typical
Master Don Juan
So there is a new girl lets call her S that's moved into our office level as temp cover for one of the warpigs that has gone on maternity leave. After a few quick convos with me and I bet a little digging around with my workmates this chick has found out that I used to fight as a amateur kickboxer. Long story short chick is surprised that unlike all the other chumps working there why I'm not all over her and now with the knowledge of my past fighting her interest levels have hit the roof.
Just out of the random she starts to have a little playfight with me down the corridor and I give her some slack about not knowing how to throw a punch. I pull her to the side and show her a few things and she's digging the isolation and close proximity. Then in walks in mr white knight beta chump fagg0t lets call him C and tells me I'm teaching her the wrong way and decides to point out the flaws.
So I ask him, (knowing that this loser has never thrown a punch at anyone in his life let alone ever gone to the gym), well mr know it all seeing as you've had so many fights in the ring what is it that I'm doing wrong. To be honest I wasn't even remotely interested in teaching S anything except just to get a little feely touchy and I'm sure she didn't care for anything else either.
S laughs at my comment and tells me not to be mean, C retorts with "you don't have to fight to know how to throw a punch", this agitates me a little cause here is some guy that has no clue what he's talking about trying to be a hero and save this chick from the evil guy me from hitting on this girl in a secluded corridor. I turn on some music on my phone and it randomly plays nelly- where the party at and S and I walk away from C talking about my gangsta taste in music.
Later on the day S tags along with me and a few other workmates to have lunch with us and during our convo at lunch we're talking about how a guy leaves his wife and kids for a month to go fishing. (some local low level celebrity gossip). I say that maybe he got bored of the woman and her constant rubbish and needed time off, we have a little laugh and then out of the blue C pops around the corner and decides to add in his 2 cents about how the guy is a coward and can't handle the daily stress of being married.
Around this point I'm sitting there contemplating on if I should get up and have a word with C but I laugh it off because he's taking some celebs life issues so seriously which everyone else at the table has a decent laugh at because it's true.
Now this happened a few days ago and since then I've seen this C guy jump into many convos with people and decide to put in his chumpish 2 cents in. (Or maybe I'm picking this up more due to him trying to ****block me earlier). But every time I've chopped him down with a few funny words he gives me the most evil looks as if I'm some evil fiend out to steal all the girls he's got a crush on or something.
Should I continue to ridicule him or take him aside and tell him straight up that his game is weak and it needs work, a part of me wants to help him but the other part wants to punch his face cause he ain't getting any action and these days he seems to be on my case trying to block me off from any of the new hot temps that have come in for the Christmas/New year period.
Just out of the random she starts to have a little playfight with me down the corridor and I give her some slack about not knowing how to throw a punch. I pull her to the side and show her a few things and she's digging the isolation and close proximity. Then in walks in mr white knight beta chump fagg0t lets call him C and tells me I'm teaching her the wrong way and decides to point out the flaws.
So I ask him, (knowing that this loser has never thrown a punch at anyone in his life let alone ever gone to the gym), well mr know it all seeing as you've had so many fights in the ring what is it that I'm doing wrong. To be honest I wasn't even remotely interested in teaching S anything except just to get a little feely touchy and I'm sure she didn't care for anything else either.
S laughs at my comment and tells me not to be mean, C retorts with "you don't have to fight to know how to throw a punch", this agitates me a little cause here is some guy that has no clue what he's talking about trying to be a hero and save this chick from the evil guy me from hitting on this girl in a secluded corridor. I turn on some music on my phone and it randomly plays nelly- where the party at and S and I walk away from C talking about my gangsta taste in music.
Later on the day S tags along with me and a few other workmates to have lunch with us and during our convo at lunch we're talking about how a guy leaves his wife and kids for a month to go fishing. (some local low level celebrity gossip). I say that maybe he got bored of the woman and her constant rubbish and needed time off, we have a little laugh and then out of the blue C pops around the corner and decides to add in his 2 cents about how the guy is a coward and can't handle the daily stress of being married.
Around this point I'm sitting there contemplating on if I should get up and have a word with C but I laugh it off because he's taking some celebs life issues so seriously which everyone else at the table has a decent laugh at because it's true.
Now this happened a few days ago and since then I've seen this C guy jump into many convos with people and decide to put in his chumpish 2 cents in. (Or maybe I'm picking this up more due to him trying to ****block me earlier). But every time I've chopped him down with a few funny words he gives me the most evil looks as if I'm some evil fiend out to steal all the girls he's got a crush on or something.
Should I continue to ridicule him or take him aside and tell him straight up that his game is weak and it needs work, a part of me wants to help him but the other part wants to punch his face cause he ain't getting any action and these days he seems to be on my case trying to block me off from any of the new hot temps that have come in for the Christmas/New year period.