoever it is up and down, like your thinking "i dont give a **** what you think but i'm not going to say anything."

 

[Vigilante7]

I thought of this spontaneously

"Well / DOnt worry (to girls say dont worry) it isnt short down there (look at d1ck)"

Something that you can relate ur d1ck to ur height, u know what i mean.........

 

[MongooseDog]

Hey man, I feel ya. I'm 5'3" too. But, then again I'm only 15. Most people around here don't really care. I'm pretty built, so I think my shortness just brings out my muscles more. But, just don't worry about any crap. Just let it be obvious that you like yourself the way you are (height included) and their opinion that you ain't tall enough really won't make you go home and have a good cry. Just be you and love it man! That's all I can say. ~Craig~