Has a fat girl ever done this to you?

yake

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A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
 

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yake said:
A few days a go I went by a fat girl and her girlfriend (platonic, I guess^^) on my bike. I think I may know her, but I aint sure. As I was passing them the friend screamed "she loves you" after me. I drove on.
She wasn't monstrously obese and had an alright face, but certainly too fat to be worth the effort.
Has this happened to any of you before? Has she just dramatically lowered her standards and now consideres me in her league? Or does she really think I'm attractive?
It was a trap. She was trying to get your attention so that she could eat you.
That´s nothing special. Fat chicks need love to, bro.
 

yake

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LMAO^^Eat me^^.
Well, at least I'd be the first healthy, high protein meal she's had in a while, I guess.
:rockon:
 

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how fat is she? bellies can be pretty good... unless its like taken over the whole body X_x.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Um first, if "her friend" said that the other girl loves you it could just be a joke. maybe not but it's possible.
 

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go offer her some donuts bro
 
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