Hardest Phone Number Pick-up EVER!! [VERY LONG]

[jwchin]

I went clubbing last nite at a club in Toronto. I was there with about 10 of my friends. Anyways, we were all dancing near the bar, when I spot this cute girl (S) dancing with her friend (B) right beside our group.

So, I approach them both and start some small talk with them (Usual stuff: school, classes, where you from). So we're talking for about 10 minutes and I offer to buy them a drink. We go to bar and get a few shots, then we get back on the dance floor to dance.

After about another 10 minutes of additional small talk and dancing, I lean over to (S) and say:

ME: I had a great time talking with you, I'm gonna go back to my friends now, what's your number?
HER: Wow, that was fast, let's dance some more.

We dance a little more

HER: You seem like a player, I think that you are just gonna add my number to your collection, you will hit on other girls after you leave me.

[That is probably true =)]

ME: No, you looked like an interesting girl, I just wanted to know you more.
HER: Define "interesting"
ME: You looked like an interesting girl, I just wanted to know you more.
HER: Well, if you wanna know about me, what do you wanna know?

At this point I'm pissed.

ME: What do you do for fun? What kinda food do you like? What kinda music you listen to?
HER: Very smooth answer. What would you do if I gave you my number later.
ME: I like a challenge.
HER: Why are you wearing sunglasses?

[I wear blue tinted sunglasses in the club]

ME: Because I look good in them.
HER: I wanna see you ask me for my number in the light, so I can see your eyes, and see if you are honest.

We dance for a few more minutes

HER: Why aren't you going back to your friends? You must want my number badly!
ME: Let's go talk.
HER: I have to go to the bathroom.

So we both leave for the bathroom. I was really mad at this point, so I pissed fast and went back to my friends. A few minutes go by and my sis tells me that those girls are waiting for me at the men's bathroom. So I go back to the bathroom.

I talk to B, and she tells me that they were waiting for me. All three of us go back to dance floor. I talk to S again.

ME: So were you guys waiting for me back there?
HER: There's not much to wait for... What do you have to say to that?
ME: I'm speechless, I have nothing to say to you.
HER: I like that answer, it was very honest.

So, we dance for a few more minutes, and my sis tells me she wants to go home. I take this oppotunity to say bye to all my friends and I talk to S.

ME: I have to go now.
HER: Why so soon? I wanna dance with you more.
ME: My sis wants to go now. This is your last chance to gimme your number.

At this point she finally gives it to me.

I'm probably gonna wait a week before calling her and asking her out for a date.

What do you guys think of the situation????

 

[BobbDobbs]

I think she called your bluff a couple times.

I don't know how far you'll get with her, but she is good practice for handling tough questioners. Lame comebacks aren't going to cut it with her. I think she's heard a few of them before.

 

[DonJohn83]

Originally posted by jwchin
ME: So were you guys waiting for me back there?
HER: There's not much to wait for... What do you have to say to that?

YOU with a smile: Have a good night. *Walk away*

Chicks like this aren't worth the time,
DonJohn83

 

[Tantric]

NEXT!!!

I NEVER liked the chicks in Toronto...they all seemed messed up.

Here's my 2 cents...


"So we're talking for about 10 minutes and I offer to buy them a drink."

MISTAKE #1

"We go to bar and get a few shots, then we get back on the dance floor to dance."

PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO GET HER OFF (THE DANCE FLOOR ) TO SPEAK WITH HER MORE ONE ON ONE.

"HER: Wow, that was fast, let's dance some more."

IF SHE WAS INTO YOU, SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN HER NUMBER TO YOU THEN.

"HER: You seem like a player, I think that you are just gonna add my number to your collection, you will hit on other girls after you leave me."
ME: No, you looked like an interesting girl, I just wanted to know you more.
HER: Define "interesting"
ME: You looked like an interesting girl, I just wanted to know you more.
HER: Well, if you wanna know about me, what do you wanna know?"

At this point I'm pissed.

YOU'RE PISSED BECAUSE SHE IS DISSING YOU!!!!! I WOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY AND WORKED ON A MORE FUN GIRL THAN THIS ONE!

"ME: What do you do for fun? What kinda food do you like? What kinda music you listen to?
HER: Very smooth answer. What would you do if I gave you my number later.
ME: I like a challenge."

THIS ISN'T BEING A CHALLENGE, THIS IS HER BLOWING YOU OFF. AFTERALL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF SHE GIVES IT TO YOU NOW, OR IN 1 HOUR? SHE'S GIVING YOU THE RUN-AROUND.

"HER: Why are you wearing sunglasses?

