Heading to the club this saturday. What to test....

[Deus]

Well, here I am.

I'm biting the bullet, taking a big bite on the snake head, grabbing my balls and charging head-first into the meatmarket.

I'm short (just 6's), tubby, and got glasses, BUT I'm going anyway
(that is, IF my paycheck arrives in time, *grumble* otherwise it'll be next weekend).

I've decided to do alot of "stupid" things (to me that is) and see what works.
Some promises I've made to myself to try this time;

*crank myself inbetween 2 girls dancin'.
(trying to pass off as just trying to get past them, then start dancin with 'em instead).

*Walk up to ANY and ALL redheads in there, and initiate conversation.

*If I see the psycho I met last time at the club, run like bloody 'ell! :woo:

*Actively try NOT to get a rib cracked for once....

SO, anybody got any SERIOUS ideas that needs fieldtesting, or know some good suff that works, toss 'em in here, and I'll try 'em out. As many as I find the time to try.
(yes, I KNOW I'm gonna make a complete ass of myself, but I'll blame it on being drunk out of my senses if anybody tries to remind me of it.....:crackup: )

//Deus

 

[kk2004]

hmm

well pull out ur **** and try to slap a girl and ask her if ur pre *** tastes good, that usually lets them know whose the man.

 

[PeeGee]

Back in the day I thought 'crashing and burning' and 'not giving a damn over rejections' was a big deal. Then I realised that even though I could care less whether I was rejected, I still had problems knowing how to converse, how to eject with her, stupid stuff like that.

Learn/practice what really matters

 

[catch]

keep your convos light, heres somthing for you to try, its a numbers game..

approach as many girls as you can and keep what you say structured... heres the structure;

approach;
break ice, ask questions and start light, funny talk.

get interest;
make them laugh, smile a lot, get them curious about you, give them some think amasing to think about or just HAVE FUN WITH THEM.

close them;
ask them for a number, a date, kiss, definatly a dance, if there is no dance floor, suggest a different bar with one... when you close her be, confident, posotive towards her and not to pushy.

so this game is about numbers, so do these three steps to as many girls as you can, and see the results man...

laws-
1 in 10 will say yes.. thats nine rejections before a posotive response.. deal with that, get used to it, its a numbers game...

smile all the time, its contageous, you smile so will they and they will be more open to you...

only give up when your on a high, when at least 5 women have responded to you with a posotive reaction, never give up on the first no!

and thats thats, give it a go and let me know how you did, and we can talk about it... catch

 

[Deus]

LOL, slappin' a girl in the face with it is a waste of time, and besides, even though I know the bouncers, I'd be flying downstairs in NOTIME =)

Aye, Peegee, I have little or no trouble talking to girls, IRL that is, I hate the phone...

@Catch, That's actually a rather "safe" tip you got there =) I'll try that....
(and yes, I WILL post a FR sunday morning when waking up.... unless the gorgeus skank lying next to me wants to "save water" in the shower, then I'll post it after the shower

I just remembered a little thing a mate of mine pulled when we were doing our military service, he walked up to the most GORGEUS girl in the club, looked at her, Up, down and up. Then said "nope, not good enugh" and walked off. Believe me, you'd have to use a crowbar to get her of him for the rest of the night. Most hb8.5+:es have never been dissed... He did this multiple times during our time there... It worked in roughly 1/4 girls.

I think I'll try that....

There's another technique, done by another mate from the military, though I'm not gonna try it anywhere NEAR a place/town somebody might know me...

He walked up to EVERY girl in the place, starting at the hottest, and working his way down. He simply asked "wanna fack? no strings attached." he NEVER walked home alone. It actually worked on around 1/50 girls... and he did it about an hour or so before closing time (when people are beginning to get desperate ).

//Deus

 

[Sasha]

There is this one thing I allways wanted to test out. Maybe you could do it for me

When you are outside some club and yet haven't gone in and see a group of hot chicks! And I mean HOT HOT HOT! Approach them and say straight up "I need you to do me a favor. I want to go in that club and make every guy jelous! So I thought If I could borrow 2 of you for like 2 min to walk with me inside!" Then give them a big grin and wait

If they approve, Take one in both arm and get in there like a king

 

[Deus]

Hmm. good thought there Sasha =)

I'll try it if the opportunity strikes, I'm a smoker, so I tend to head out once every other hour or so anyways...

