Naughty Ninja said:
This long "cool" story by the O.P. incel troll never happened.
I appreciate the advice you have gave me in the past man, but i aint no troll.
I'll update.
As i was walking up to the bar this evening she texted me:
20:39 Her: Pleb
Honestly lads this is true. I know this whole story sounds weird, but i'm genuine & i appreciate the advice you lads have given me.
I rang her & she rejected.
So i walked up to the bar, supping my pint & heard my phone.
She had left me three texts.
20;48 pleb
21:00 Lick me car bonnet man
21:00 Or even better a plug
Couple of my pals were discussing texting. I said "here look at this birds crack man " They laughed there heads off & said "this bird is hilarious..shes having your life" We were discussing what to send each bird we were texting. Which is an interestin topic for another day.
Me: 21:56 My pals think your hilarious
Her: 21:56 You have'nt got any pals.
Me: Enough of the childish behaviour, So are we meeting up this week?
Her 23:25: I'm working tomorrow & friday.
Me 23:28: Natalie the nurse.
Her: 23:29 Ryan the secret sheep shagger.
Me: 23:55 Al meet at bar saturday. What time is best for you?
ME: 00:50 Most of the time i do what i want, when i want on my terms. Just the way i am.
Me: Oh yes & apparently were both spoiled brats.