[I wear blue tinted sunglasses in the club]

ME: Because I look good in them.
HER: I wanna see you ask me for my number in the light, so I can see your eyes, and see if you are honest."

WTF??????

"HER: Why aren't you going back to your friends? You must want my number badly!
ME: Let's go talk.
HER: I have to go to the bathroom.

ANOTHER DISS...HMMM THAT'S #4...CAN WE SEE IF THERE'S A #5???

"ME: So were you guys waiting for me back there?
HER: There's not much to wait for... What do you have to say to that?
ME: I'm speechless, I have nothing to say to you.
HER: I like that answer, it was very honest."

YUP...THAT'S #5

ME: I have to go now.
HER: Why so soon? I wanna dance with you more.

?????? THINK CHICK IS MESSED...ATTENTION WH0RE ALERT!!! ATTENTION WH0RE ALERT!!!

At this point she finally gives it to me.

I'm probably gonna wait a week before calling her and asking her out for a date.

PERSONALLY I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER. IF SHE WAS THIS MUCH OF A BIATCH NOW, IMAGINE WHAT SHE'LL BE LIKE ON A DATE!!! NOTHING LIKE HANGING OUT WITH WOMEN WHO PISS YOU OFF...

Seriously though, she seems like she'll be a high maintenance biatch, but let us know how it goes.

 

[white_hype]

if she was really really hot, go for it, otherwise, meet her at a party or club and try to get a piece quick and if she is still being a b1tch or rejects you, just leave her and move on

 

[weehee]

hey . that girl have the right, i mean clubs are full of weirdos. all of you are pissed of cause she doesnt give up her number easyly.

 

[wolfsbaneforever]

I NEVER liked the chicks in Toronto...they all seemed messed up.

I am from Toronto, and what Tantric says is very true.
Its so true, that people in Toronto think that its normal.

**** Toronto & its Women, but don't expect it to be easy.

 

[Page]

First off, I never sarge in clubs. Chicks there tend to be in attention wh*re mode, and they are only there to be hit on by guys and to have chumps buy them drinks.




I always do pickups on the street in regular everyday life.


In cases like that, chicks often have their bytch shields down, and they're easy pickings for an adept DJ.

 

[Imbrondir]

Nice challenge...
The problem is that she is set up as the jury.
"Very smooth answer.... yadayda...etc"
You were given plenty of opportunities to turn the tables.

Originally posted by jwchin



HER: You seem like a player, I think that you are just gonna add my number to your collection, you will hit on other girls after you leave me.


a) Yes, i just forgot my goldchain and phone cataloge at home. What was your name again? ;-)
b) [risky] I like the exitement and mystique of meeting new people
c) Your way... which leads to an easier option...


HER: Well, if you wanna know about me, what do you wanna know?

Can you cook? <pause> I am looking for somebody who can take cook, wash and make money for me, while I'm at home watching simpsons or go bowling

Offcourse.... it's much easier to find good responses while not being in the moment....

 

[kyokon]

HER: ...you will hit on other girls after you leave me.

kyokon: hey, good idea. Bye!

 

[bp1974]

Not a bad attempt, but you gave her the power too many times when she was begging you to take control.

ME: I had a great time talking with you, I'm gonna go back to my friends now, what's your number?
HER: Wow, that was fast, let's dance some more.

We dance a little more

She tells you to stay and dance, so you immediately forget that you were meant to go back to your friends. You should have left. She even told you as much a few minutes later:

HER: Why aren't you going back to your friends? You must want my number badly!

See? She tested you to see if you'd stick to your plans and go, or change them and stay. You stayed. She knew she had you from that point on.

HER: You seem like a player, I think that you are just gonna add my number to your collection, you will hit on other girls after you leave me.

[That is probably true =)]

ME: No, you looked like an interesting girl, I just wanted to know you more.

You should have told her the truth - yes, I'll be talking to other women tonight. Notice how she immediately called you on your b*ll**** and you ended up all twisted up in questions about how interesting she is. That's why you got p*ssed off. She was totally in control.

Live and learn.

 

[Donjuanpablo]

I think the main question that needs to be answered is why are you wearing sunglasses in a club?

 

[jwchin]

UPDATE

Hey

So I called this girl up on a wednesday and ask her out for a drink on Saturday nite (because I was gonna be in Toronto that nite for clubbing, I didn't wanna make two trips down there). To my surprise, she actually agreed to it. I asked for her address, and she gave it to me.