Oh, and just to let you guys know, a mate has borrowed me money, so I WILL head out tomorrow =)

//Deus

 

[XtremeRacingDiva]

Maybe you should worry about just going out and having fun with your friends instead of girls.... seeing as you are a DORK and cant successfuly get a girl

 

[Deus]

*sigh*

Diva, are you really a complete ass, or are you just trying hard to be one??

People like you, are one of the reasons I seldom post on this board, but thankfully, there are also people, like Shezzler, sasha, katch, pegee, and alot more, who are actually decent human beings.

Grow up Diva, if you don't have anything worth saying, don't post. It's as simple as that.

//Deus

 

[G-Man UK]

'People like you, are one of the reasons I seldom post on this board, but thankfully, there are also people, like Shezzler, sasha, katch, pegee, and alot more, who are actually decent human beings.'

You forgot G-man, how rude.




Respect

G-man

 

[Deus]

Sorry mate, I think you ended up in the "alot more" category of people I can't remember ALL off you can I

//Deus

 

[XtremeRacingDiva]

Originally posted by Deus
Grow up Diva, if you don't have anything worth saying, don't post. It's as simple as that.

//Deus

Seriously if you cant simply have to ask about "pick up lines" and how to pick up females....which there are a thousand posts about... you need to stay your azz at home and not post about it. Its a public forum you posted and wanted opinions...and here's mines!

 

[Deus]

Originally posted by Deus
SO, anybody got any SERIOUS ideas that needs fieldtesting, or know some good suff that works, toss 'em in here, and I'll try 'em out. As many as I find the time to try.

Where in that quote does it say that I want GENERAL and slightly OFFTOPIC comments/oppinions??

Ah well, you're on /ignore detail in my book from now on, since it appears you didn't even read my first post in this topic.

Have a nice life
//Deus.

 

[TonyTheTigerOI]

Well Ive already field tested all of this stuff but you should definatly work it into youre routine:

Be half dancing and singing along to the song, enjoying yourself. Whenever a hot girl walks by or you walk by a hot girl, bump your ass against hers to the rhythm... but DONT innitiate conversation or even LOOK at her. Just hold the rhythm and go wild... if she plays along then spin so youre ass is against her ass (you are back to back) and shake to the rhythm like you would if you were grinding. After a minute spin her around, take her by the hand and pull her close to grind as normal.

When you dance and you are sweaty walk to the bar, get the HBs attension and tell her "Could you hand me a napkin (point)" She will. Then just break into... "thanks, god, Im dying here. I cant walk past the damn dancefloor without two drunken sorority girls attacking me!" And continue on with your routine.

Bum a smoke, then continue with your routine.

When dancing, you should change your style for every song. When you change yours, it should affect her dance as well... tell her exactly what you want. "Turn around, skip a beat and go slow" It puts them in the right frame.

Whenever you see girls with tierras or other party knickknacks inquire about the occasion. If its a batchlorette party congradulate the girl, and ask her friends about the fiance/the wedding. This is ALWAYS a 10 min conversation good for some solid rapport.

Thats all I got off the top of my head.

In response to other posters:

-Sasha that is a bad pickup. You let them know right off the bat that if THEY walk in with YOU that other girls will not be JEALOUS of THEM. You have already lost. A better pickup would be:

"Hey, look, I came out for some fresh air and noticed you walkin buy... I have to ask a favor of you. Ive only been here for half an hour, Im waiting for my cousin to meet me here, but all these desperate, slutty girls keep hounding me at the bar, its impossible to just relax and enjoy my drink. If you would take a moment to walk in and have a drink with me, Im sure your looks would be intimidating enough for the rest of the girls to leave me alone"

She will probly be shocked that you are using her as a scarecrow, so continue...

"Normally I wouldnt ask, but you are incredibly sexy, and the way you carry yourself is really intimidating. Down right scary!" (this is where you laugh)

Ive actually used stuff LIKE this before, never in the context you provided it though. ::shrug:: give it a try?

