HB Stalker comes into my bed in the middlle of the night, Dong Fu Freezout

[Dongfu]

Last night I'm sleeping and suddenly I hear someone come into my room. I knew it was a girl, but I was dreaming it was this brazillian girl I've been hanging with. But it wasnt. It was this other girl from Jeruselem who is visiting the island. I slept with her a couple times, but she started getting wierd, so I avoided her. I thought she was going to leave soon, but she extended her trip. :cuss:

She is pretty hot. Almond, smooth skin, long soft brown hair, big tits, and she has the kind of pvssy hair that is really silky soft, and not that much hair.

When I realized it's her, I pretended to keep sleeping. I was pissed off, and I really didnt want her there at all, but I was scared to tell her to beat it, because some of these foreign women get all nuts. So I just kept my back to her, all the time thinking about the other brazillian girl.

She keeps, rubbing her pvssy on my hand, and putting my hand between her legs, and rubbing her tits all over me and trying to grab my thing. But I positioned myself so she couldnt really. :crackup:

Now, in any other situation I would have been stoked, but I dont want to mess things up with the other girl. After a long time she finally gave up and left, and said how much will power I had. I almost was going to f her, but I didnt want her to think it's okay to show up univited. ANd I cant lock my house. If the other girl would have been there it would have been bad.

To top it off, she came from a bon fire. So when she left, my bed smelled like smoke, and I had just washed my sheets, and my hands smelled like pvssy, and I sleep with my hand close to my face, so I all I smelled was smokey, pvssy smell. And she left the door open and let in some mosquitos. So I ended up lying there for a couple hours in limbo. :cuss:

Has anyone else ever had a girl do this. I've had stalkers, but this is a little beyond my realm of expertese. I'm kind of concerned that this girl is going to make problems for me, as alot of us go to the same beaches, parties etc. Any other sage dong fu masters want to offer some advice? :nervous:

 

[Maxtro]

LOL, the scent of smoked pvssy.

Is the bon fire thing pretty common in Hawaii? Theres a girl that I'm working on who's from there. She said that she loved to go to bon fire.

 

[DJVladdy]

Aight homie, ima give u the answer that you are searching for, cuz you like people to stroke your ego huh?
I wish i had your problems brotha.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Roll it up and smoke that pu$$y.

 

[Dongfu]

LOL, the scent of smoked pvssy.

Is the bon fire thing pretty common in Hawaii? Theres a girl that I'm working on who's from there. She said that she loved to go to bon fire.

Yeah, here most of the fun things to do revolve around the beach. The beaches here are different than the united states. There are alot of beaches where nobody lives close by, so it's cool to make big fires on the beach.

 

[cyraid]

I too wish I had your problems!!

 

[L777]

Way to boast.....come on man you're 31, knock it off.

 

[Dongfu]

Way to boast.....come on man you're 31, knock it off.

I know this post might sound like boasting, but really, that was not the intention. Some of my bros here have had to deal with this kind of situation also, and it was tough for them as well. Think about it. How would you feel if you just met this amazing girl, who you would love to have as a girlfriend. But when she sleeps over at you house, your wondering in the back of your head if this other crazy biatch is going to show up uninvited and make trouble. :cuss:

I am sincerely asking for advice on this situation, from other posters who may have had to deal with this. Because the more you ignore a stalker like this, the more you try to explain that you're not interested, the more interested and determined they become, usually. One of the only solutions I can think of is to act like I cant live without her, and do all kinds of AFC things until she really thinks I'm a joke and moves on. But of course I'm not going to do that.

In my book, suggest keeping all the women that you have slept with in a kind of continuation plan, like a gold member, or platinum plus member of your Dong club. Then you will always have a reserve a poon to call on in times of need. But I dont need this particular customer who has clearly violated the terms of the agreement.. Is there another way, besides a restaining order? :crazy:

 

[yep]

This is simple. If she is obviously crazy, then all these type of women will do is **** up your social life, love life, and general happiness. She will try and drive other girls off, manipulate people into hating you, and leech on to you and not leave your side while disrespecting your time, property, and general self respect....and i'm serious. These women are not "women" they are the opposite of what people want to be around in life.

The best way to get rid of devil *****es is to reverse the attraction. Tell her with a serious face you dont want to hurt her feelings but she is not the type of girl you want to be around. Be a man and put your foot down, if you dont want her tell her.

I'm going to go out on a limb here but you may also want to secure the fact that she is crazy to your peeps b/c she could say that you raped her, hit her, emotionally abused her, that you did these things to someone else, ect.

Crazy women are truley are problem that you DONT want to have. If you would rather have a piece of ass over extreme and unfufilling drama..then be my guest.

 

[Dilberto]

Dong....your website is down- wassup wit dat? Pay your bills!