On Saturday, I went to her house to pick her up. She looked really good, but I didn't comment on her looks, I said that her perfume smelled good on her. Then I drove her to the bubbletea place. Naturally, I opened the car door for her. (I should mention that I'm Chinese, and she is too)

While we were driving in the car, we had some small talk in the car and I noticed that it seemed like she would always take little verbal jabs at me. Then I just asked her:

ME: You seem like a sarcastic girl.
HER: Wow, you picked up on that fast, it usually takes people about an hour to see that.

(Normally I don't like sarcastic girls)

So, we get to the tea place, and get a table. Now, we just start some talking, trying to get to know each other. Every once in while she would throw in zingers at me. (I forget exactly what they all were, because there was too many) Since I don't like it, I would hit her with zingers back (of course my lines were more powerful then hers).

HER: You're just as sarcastic as I am.
ME: No, I'm witty. There's a difference.
HER: What's the difference, they seem the same to me.
ME: When you are witty, you are quick and funny with answers. When you are sarcastic, you are just mean.

I did a little bit of kino too, I touched her ear ring and the ring on her finger, I just wanted to break the touch barrier.

Anyways, we talk for longer and she mentions that she uses ICQ all the time. She gives me her ICQ number, so we can chat online. Also, I should mention that I'm the kinda guy that is mysterious naturally, I ask people a lot of questions to get to know them, but I'm kinda vague with my responses. She picked up on that.

HER: Somehow I get a feeling that at the end of the night, you're gonna know a lot about me, but I'll know nothing about you.
ME: So what do you wanna know about me?
HER: I don't know, but when you ask me questions, you can gimme your responses to those questions also. You have to give me something so that I can dream about you tonite.

Now, of course I answered my questions a bit more but still kinda vague. And I don't know about the whole "dreaming about me part" because she is sarcastic.

I look at my watch and realize that it's 10pm and we've been there for 2.5 hours. I need to hit the club before 11:30. So I pay for drinks and take her back home. I ask her if I can go inside her house to change for the club, she says yes.

I change very quickly, and go to put on my shoes. She is standing about 3 feet from me. I thank her for letting me use her bathroom to change in.

ME: Well, I have a good time with you tonite and getting to know you.
HER: I had a good time getting to know you too.
ME: So, are you gonna gimme a hug or what?
She comes up and hugs me.
HER: I'm the girl, you can't expect me to initiaite this kinda thing. If you want more, it's up to you to initiate it because you are the guy.

Then I leave for the club.

I didn't kiss close because generally speaking Asians move at a slower pace than white people.

So far it's been about 5 days, I gonna call her tonite and try to set up a dinner date on either Sat. or Sun.

What do you guys think??

 

[jwchin]

Forgot this crucial part

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ME: I have to go now.
HER: Why so soon? I wanna dance with you more.
ME: My sis wants to go now. This is your last chance to gimme your number.

At this point she finally gives it to me.

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We talked about this part during drinks and she said that when I said "It's your last chance to gimme your number", she was really impressed by that. She said that it made me seem like "hot sh1t", and that she wanted to know if I was really worth it, that's why she gave her number to me.

Also, regarding her sarcastic nature, she told me to just forget about most of the stuff she says. She's not saying it to hurt me, but that's just her personality, so don't take it personally.

Have any of you guys ever dated sarcastic girls before??

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Re: Forgot this crucial part

Originally posted by jwchin
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ME: I have to go now.
HER: Why so soon? I wanna dance with you more.
ME: My sis wants to go now. This is your last chance to gimme your number.

At this point she finally gives it to me.

________________________________

We talked about this part during drinks and she said that when I said "It's your last chance to gimme your number", she was really impressed by that. She said that it made me seem like "hot sh1t", and that she wanted to know if I was really worth it, that's why she gave her number to me.

Also, regarding her sarcastic nature, she told me to just forget about most of the stuff she says. She's not saying it to hurt me, but that's just her personality, so don't take it personally.

Have any of you guys ever dated sarcastic girls before??

Oh Yeah!

I love sarcastic women!

They always got something crazy to say than something that's common and boring. Next time she say something smart, use this:

You: You got a very smart mouth.

Her: But you like it.

You: Keep getting smart. I got something for it.

Her: oh yeah, what?

You: Don't worry about what it is. Just know that it will do the job.

Her: You so crazy!

 

[white_hype]

i love sarcastic chicks

ive dated some and found out that the best thing to do is wait for them to say something really sarcastic and then just stand up and slap her right across the mouth, you gotta do this pretty hard to show her you mean business and you dont take sh1t from anyone, especially a little girl

if youre lucky she will be really f'ed up mentally from her past, and after you start slapping her a little she will NEVER leave you, but if they wont leave you alone just slap them harder and harder till they get the msg.

gl, peace