Diva... there is nothing wrong with a man walking out of his house one night in the hopes of returning a more confident, charismatic, charming man... so that one day he can be truely happy, and share that happyness with a woman. You are just angry because no one wants to share it with you. Grow up.

 

[XtremeRacingDiva]

Re: Re: Heading to the club this saturday. What to test....

Originally posted by Deus
Where in that quote does it say that I want GENERAL and slightly OFFTOPIC comments/oppinions??

Ah well, you're on /ignore detail in my book from now on, since it appears you didn't even read my first post in this topic.

Have a nice life
//Deus.

an opinion is an opinion

Offtopic? LOL I told you not to bother with the crap that is spewing out of your keyboard. That actually on topic...

but then again you have the option of putting me on ignore and be the bigger man and not reply to my posts! :crackup:

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by Deus
Well, here I am.

*Walk up to ANY and ALL redheads in there, and initiate conversation.
//Deus

.......that's.......... a pretty rare hair-color, how many girls do you expect to approach?

 

[Deus]

Field report for this little outing.

BIG thumbs down for this weekend.

The place was all but deserted. The only cute girls there, where my mates GFs and a potential GF for an AFC mate of mine.

Though, I did probably save a fellow DJ from getting killed or beaten up.

I spent most of the evening stopping my bloody AFC mate's girl from hooking up with someone else, me and my wingman could EASILY have gotten her into bed, but out of respect for our darn AFC mate, we didn't.

High point though, is that the AFCs "girl" has her mind set on setting me and wing up with some of her GFs (both she and them are Bi-sexuals ) She got kinda pissed at me for "saving" the guy that kissed her, by explaining the situation, but me and my wing talked to her, explaining the situation. She hadn't even noticed that our mate was interested... :crackup:

It appears that she doesn't have high oppinions about our mate, but atleast she wants to hang out with US, *shrugs* ah well, atleast she's a good source to getting more HBs into the gang

Funnily, she's one of the best wingmen I've had, when we first met her some months ago, her and I teamed up against some girls. they didn't know what hit 'em :cheer:

Ah well, more hopes for next weekend, there SHOULD be a decent crowd then atleast.

Now, I'm off to beat the living out of a certain AFC, cya laters all!

//Deus

 

[Q-Pid]

Bisexual woman for a wingman...GENIUS!

 

[zerocelcius]

Ignore all woman there. Walk up to the speaker stack. Forget everything but the music. Dance! Dance damn it!!! Dance like you have never danced before!!!!!!

Have fun for you! Go home happy watch porn, wack off, go to sleep. Wake up hit on the girl at the coffee house.

 

[Deus]

LOL... I allways dance. ALOT.... maybe too much.. ah well, atleast me and my mate's have dominated nearly all dancefloors we've sat foot upon.

good idea, but I don't have any coffee houses close...

Oh, I've forgotten to post about THIS weekend..... it was a little more people than last time... (things will pick up, the worse the weather gets...).

Lesee, DIDN'T get a rib cracked (check)

Didn't see the psychoos, so no runnin' was neccesary... (check)

DID walk up to the one red head that was there (beside's my female "wingman"...). Unfortunately, the poor lass was freaked out by my Bi-sexual wing.... (check)

did crank myself inbetween 2 girls dancin'. *ahem* well, actually, was dragged by the bi-wing that liked the looks on one of 'em.... Unfortunately, she tried to ram my face, and one of the girls faces together for a kiss.. kinda scared 'em off... (check)

Talked to a girl whilst smoking outside... unfortunately, she'd heard of me through "friends" and didn't want to get involved in the chaos that is reffered to as "my life"... She'd heard some of the "bad" parts of my life.... DAMN! and she was a cutie too....

@sasha, I did walk in like a king... the bi-wing in one arm, a random girl the bi-wing had chatted up, and a mate of random girl... behind me came the rest of my mates..... Unfortunately, a certain wing managed to scare 'em off...

Note to self after this weekend... Teach the darn bi-girl some manners.......

//Deus