 

[Dongfu]

This is simple. If she is obviously crazy, then all these type of women will do is **** up your social life, love life, and general happiness. She will try and drive other girls off, manipulate people into hating you, and leech on to you and not leave your side while disrespecting your time, property, and general self respect....and i'm serious. These women are not "women" they are the opposite of what people want to be around in life.

The best way to get rid of devil *****es is to reverse the attraction. Tell her with a serious face you dont want to hurt her feelings but she is not the type of girl you want to be around. Be a man and put your foot down, if you dont want her tell her.

I'm going to go out on a limb here but you may also want to secure the fact that she is crazy to your peeps b/c she could say that you raped her, hit her, emotionally abused her, that you did these things to someone else, ect.




Crazy women are truley are problem that you DONT want to have. If you would rather have a piece of ass over extreme and unfufilling drama..then be my guest.

Good advice, thanks. The light at the end of the tunnel here is that she goes back to her homeland in december. In the meantime I will definately talk with her. But, remember, she is living with friends of mine, and we all hang around alot of the same people here, so this situation is extra touchy. Bottom, line, I am learning that it is better for me to not fvck women who I dont want a relationship with.

 

[Dongfu]

Dong....your website is down- wassup wit dat? Pay your bills!

Sorry, havent been using the site lately. I have been sending the book to literary agents for review. Getting some positive feedback, so I will likely stop selling it online. I dont have the time. But for the bro's here, the Ebook is free by request.

 

[Play the Game]

She'll be back for more Dongfu ****...

 

[L777]

I know this post might sound like boasting, but really, that was not the intention. Some of my bros here have had to deal with this kind of situation also, and it was tough for them as well. Think about it. How would you feel if you just met this amazing girl, who you would love to have as a girlfriend. But when she sleeps over at you house, your wondering in the back of your head if this other crazy biatch is going to show up uninvited and make trouble. :cuss:

I am sincerely asking for advice on this situation, from other posters who may have had to deal with this. Because the more you ignore a stalker like this, the more you try to explain that you're not interested, the more interested and determined they become, usually. One of the only solutions I can think of is to act like I cant live without her, and do all kinds of AFC things until she really thinks I'm a joke and moves on. But of course I'm not going to do that.

In my book, suggest keeping all the women that you have slept with in a kind of continuation plan, like a gold member, or platinum plus member of your Dong club. Then you will always have a reserve a poon to call on in times of need. But I dont need this particular customer who has clearly violated the terms of the agreement.. Is there another way, besides a restaining order? :crazy:

Well I'm younger so you're probably better equipped to deal with it than me, but I had a similar situation not so long ago.

The only thing (and the right thing) to do is tell them straight up, that you don't want to see them anymore. No BS, no games, just man up and tell her.

 

[Last Man Standing]

She wasn't smelling like smoke because of the bonfire - it was because the hor was in-heat and she was looking for you to put the fire out - she probably burned to death in her sleep!

 

[Phyzzle]

Buy a door for your house? One with a lock . . . ?

 

[Dongfu]

She wasn't smelling like smoke because of the bonfire - it was because the hor was in-heat and she was looking for you to put the fire out - she probably burned to death in her sleep!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

My kind of humor

 

[marinetti]

Dongfu, I think you're f***ing awesome

 

[Dongfu]

Buy a door for your house? One with a lock . . . ?

Actually I cant do that. Now some of you guys are really gonna laugh at me. I gave up living in my nice 4 bedroom house on the Big Island of Hawaii (the ghetto Island) to move to Kauai (the jewel of hawaii.) After my mom passed away recently, my godmother offered me a free place to live on her land. But the dwellings on her land are like big sophisticated tents, with beds and electricity and stuff. They are actually really cool, but I cant lock it.

I was thinking I could set booby traps and put chicken wire all around my tent to catch HB intruders. Only I would know the safe way to pass, and all the stalker types will be stuck around the peremeter, arguing over who fvcked me first :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Jaxon]

I know what you're talking about. A girl my buddy f*cked when he was hammered turned completely psycho and won't leave him alone. She got into his house by climbing through an unlocked window above his sink and hopped in bed with him. He slept through the whole thing and didn't notice she was there until he woke up...by which time she was asleep so he took off.
Another time she came over to his house demanding to see him and his roommate answered the door. He had told his roommate to tell her that he wasn't home. The roommate told her that but she didn't believe it and demanded to search each and every room. The roommate let her in and my buddy actually hid in a crawl space in the attic while she searched through the house.
He's being a giant p*ssy about the whole thing and I told him as much, but he's not a confrontational guy and refuses to tell her to leave him the hell alone. I offered to tell her for him but he doesn't want me to. What'reugonnado...